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« on: May 09, 2010, 01:05:38 PM »
Americans would be a lot less obese if we all agreed to do a whimsical little dance instead of saying "Hello."
:balle: :balle:
theek hai sare shuru ho jao...ajj to hi... :superhappy:
aa lao ji 
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« on: May 09, 2010, 12:36:12 PM »
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
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« on: May 09, 2010, 12:30:37 PM »
7164
« on: May 09, 2010, 12:23:36 PM »
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« on: May 09, 2010, 12:11:47 PM »
Lame - just plain stupid, un-original, or lifeless. :huhh:
7166
« on: May 09, 2010, 02:17:53 AM »
infiniti m37 is decent
7167
« on: May 08, 2010, 03:48:45 PM »
Where's my cindy bear :love:
ankhi teere kol khadi te hegi  :
7168
« on: May 08, 2010, 03:35:29 PM »
and you looooooooooooooooooooove it :pagel:
7169
« on: May 08, 2010, 03:21:05 PM »
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE :happy:
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
Between shit and clay.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
Or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a stick..
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
The wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or
Find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
Other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day,
Without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
7170
« on: May 08, 2010, 03:09:59 PM »
power tel ch bhukki mila ke te ni si paayi...dekh kidda kamb da :pagel:
7171
« on: May 08, 2010, 03:08:30 PM »
What will it accomplish?
7172
« on: May 08, 2010, 02:15:27 PM »
i look constipated :hehe:
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« on: May 07, 2010, 03:09:48 PM »
letsh gooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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« on: May 06, 2010, 09:29:35 PM »
Tezy - don't leave on the account of these useless azzholes
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« on: May 06, 2010, 09:25:04 PM »
yea me too, usually if it's research papers, i put them away 'til last minute - with this kind of stuff i work best under pressure...everything else is planned out perfectly to the minute detail...
PLAN and COnqueor - my motto
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« on: May 06, 2010, 08:59:21 PM »
I just couldn't help but laugh at this :laugh:
- by all means no intent to offend anyone :pagel:
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« on: May 06, 2010, 08:52:51 PM »
for the procrastinators out there :pagel: We have a task before us which must be speedily performed. We know that it will be ruinous to make delay. The most important crisis of our life calls, trumpet-tongued, for immediate energy and action. We glow, we are consumed with eagerness to commence the work, with the anticipation of whose glorious result our whole souls are on fire. It must, it shall be undertaken to-day, and yet we put it off until to-morrow, and why? There is no answer, except that we feel perverse, using the word with no comprehension of the principle. To-morrow arrives, and with it a more impatient anxiety to do our duty, but with this very increase of anxiety arrives, also, a nameless, a positively fearful, because unfathomable, craving for delay. This craving gathers strength as the moments fly. The last hour for action is at hand. We tremble with the violence of the conflict within us, -- of the definite with the indefinite -- of the substance with the shadow. But, if the contest have proceeded thus far, it is the shadow which prevails, -- we struggle in vain. The clock strikes, and is the knell of our welfare. At the same time, it is the chanticleer -- note to the ghost that has so long overawed us. It flies -- it disappears -- we are free. The old energy returns. We will labor now. Alas, it is too late! [/size] One of the things I love about Poe is the way he explains basic human nature through the characters in his stories. He's not up there in the clouds, writing some esoteric crap. Although Poe had the intellect to argue with the best philosphers, he is right here on the ground with the rest of us. What I am trying to learn is how Poe, with such an imagination as he had, didn't succumb to procrastination himself. It almost makes me tired just thinking about the volume of works he produced, not to mention the vast array of material that he read
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« on: May 06, 2010, 12:37:24 PM »
jeeez am vege
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: May 06, 2010, 12:31:41 PM »
If only it was that easy! I remember when i was doing my psych rotations, I got to work with this patient who has was later doagnosed with paradoxical insomnia...remember taking the history, she told me she hadn't slept for 35 years...I snickered (very loud, inappropriate at that lolz) then throwing off a comment lady if you hadn't slept for that long you'd be dead...and she just stared at me in awe : hahaha yea yea i know im not very empathetic :pagel: - yea that was just a random thought
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« on: May 03, 2010, 12:40:48 PM »
oh jatt nu kangaaal kar ke kihde battue nu haada hun laa leyaaaaaaaa
oh ahuuuu ahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
burrraaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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