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« on: December 31, 2010, 04:24:52 PM »
Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)
Santa: AIRHOSTESS!!!!
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« on: December 31, 2010, 04:23:59 PM »
Santa and Banta were looking at an Egyptian Mummy at a museum.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Yes you are right. See lorry number is also written BC 1760 !!!
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« on: December 31, 2010, 04:23:22 PM »
Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?
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« on: December 31, 2010, 04:22:16 PM »
Santa: oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.
Waiter: hamare yahan gaai ka doodh aata hai , Rakhi Sawant ka nahin.
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« on: December 31, 2010, 04:21:22 PM »
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Santa: That is not restricted.
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« on: December 31, 2010, 04:20:34 PM »
Do you drink? Girl’s father asked Santa. Santa says “ first tell me whether it’s a question or invitation?”
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« on: December 31, 2010, 03:05:25 PM »
SIMARI DA BOYFRIEND :laugh:
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« on: December 31, 2010, 01:44:34 PM »
:excited: :excited: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: December 31, 2010, 12:44:55 AM »
Banta calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says Banta and hangs up.
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« on: December 31, 2010, 12:43:27 AM »
Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Santa: They were 4 best friends..!
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