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Pics / Re: my bday party pictures
« on: June 09, 2010, 10:57:55 PM »



this is so funny :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Computer Manuals?
« on: June 09, 2010, 10:11:11 PM »
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then
the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And
your data is corrupted ‘cause the index doesn’t hash, Then your
situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

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Help & Suggestions / Jodi of the week - Deleted
« on: June 09, 2010, 09:28:41 PM »


Too many people were having issues with their jodis - hence, deleted!


It wasn't meant to offend anyone.

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Help & Suggestions / Re: Chat Smiley
« on: June 09, 2010, 08:59:56 PM »
Yeah, new chat has unleashed upon us so many complexities, this is almost impossible at this point. If it ever becomes doable, I'd gladly do it.

We have the answer so, LOCKED

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Pics / Re: Global Warming
« on: June 08, 2010, 10:00:22 PM »



::::grabss some salt::::::

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Pics / Re: my bday party pictures
« on: June 08, 2010, 09:55:09 PM »



maaan saaab....hahaha i cant stop laughinggggggggggggggg

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News Khabran / Re: Fox tried to eat sleeping toddler twins
« on: June 08, 2010, 09:08:43 PM »



poor foxes going hungry, UK is cruel! :sad:

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Pics / Re: PoWeRLIfTeR As KiLlEr lolzz
« on: June 08, 2010, 04:35:36 PM »




power - i told you to shave :pagel:

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Fun Time / Which Horror Killer are you?
« on: June 08, 2010, 04:31:10 PM »


Click this link and find out:  http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/MrDarkness/which-horror-killer-are-you/


Can ya tell, im bored at work?! :pagel:

Here's me:

Quote
You Scored as Jigsaw
You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.



Jigsaw 
 100%
Hannibal Lecter 
 60%
Freddy Krueger 
 60%
Michael Myers 
 40%
Jason Voorhees 
 20%
Leatherface 
 20%
Pinhead 
 20%
Captain Spaulding 
 20%
Candyman 
 20%
Buffalo Bill 
 0%
 

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Gup Shup / Re: Dilemmas
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:34:48 PM »
1.Would you rather be rich or healthy?


 - There is no greater wealth than one's health. Health comes first. Being rich an't cure uncuruable diseases, but being healthy provides you with an energtic and charged body with which you can work hard and think hard, and become rich.


2.Would you rather be good looking or rich?


  - These days, with money you can buy looks, and with looks you can make a lot of money. So, in essence, I rather be good looking. :pagel:

3.Do you believe in the death penalty? Why or why not?


 - They say that death is the worst penalty for these "wrongdoers" but I say, isn't a life in prison, alone, worse? Death is giving them an easy way out. On the contrarty, the death penalty is supposed to repay a criminal's wrong to society for the crime. But death is death, state sanctioned or not. If they really want some good to come from the death penalty, they should ( hold on cause this is out there ) use the corneas and eyes so some types of blindness can be cured, use a good heart, liver, kidneys, etc. for people who need them and face an imminent death. You ask, "who would want the eyes of a convicted criminal?" My answer is, let the blind person decide if they want to see again, the kidney patient on dialysis if they want normal functioning kidneys, etc. etc. At least this way, several people ( society ) are leading better, more productive lives and the murder of the convict them has done more than just another legalized murder.




- more to come later, i tiiiiiiiired :yawn:

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Gup Shup / Re: Dilemmas
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:17:56 PM »
oh its like the biggest question ever,,
Do you eat the chicken first or the egg?...  :happy:


and why do we have to choose between these? can't we have little bit of both  :lost:




because i say so...chup kar ke answer karde.... :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kamlo on the move: part 4
« on: June 08, 2010, 02:59:26 PM »




The Kamlo Chronicles :pagel:

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Pics / Re: my bday party pictures
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:34:06 PM »




 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: pendu tu kihnu smooches de rehaa

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Funny Videos / Re: A Punjabi Alien
« on: June 07, 2010, 09:57:43 PM »



chak de phattteee :laugh:

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Gup Shup / Re: Question - Optium Age of Getting Married and Kids
« on: June 07, 2010, 04:25:17 PM »




i thought that said opium and it was an instant attraction :yawn: for now im gonna go sleep

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kamlo on the move: part 4
« on: June 06, 2010, 11:40:28 PM »



:loll: power ne ta chapters de naam vi rakh ditte

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Birthdays / Re: Happy Bday Kmalo (noxious)
« on: June 06, 2010, 10:51:25 PM »
Happy Bday .. I hope u had a grt one .. I hope I m nt late to wish ..


thank you...plus it'a never too late for anything as long as its sincere!   :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: Who is more psycho?
« on: June 06, 2010, 10:19:45 PM »




people fighting over who's more insane - ah, what has the world come to...? :pagel:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Psycho Ward
« on: June 06, 2010, 10:12:04 PM »




 :laugh: even the crazies need light to work, eh hhahahaha

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Birthdays / Re: Happy Bday Kmalo (noxious)
« on: June 06, 2010, 09:03:28 PM »
Happy Birthday Kamalooo!!!!!!!!  :balle:


thank you simmm  :superhappy:

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