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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:46:26 PM »
Ik wari kisey the gar chor a gayaa, Us bandey thee janani barri MOTI see, Us ne chor noo fur liyan te upper bethee te apne ghr wale nu kaindi hai ki tu jaldi ja te police nu le ke Aaa te mey us tak is the upper baithney haa.
10 minutes tak uss janani ne dhekian ki Banda haley ghar hee see,
Us ne apne ghar wale nu pucchian ki tu hale gaya nahi te
banda kenhda he ki meri JUTTI nahi labbi,
te CHOR kainda hey ke tu meri JUTTI pa jaa.
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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:41:57 PM »
what did banta singh said to a gori porstitute?
tey hor ji ke haal haiga
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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:39:09 PM »
masa masa si ayee maut
ik hor hee arrchan paey gayee
O kal da vada kar gayee
sanoo umar vadhaunee paey gayee
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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:37:10 PM »
ik vari ik punjabi banda kapprey lah ke beach te tolia vishaa ke lamma pya hunda..te uthon di ik gorra ja reha hunda..te gora punjabi bande nu pushda..hey relaxing?..te punabi banda bolda na..no..nahi ji Gandha singh.........
(he thought gora asked him his name)
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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:35:25 PM »
ZAMANY DAY DAR TAON TERI TASWEER TOILET ICH LUKA RAKHEE AI ..
DEEDAR HOWAY BAR BAR AAIS WASTAY JULAB DE GOLI KHA RAKHEE AIE..
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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:31:25 PM »
[!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--fonto:Book Antiqua--][span style=\"font-family:Book Antiqua\"][!--/fonto--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]whenever i look in the mirror, i can't see my face, whenever i dream i never find myself, whenever i close my eyes can't find my self, whenever i jump in my heart i feel like i am not there, you know why because i can't think nothing without you, you know why i can't see my face in mirror because you are in my eyes .. i love u [!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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[!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--fonto:Book Antiqua--][span style=\"font-family:Book Antiqua\"][!--/fonto--]velly love ash heer[!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][/div]
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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:28:27 PM »
A Sardarji is in a QuizContest trying to win prize
money of Rs.1 crore....kaun banega crorepati...
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University
students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARYBIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies,
Then please check the answers below:
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA
which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever
laugh at a Sardar again
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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:22:03 PM »
Log kihnde hain ke jo 2 berion (boats) ch sawaar hota aya oh doob jandeta aya, par mein kihndahoon ke agar 1 malaah dhokebaaz nikle or samunder ch dubo de to????
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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:19:03 PM »
[!--fonto:Book Antiqua--][span style=\"font-family:Book Antiqua\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]Ik banda apne ghar de bahar apni janani nu gaala kadd reha c kyunke ohdi janani ne onu gharo kadd ke marya bahar[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 23, 2007, 04:10:36 PM »
Galat or obscene mazaak ya gall likhna theek nahi hai te je tusi galat galla likhan di koshish kiti, te asi tuade ghar aa ke, tuanu kutt kutt ke, 2 kilo mircha da achar muh vich paa ke, tuade maa pyo nu ja ke tuade karname parhvavange ! sun geya na ah warning aya admin walo
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« on: September 23, 2007, 03:50:43 PM »
[!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--fonto:Book Antiqua--][span style=\"font-family:Book Antiqua\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]i tried to tell you i love you but the words were hard to find. i'm always thinking about you you're the only one on my mind.[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]
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« on: September 23, 2007, 03:47:37 PM »
[!--fonto:Book Antiqua--][span style=\"font-family:Book Antiqua\"][!--/fonto--][div align=\"center\"][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]I Miss You!
I Love You
If You Only Knew
To Be With You
Miles Between Us
Thought About You
Without You[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][/div][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 17, 2007, 12:01:12 PM »
asi munde ha punjabi .. par sirre de sarabi ..... dila te marne akha nal dakke burahhhhhhhh .... asi kake ha jattan de na fikar na fake ..burahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« on: September 16, 2007, 07:53:08 PM »
[!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][div align=\"center\"][!--fonto:Century Gothic--][span style=\"font-family:Century Gothic\"][!--/fonto--]you hurt me with words, you hurt me, but i don't fear ....you lie, you shove, but i won't shed one tear[!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--][/div][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 07:26:21 PM »
Every night when I talk to you
You tell me how much you miss me
I miss everything about you
You've unlocked my head, keep the key
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« on: September 16, 2007, 07:18:32 PM »
[!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][div align=\"center\"]this is was my first love, i wanted it, i didnt want to loose my chance with fate, i knew if i didnt tell you it would be too late[/div][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 07:15:28 PM »
[div align=\"center\"][!--fonto:Century Gothic--][span style=\"font-family:Century Gothic\"][!--/fonto--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]I feel happy with you
take a breath its fine
stay on the phone
and tell me your mine[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--][/div]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 07:11:13 PM »
[div align=\"center\"][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--fonto:Century Gothic--][span style=\"font-family:Century Gothic\"][!--/fonto--]You had told me you cannot stand seeing my heart broken. So when you broke it, did you close you're eyes?????????[!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][/div]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 07:06:21 PM »
[!--fonto:Century Gothic--][span style=\"font-family:Century Gothic\"][!--/fonto--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]ni asi munde punjab de ... shonki han sarab de .... kam karde kharab jahe .!.....paisa nasha te pyar 3 chejja sade layi pyareya ..... jan deh k lehnde asii yareya .!...........nale daruu pehn te shonki haan hateyar de .. tahi ta loki kihnde o jande velly put sardara de .... burahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 06:38:43 PM »
Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one. 
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