So, this is pretty self-explanatory.

List one word and try to define it if you can.

 It can be something informative or silly, or a word you just been using  all day.



ex: expiate - To atone, to make amends for.

ex: huurrrrrrr - udd ja; parah marr

ex: blaah

Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A. By death.
Q. And by whose death was it terminated?   ( :  lagda ajj eh dimaag ghar chad ayea)
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Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.   ( lumbar region is your low-back)
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Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
Q. And what is your marital status?
A. Fair.   ( : )
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Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My ex-widow said it.
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Q. How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?
A. Well, a gal down the road had had several of Her children by Dr.
Cherney, and said he was really good.     ( oh, boy that Dr. Cherney, huh : )
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Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?     (haye rabba  X_X)
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Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A. I should be.
Q. How many times have you committed suicide ?
A. Four times.
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Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.    ( I would hope so, damn!)
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Q. Were you acquainted with the defendant?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?    ( fittey muh)
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Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the
influence?
A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn`t pronunciate His words.
Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify
me."
Q. Did he kill you?   ( obviously not, : )
A. No.
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Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present
information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
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Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A. No.
Q. What was he doing with the dog`s ears?
A. Picking them up in the air.
Q. Where was the dog at this time?
A. Attached to the ears.    ( I would hope so : )
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Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were
able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on Her not to go,
gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to
the station?
MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.   ( : I agree)
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Before we recess, let`s listen to one last exchange involving a child:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What
school do you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.   


It turns out, some lawyers aren’t that bright, eh?! :

Teer tod ke sahiba ne zindagi mirze de gawayi,

Ik di maut kara ke jaan sattan di bachayi...

Je tore na hunde teer sahiban ne, rehndi na suhagan ik vi bharjayi...

Maadi sahiba ne nahi kiti, eh ta honi ne karwayi...

Maadi sahiba ta akhwaundi, je hundi aapni jaan bachayi...

Naal yaar de app vi marke, sahiba ne ta sacchi preet nibhayi...
 
(-?writer)

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

7. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

9.The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

10. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. She is numb from her toes down.

14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

15. The skin was moist and dry.

16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

24. Skin: somewhat pale. but present.

25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you're the main witness, what if you say "no"?



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

ya, i think it's funny  :huhh:

 : : : : :happy:

mine

Looney tUnes - Bugs Bunny  :happy:

Tom N' Jerry  :hehe:

Horror: Exorcism of Emily Rose

Comedy: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay  :happy:

 
Log kaanto se bach ke chaltey hein,

Hum ne phullon se zakham khaye hein,

Tum tou gairon ki baat kartey ho,

Hum ne apney bhi azmaaye hein....