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6881
« on: June 11, 2010, 12:36:21 PM »
 : i heard this one before
6882
« on: June 11, 2010, 12:35:24 PM »
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. nothing can beat this :laugh:
6883
« on: June 11, 2010, 12:34:08 PM »
ah, bummmer...now i need to start wearing a burkaa :pagel:
6884
« on: June 11, 2010, 12:32:54 PM »
:laugh: :laugh:
Dont u think it seems like a tongue twister...:-)
yea i agree...beats green eggs and ham :
6885
« on: June 11, 2010, 12:31:30 PM »
nai pit da j kudi ne jutti lah v layi tan maen apni lah leni  bang bang haha
aho juttiya di rehdi laa leyo mil ke nal nu muaafa vi ho ju :pagel:
6886
« on: June 11, 2010, 12:28:14 PM »
kowtow
1.To act in a subservient manner.
2.To kneel and touch the forehead to the ground in expression of deep respect, worship, or submission, as formerly done in China.
6887
« on: June 11, 2010, 12:20:11 PM »
india lost 2day
and somehow you felt this was a word of the day?!
6888
« on: June 11, 2010, 12:18:40 PM »
these drawings put my stick figures to shamee...mae ni banoniya hun :sad:
6889
« on: June 10, 2010, 04:19:17 PM »
i hate those court shows - so annoying
6890
« on: June 10, 2010, 04:17:42 PM »
kedi harkat hahahaha?
dekh kiwe kudiya nu cherrda kise din pitteyga - mae ni bachouna :pagel:
6891
« on: June 10, 2010, 04:10:31 PM »
power apniya harkata to baaj ajja :hehe:
6892
« on: June 10, 2010, 03:07:24 PM »
:angry: dadey magaune dono... dadey mari jande
daadey magaune :laugh:
6893
« on: June 10, 2010, 01:09:08 PM »
Court, word for word.Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteen. Q: What year? A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. (geeenius : )
Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at?
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? (another genius :laugh: )
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? ( he’s really eager to know :laugh: )
Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? –
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: I went to Europe, Sir. Q: And you took your new wife?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. :
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. (aha te sirre laa diti :laugh: )
6894
« on: June 10, 2010, 12:52:26 PM »
6895
« on: June 10, 2010, 12:20:23 PM »
so, is she getting paid for these :
6896
« on: June 10, 2010, 10:44:16 AM »
noxi , me generally read about the things meet in daily life , like this - my pup was also suffed from these roundworms & i saw them in his shit lol hahaha. they were stearing here n der LOL, bas treatment ehi kita we gave him a antibacterial drug . Diarrhia ho gea c. hun v medicine dayidi hai kadi kadi
power tu bach ke rahi tere vich na badh jaan :hehe:
6897
« on: June 10, 2010, 10:41:43 AM »
ajj kal de jawaak, kalyug aya bai... :pagel:
6898
« on: June 10, 2010, 10:39:04 AM »
this is a great idea! good work miss :happy:
6899
« on: June 10, 2010, 10:37:13 AM »
hahaha power bach ke reha kar, menu lagda ajj kal teri shaamat aun wali hi aa
6900
« on: June 10, 2010, 10:34:29 AM »
ah! my fav subject : when i was little i had the opportunity to observe a "katta/katti" - can;t remember what it was, well its stool contained round worms - it does actually look like spaghetti without the sauce - : can we talk about tapeworms in humans next :
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