• A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

 
 

• A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?  
• A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

 
 

• There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

 
 

• What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

 
 

• Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

 
 

• This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

 
 
 
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Story 1 A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
 
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. 
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
 
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
 
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
 
It was valid.
 
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

 
Story 2 This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red BMW. So he decided to take his new BMW on a test drive down the interstate one day.
 
He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new BMW would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
 
The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over.
The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
 
So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back."
 
The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."

 
 
bai menu ta gall hi ni samajh ayi. What are you talking about?

age, weight, height, education, eyes n hair clur plz_?

daulleya vaare vi puch lena si :pagel:

 
 
So, shall I change my plans from BMW?!
 Uddan Audi vi maadi ni aa. :hehe:

 
Hello my name is Komal and I'll be your friend.

 
 
welcome ji welcome

 
 
ah man, swaad aa gaya dekh ke...oho tokke wali machine karke mere ik vaari badde shittar paye si...won't go into details :hehe:

then what the real game behind this becoz its a section of pj which is so far too away from many users so its necessary that some explanation should be provided , so that each and every 1 knows abt it

Mae ta app wait kar rahi explanation di... : I think coding vich flaw eh...

Eh ravi gill hi hai, te preet14/jaspreetmand ne pehlan vi sabit kita ke eh dono ohdiya saheliya aa.

preet14/jaspreetmand, are you willing to put your reputation on the line for him?

nope i dont even talk 2 him  nor does sis either

Lao ji tuada jawab. If it turns out to be ravi gill ban both preet14 and jaspreetmand PERMANENTLY.
 
Je manzoor aa, unban him and mods can always monitor him.