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Love Pyar / Re: The real truth about GIRLS.....
« on: December 10, 2010, 09:56:19 PM »
What women really mean when they say:

1.)   “Fine”: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and men need to shut up.

2.) “Five Minutes”:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if a man has just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) “Nothing”: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and a man should be on his toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.

4.) “Go Ahead”: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) “Loud Sigh”: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks the man is an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with him about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing”.)

6.) “That's Okay”: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when the man will pay for his mistake.

7.) “Thanks”: A woman is thanking the man, the man must not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) “Whatever”: Is a women's way of saying F@&$ YOU!

9.) “Don't worry about it, I got it” : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


 :laugh: :he: :rabb:

This is also very true !!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Love Pyar / Re: The real truth about GIRLS.....
« on: December 10, 2010, 09:53:37 PM »
Tarn ji ... very nice .. its so true!

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Love Pyar / Re: Dad
« on: December 10, 2010, 09:51:39 PM »
Very nice! Love my Dad!!

London wich vi Dad hi kainde ne na   :blink:

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Naah Assi nai banna Miss PJ Punjaban 2010 :hehe:

 :laugh: sweet!

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News Khabran / Re: Man marries pillow
« on: December 10, 2010, 09:38:02 PM »
Seriously wats up with guys ... first gay then dog then pillow  :omg:

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News Khabran / Re: Gang-rape of a girl, based on court order in Pakistan
« on: December 10, 2010, 09:35:21 PM »
This is so depressing  ... If only I could something about it.

1647
Gup Shup / Re: Winter
« on: December 10, 2010, 08:27:31 PM »
Just want to head somewhere warm, that's all :happy:

Nothing more that I can ask for too  :help:

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Gup Shup / Re: Everyone has a tv.
« on: December 10, 2010, 07:58:00 PM »
How I met your mother,
LOVE White collar :)
I ve started watching The good wife too .. its pretty cool too

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Gup Shup / Re: That's Moms LOVE!!
« on: December 10, 2010, 07:45:56 PM »
Haha same here! it's mum not mom, but you know americans.  :loll: :thaa: Kiwi-British english rules.  :dumlak: :won:

Mom, Mum, Mummy, Bebe, Bibi ... anything you call her .. she is just the best :)

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Jokes Majaak / Re: PowerLifter & Autowala
« on: December 10, 2010, 01:31:41 PM »
a navi titlee aa pj te koi fado ehnu  :pagel:
 :laugh:

Powerji main ki kita ai jeda mere kilaf pure PJ laa rahe oo :surp:

power ji phulan wali tokri dikhaa do titlee fadan di lod ni apne aap aa k baith ju.... nale tuhanu te chhatri laoni aundi ai bas udan hi tokri laoni ai.......... :loll: :pagel:


aiven taiven vaali phulan di tokri koll ni aandi ae titlee ... badiya chalak ne aaj kal diyan titliyaan...  sambhaal ke zara   :rockon::loll:

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Gup Shup / Re: That's Moms LOVE!!
« on: December 10, 2010, 01:07:04 AM »
Punjabi Version

WHY MOM iS SPECIAL?


Wen i came home in the Rain-

Brother asked, "Chhaata ni leke ja sakde si..."

Sister advised, " Ruk jaande uthe jadon tak Mee painda si"

Dad angrily warned, "Jadon tainu thand lag jaugi naa pher dekhi kiven rona ai"

But MoM, Dryin my hair SAID "Rukiya ni geya eh seyape Mee kolon, mera nayana ghar pahunch jaanda, pher pe lainda jinna paina si"?

Thats MoM'S LOVE!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Gup Shup / Re: 5 favorite websites on the Internet.
« on: December 10, 2010, 01:00:52 AM »
je kise nu PJ nu pasand hi nahi ta topic kyon paia iethe

 :pjrocks:

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raj ji mere answers lagya koi chake ...agwa hogeeeeeeeeee..kid nappppppppppppp  :blah:

hahahha you are funny!

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Gup Shup / That's Moms LOVE!!
« on: December 10, 2010, 12:45:59 AM »

WHY MOM iS SPECIAL?

Wen i came home in the Rain-

Brother asked, y dint u take an Umbrela?

Sister advised, y didn't u wait til rain stopped?...

Dad angrily warned, wen u'll get cold u'll Realise.

But MoM, Dryin my hair SAID Marjaani Rain! Culdnt it wait till my Child came home.?

Thats MoM'S LOVE!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Gup Shup / Re: THonu ki LGda
« on: December 10, 2010, 12:08:58 AM »
i dun think so , u can be bst in both cultures , no any culture is bad je oh bad hunda ta usnu lok banunde ne culture app mada nai hunda , baki depend upon ur thinking n surroundings , nd family env . 

I completely agree with you I've met the best and worst ppl in both the places ... but just lagda hai ke Punjab de vich if you are simple nice punjabi ....its counted UNCOOL now a days ...  :woried:

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Gup Shup / Re: THonu ki LGda
« on: December 10, 2010, 12:04:22 AM »
Titlee siso welcome to pj .  :hug:

Thanks Sista ... I am loving my time here :)

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Gup Shup / Re: Which Animal and Bird You Like the Most ????
« on: December 09, 2010, 11:59:37 PM »
I love my fish.. Heres my bright and beautiful Nemo :)

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Jokes Majaak / Re: PowerLifter & Autowala
« on: December 09, 2010, 11:50:22 PM »
hahaha nice trick  :loll:

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Funny Videos / Re: Living in a Brown Family 2
« on: December 09, 2010, 11:41:55 PM »
Hilarious ROFL
:loll: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Why do women live longer?
« on: December 04, 2010, 02:18:28 AM »
Jiven ki saare bill aap hi parde ne ... baar dinner jaan vaaste te they want gals to pay the bill :P
 :omg:

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