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3801
« on: May 05, 2011, 11:35:55 PM »
jad aukha waqt aunda sab kuch appi aa janda :pagel:
3802
« on: May 05, 2011, 11:34:23 PM »
Now, noxious wants it even bigger, surprise surprise!
It could be slightly larger in height =/
3803
« on: May 05, 2011, 10:58:56 PM »
[quote author=Kudrat Kaur link=topic=49824.msg532308#msg532308 date=1304647299
So Mein tah kahangi, Girls need to be more adjustable and understanding because this is she who is new member in family.
If she could adjjust to variety of problems and patience then many problems could be solved. :) Good Luck Girls!!
Well, I think not only Phone but facebook or other networking sites r going to become be troublemaker for relationships in future too..
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Kudiya nu ki saza mili hoyi aa, that she is the ONLY one who needs to adjust?! She leaves her whole family to live with, what, pretty much with a bunch of strangers. It is the guy's family who should be trying to make her feel more comfortable and help her in adjusting rather than pointing out her flaws and make her feel like an outsider that she already is... It has to be a joint effort!
agree with the second statement, social networking sites are likely to become a part of failed relationships more than anything else.
3804
« on: May 05, 2011, 10:35:12 PM »
"main CPR kara"
:D:
3805
« on: May 05, 2011, 03:39:33 PM »
Peke vi ta family hi ne. teeje lok ta nahi /:) Nontheless, advice leni ta lawo, par enhi parkh honi chahidi ke you want to adhere to it or not and how it will affect your relationship with your husband/wife. At the end, it's ultimately you and him...other people shouldn't matter. I think if there is an issue, it should be discussed between wife and husband rather than other people. Not, only it keeps the relationship stronger it avoids, biased/negative 3rd party opinions.
If you look at it from the female perspective. Most marriages in Punjab are arranged. Initially, the girl isn't familiar with the husband or his family enough to discuss things openly. So, she finds it more easier to confide in her parents.
3806
« on: May 05, 2011, 03:28:03 PM »
"pack EVERYTHING"
Ewi i hate packing :huhh:
3807
« on: May 05, 2011, 03:16:55 PM »
 : i like the last one
3808
« on: May 05, 2011, 02:46:54 PM »
(this may be a repeat - not sure)
These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts’ and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
3809
« on: May 04, 2011, 11:43:13 PM »
k-k-k-k-k-kiiiiiiiiraaaaaaaaaan, i love you
:hehe:
3810
« on: May 04, 2011, 11:41:49 PM »
Exams really getting to you huh???
vaaaaaaaaaaat, ju no like froooty? :pagel:
3811
« on: May 04, 2011, 11:41:14 PM »
ik nu samose fara deen se te mai peg lane se........lolzz .....baki top secrat ya....hahaha
top secret kahda, tere peg laya hoya ch mae tera sahi kutapa lahuna si :D:
3812
« on: May 04, 2011, 11:34:03 PM »
gs ee kam boht late kita
es to changa enu delete hi krde shoutbox nu lol
Aande se choch nikli nai ki kharoch marne ki soch raha hai...Chaaku sirf Chakku ke haath mein chakmakata hai...bakron ki haath mein nahi! /:) :hehe:
3813
« on: May 04, 2011, 11:32:44 PM »
you can make it 9/13 if you want, is it going to matter? - NO :D:
3814
« on: May 04, 2011, 10:53:16 PM »
lo kurri ni milli doha nu ta aapas ch kikalli paa ke dil vatta le :D: :D:
aha scarface te GS te menu hamesha shakk si hun yakeen vi ho gaya :D: :D: :D:
3815
« on: May 04, 2011, 10:25:29 PM »
jad larayi hundi mic nu kehda puchda hunda...pher te eh hunda ke khaa jayiye bas :D: :D: :D:
such a set-up!
3816
« on: May 04, 2011, 10:09:03 PM »
sweetpea (planted seeds, but they haven't sprouted yet)
gladiolus
hyacinth
tulips
there's another one from the lily family, can't recall the exact name :)
3817
« on: May 04, 2011, 09:42:33 PM »
Carrots and onions, damn you guys do hardcore :pagel:
how can you forget mirrcha, padeena, dhanniya - the summer basics And TOMATOESSSSSSSSS :kamli:
P.S. mae te bas phull laye aa :love:
3818
« on: May 04, 2011, 03:25:20 PM »
koyi chajj di kahabr vi dey leya karo :D: :D: :D: fittey muh tuade news waleya de :D:
3819
« on: May 04, 2011, 12:49:26 PM »
Do you ever pick up?
only for a selected few...hate phonecalls. :D
3820
« on: May 04, 2011, 12:31:39 PM »
Pehla photo id mangni as I don't know whose id it is :lol:
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