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3982
« on: April 21, 2011, 02:10:19 PM »
get the evo - much better
3983
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:50:22 PM »
mae nawa lena for the spring/summer 8-> - still thinking. I'm bored of the one's I have...
3984
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:48:22 PM »
can we have skincare in the Summer?! :pagel:
one tip: sunblock goes a long way :)
3985
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:33:44 PM »
Nobody can hurt me without my permission. - Gandhi
3986
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:23:08 PM »
""i dont mind the cutie boys"". Waah. Rabb naal dhokha. Rabb nu kaun vekhu
that's what are youth has boiled down to...socialization in even religious places. It's really a shame. I bet 90% of the youngsters go to the gurdwara to socialize and to check out the opposite sex. As, speaking for the adults, 60% go their for gossiping/socialization. - above statistics provided by personal experiences :pagel:
3987
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:18:33 PM »
left my phone home...pata ni kihne kihne gaalan kadiya honiya  :
3988
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:16:24 PM »
two*
3989
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:15:49 PM »
Cmmon,b practical mundeyo,apa nu ta 36-24-36 attract karda a,eh ta peli condition a,fer cute jea face ya appealing eyes wid naughty smile wid seductive andaaz : )
...gal ta munda tahi karda je kuri kaim howe,baki gal wakhri je kuri wadd khaneya wangu gal kare,fer munda paase ho janda aapey..lol
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isn't that the truth : Physically , I don't really think someone can attract me (same as cars, I see engines of cars)
For a person I go for their thinking and understanding :)
question for you: If there were too girls in from of you, one completely drop-dead-gorgeous and the other one looks like Johnny Lever. Will you be able to tell which one is more attractive than the other (pertaining to physical appearance) ?
3990
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:11:19 PM »
If you're going to post something, post complete news. ewi mae title dekh ke aa gayi /:)
3991
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:09:58 PM »
It has too much of a Hollywood appearance - fake! :pagel:
3992
« on: April 21, 2011, 01:06:06 PM »
bas? : tu ta ik sentence vi ni complete kita :D:
3993
« on: April 21, 2011, 10:48:36 AM »
3994
« on: April 19, 2011, 04:29:19 PM »
I like the happy people :hehe: Khijji hoyi janta stay away :
3995
« on: April 19, 2011, 04:23:26 PM »
THE BRAIN TEST:
It's that time of year to take our annual test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so...
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five time! s. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass," then! go on to question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and
West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury&! the survivors", then proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the age of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own age? It was YOU!!......
3996
« on: April 19, 2011, 04:16:57 PM »
1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't even see it. What is it?
2. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
3. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
4. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
5. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
6. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
7. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg *are* white" or "The yolk of the egg *is* white"?
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ANSWERS:
1. Coffin.
2. incorrectly.
3. Temperature.
4. Mount Everest.
5. The word "and".
6. "new door" = "one word".
7. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
3997
« on: April 19, 2011, 03:58:43 PM »
Taanhi shade jattaan te ghaane bahut bane aa :D: :D:
laa diti sirre :laugh:
3998
« on: April 19, 2011, 03:58:12 PM »
punjabi guys are so UN-romantic : why why why oh why
tanu bara pata ke gal ?? lolz......
lae dass PJ de joke section vich tara tara diya examples payia ne pata te hona hi aa :
3999
« on: April 19, 2011, 03:55:06 PM »
: taaye nu dodde charr gaye aa ho jau pichey :hehe:
tuhanu barra pata dodia barre  :
tuanu ni si pata? :hehe:
tahi ta puchia ki tuhannu mere naalo khassa vadh patta :D:
PJ de amliya toh vala kuch sikh leya :hehe:
lol sikhia keh try v kar lia ?
enha da haal dekh ke try karan nu chitt ni kitaa :laugh:
4000
« on: April 19, 2011, 03:45:26 PM »
: taaye nu dodde charr gaye aa ho jau pichey :hehe:
tuhanu barra pata dodia barre :
tuanu ni si pata? :hehe:
tahi ta puchia ki tuhannu mere naalo khassa vadh patta :D:
PJ de amliya toh vala kuch sikh leya :hehe:
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