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3421
« on: June 14, 2011, 02:16:10 PM »
aha te pyaar aa...janam janam ka sath hai darling :hehe:
3422
« on: June 14, 2011, 02:15:20 PM »
kaun tutt gaya? 
3423
« on: June 14, 2011, 02:13:16 PM »
I like this one  : GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
3424
« on: June 14, 2011, 02:02:35 PM »
Time
Time, time
Time, time, time, time
Ticking time, timing time
Time and time and time in time is time
for time in Hell is time and time for time, is time
Oh time is time, time, time, ticking time in Hell
Ticking time, timing time
Time, time, time, time
Time time
Time  :
:D: :D: :D:
I dare you to read that out loud, record it and post it on PJ. :D: NOXI TUSSI V POETRY DE TOPIC PAUN LAGG GE  : :blah:
I've been doing it here and there :hehe: jad mood banda paa deyi de...the issue is, only very few understand the type of poetry I post :
3425
« on: June 14, 2011, 01:56:17 PM »
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the
sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a
teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've
failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case
I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
3426
« on: June 14, 2011, 01:46:35 PM »
killa is a "his" : damn killa, enhi waddi secret satho shuppa ke rakhi, marrja tu dub ke :hehe:
3427
« on: June 14, 2011, 10:56:49 AM »
Love doesn't give us the license to own a person.
3428
« on: June 14, 2011, 10:45:28 AM »
tere tu eh hi aas si mainu :break:
no need to thank me, what are friends for :hehe:
3429
« on: June 14, 2011, 10:45:00 AM »
kache di pher koyi suchna mili ke nahi? :hehe:
3430
« on: June 14, 2011, 10:39:10 AM »
lae dass addiya kahto chukniya, assi hege aa na help karan nu :hehe:
3431
« on: June 14, 2011, 10:37:30 AM »
damn, I look like I'm gonna eat someone : :
3432
« on: June 13, 2011, 03:19:19 PM »
mae ta chad ayi kise paase, roj tang karda si :hehe:
3433
« on: June 13, 2011, 02:22:51 PM »
yeah mine too weird enough I read the Raven again just yest.
have you read The Fall of the House of Usher
3434
« on: June 13, 2011, 01:36:49 PM »
Poe is a genius.
yuo, one of my favorites.
3435
« on: June 13, 2011, 12:52:53 PM »
sukh hun ki sapereya wale kam khol laye tu vi :hehe:
3436
« on: June 13, 2011, 12:39:29 PM »
Who they?
from left to right: Rinki, Soulmate, Dev, Power
3437
« on: June 13, 2011, 11:33:29 AM »
Fateh & galib ki pro aa :angr: :angr:
ki hoya?
3438
« on: June 13, 2011, 11:32:43 AM »
: sahi gall aa
3439
« on: June 13, 2011, 11:10:16 AM »
designer naal raula pai gya,kehnda hun kachha nhi dena ,design copy ho ju ,man da hi nhi piya :hehe:
koyi takdda designer faddna si na, hun paayi jao roulla :hehe: kacha-less :D: :D:
3440
« on: June 13, 2011, 11:05:06 AM »
noxi rang nu chhadd ,kachhe de tan raule hi bahut pai ge ,ki ki dasa tainu ,kachhe te ki beeti :D:
purri detail ch dass dao, assi vehle hi aa :hehe:
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