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5001
« on: December 26, 2010, 07:54:08 PM »
it's the net - goes round and round  :
5002
« on: December 26, 2010, 07:36:43 PM »
*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.
*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people.
*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day
*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum
*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
*Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.
*The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.
*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.
*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
*Most toliets flush in E-flat.
*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
*A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
*The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."
*Frowning burns more calories than smiling.
*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
*A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.
*Children grow faster in the spring.
*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.
*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.
*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt. :
*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.
*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
*Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year.
*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
5003
« on: December 26, 2010, 06:34:13 PM »
this is how you act dumb and get the task accomplished - i call it genius :laugh:
5004
« on: December 26, 2010, 06:26:00 PM »
Eventhough, cheetah's are fast, they can't run at full speed for long distances - max is about a 100 yards.
5005
« on: December 26, 2010, 05:44:53 PM »
PENDU, MAAN SAAB, BILLU BAKRA - twanu special invitation bhejjna pau? Lattan todd deniya mae, get on this!!! /:)
Desi - did you vote? nahi te tere duvawle vi hova? /:)
5006
« on: December 26, 2010, 05:42:27 PM »
Jhanda - you already nominated the female users on first page, mae ni dubara coutning karni /:) only the first woting will be counted :hihpanga:
5007
« on: December 26, 2010, 05:39:53 PM »
jinna marzi kahi jao, ultimately these type of competitions are always based on physical appearance and not necessarily talent. Nontheless, at least they are fully clothed = big plus from me.
5008
« on: December 26, 2010, 05:33:18 PM »
mautirty is gained through one's experiences.
5009
« on: December 26, 2010, 05:17:31 PM »
ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਲੱਤਾ ਬਾਹਾ ਤੋੜਣ ਜੋਗੇ ਆ .... ਆਹ ਦਿਲ ਦੁਲ ਨਹੀ ਟੁਟਦੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਤੋ : : : sarr gaya
5010
« on: December 26, 2010, 05:12:39 PM »
Gill's birthday wooohooooooooooo :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
hope you had a very very happy b-day sweetie pie :hug: :hug: :hug:
5011
« on: December 23, 2010, 01:54:38 PM »
: akal di pro te vik udiya aundiya ne 8->
5012
« on: December 23, 2010, 01:53:27 PM »
sometimes beats you with a belna :hehe:
5013
« on: December 23, 2010, 01:47:17 PM »
How many times has it already been predicted that the world is going to end? : I'm still here :hehe:
5014
« on: December 23, 2010, 01:39:40 PM »
hun te puraane ho gaye, assi nahio karna welcome :hehe:
5015
« on: December 23, 2010, 01:37:02 PM »
aho mere hath paer badde thande rehnde :hehe:
5016
« on: December 23, 2010, 01:14:53 PM »
 : Oh kioN ji?
pyaar aa oh ta :hehe:
5017
« on: December 23, 2010, 01:14:20 PM »
looks like PJ gabrus don't care, as I see no participation, so I say leave the color as it is...no need to bust your rear over it.
5018
« on: December 22, 2010, 05:07:19 PM »
here's one:
Jhanda Amli makes me sick.
5019
« on: December 22, 2010, 05:03:18 PM »
idha na kiyha kar noXiouS ishaq tann ishaq aa ..tenu ki pita hove.......................... :sad: :sad:
pher ronde kahto aa? jinhu dekho pyar pyar and then dukhi....either people don't know how to love or they jus tlike drama :
5020
« on: December 22, 2010, 04:15:58 PM »
ooH I thought you mean gunde as in badmaaash - mae sochdi si eh kiddan ho sakda, at least not in punjab :
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