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6361
« on: July 30, 2010, 07:42:46 PM »
enhu update karo  :
6362
« on: July 30, 2010, 07:14:15 PM »
menu mera chaa da pateela dawo
6363
« on: July 30, 2010, 07:12:27 PM »
wow, people are just sick!
6364
« on: July 30, 2010, 01:39:40 PM »
:spam:
6365
« on: July 30, 2010, 01:37:10 PM »
- so lame :
6366
« on: July 30, 2010, 01:35:21 PM »
: i've heard this one before - makes me laught every time
6367
« on: July 30, 2010, 01:31:48 PM »
bilkul sahi keha, but eh ikale australia wich ni hunda, but in majority of the baharli countries
6368
« on: July 30, 2010, 12:42:34 PM »
next: 12 mahineya nu punjabi/gurmukhi vich likho. (not in english, in gurmukhi font)
anybody?
6369
« on: July 29, 2010, 10:04:08 PM »
- question is self-explanatory :pagel:
me: to start off with, people who can't spell...
6370
« on: July 29, 2010, 09:36:55 PM »
6371
« on: July 29, 2010, 09:33:53 PM »
6372
« on: July 29, 2010, 09:28:02 PM »
6373
« on: July 29, 2010, 09:12:42 PM »
Three guys go for dinner, each buys a $10 steak. At the end of the meal, they collect $30 between the three of them to cover the cost of the meals and gives it to the waitress. She goes back to the cash register, where the overlooking manager says "Those dinners are discounted, you need to give them $5 back." So the waitress gets the five dollars, and returns to the table. Not knowing how to split $5 between the three of them, she gives 1 dollar to each of the three patrons, and kept two for herself.
Now if you do the math, together they paid $30, got $3 back meaning they only paid $27. The waitress kept $2. This totals $29. Where did the last dollar go?
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.
With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!
1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any number in between.
2. Take that number that you've chosen, and multiply it by 9.
3. That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and add them together.
4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.
5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A =1, B=2, C=3, and so on...
6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.
7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal.
8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a color.
9. But remember, that there are no orange kangaroos in Denmark.
Put your hands out in front of you. Count Backwards your fingers on your right hand; so it's 10 9 8 7 and so on untill you get to six on your thumb. Add five more fingers from you left hand. How many fingers do you have? You Mutant!
6374
« on: July 29, 2010, 08:57:54 PM »
the only problem is, im broke :
6375
« on: July 29, 2010, 08:45:02 PM »
na o bewfa c te na maen khta keeti
a tan majboori c
bas thodi k doori c
yaari bdi goorhi c
bas milan di khwaish adoori c
bas saadi majboori c :sad:
aye haye aye haye :pagel: bas ik sanam chahiye ashiqi ke liye :mean:
6376
« on: July 29, 2010, 08:41:47 PM »
Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.
6377
« on: July 29, 2010, 08:33:06 PM »
You judge now... but bet you'd fall for a tatoo'd poet. Just saying. Call things after they are.
Never, as I know what I want. :pagel: me = not a lost soul. :happy:
6378
« on: July 29, 2010, 03:17:39 PM »
LondonPunjabi:
baaki to LondonPunjabi - time heals all wounds even broken hearts... /:)
Only that phrase was meant for you, as I did manage to write your name in it, and hence implying that only that statement was addressed to you.
6379
« on: July 29, 2010, 03:00:35 PM »
can i come along?
letsh gooooo :happy:
6380
« on: July 29, 2010, 02:05:11 PM »
i feel like going shopping for some new suits and chuddiya :happy:
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