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Jokes Majaak / Fauj vich mrasi
« on: November 10, 2010, 07:09:44 AM »
Ik mrasi galla karda karda ik bande nu das baithda k ohda dada v fauj ch reh chukka banda khub hasda khub hasda
mrasi kehnda ki hoya bhrava tainu hasi kyo jana
oh banda kehnda oye mrasi v kde fauj ch bharti hoye a
ago mrasi kehnda
"hor uthe band thodi burhi vjaundi c oye"

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Jokes Majaak / Always speak truth
« on: November 09, 2010, 01:15:44 AM »
Always speak truth ...
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And run immidiatly after speaking :thaa:

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Jokes Majaak / Funny quotes, short stories bt lill bit nonveg carefully
« on: November 07, 2010, 07:34:32 AM »


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Jokes Majaak / Santa in barat
« on: November 07, 2010, 12:06:10 AM »
Banta-oye tere ini kut kyo pai?
Santa-yar barat ch boli galat pai gai c.
Banta-oh kehri?
Santa-bari barsi khatan gya c khat k lyandi taar, bhangra ta sajda je nachan kuri de yar.
Banta-fer kut ta paini c.
Santa-oye mere ta kali kut e pai jehra sala nachya oh ta uthe e marta.

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Jokes Majaak / Desi banda greji interview
« on: November 06, 2010, 11:56:57 PM »
Grej- what is ur name?
Desi- my name pakhar singh bhakrudi vala.
Grej- where u born?
Desi- in punjab.
Grej- which part in punjab?
Desi- i didn't born into pieces my whole body was born in punjab.(eh interview  lain vala v sala kamla jiha lagda) :wait:

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Discussions / Char akhra nu bolne da kol hai ni sma
« on: November 03, 2010, 10:41:30 AM »
"sat sri akal ji" mai jehre char akhra d gal kar riha han oh eh hi char akhar ne. Mai zyadatar chats vich dekhya e k sat sri akal ji likhan to lok bachde ne ohna lai "ssa"  sahi e pta ni kyo 4 4 ghante chat karan lagya ohna nu kuj v nai hunda par eh 4 akhar likhan lai pta ni ohna de hath dukhde ne . Asi punjabi a te sanu e pta hai k ehna char akhra d ki matlab e te ehna akhra da satkar zroori e . Mai chat v apne har frn nu ehi slah dinda huna k plz ssa d jgah mainu sat sri akal bulaya kro. Pj ik aisi jgah e jithe har banda punjabi e nd fir v bohte bande ssa likhde ne. Sajjno ehi lafz dunia vich sadi pehchan maan ne so plz ehna d respect kro. Aas hai benti man laoge. Sat sri akal ji

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Jokes Majaak / Sidha jiha banda te daku
« on: November 02, 2010, 08:43:45 AM »
 :sad: ik vichare sidhe jìhe bande de ghar dya nu daku chuk k lai jande a oh dakua magar jan lagda ta koi siana slah dinda k kaka dakua piche khali hath ni jayida......
Oh kamla janda janda 2 kilo amb lai janda.

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Mutyara da lok virsa
« on: October 31, 2010, 08:42:08 AM »
Gidha mutyara da mukh loknach e tuc sare jande o par gidhe vich paiya jan valia bolia, suhag, ghoria ehna bare bohut ghat nu pta hai . Is lai plz jis kol v isde bare jankari hove ithe zroor share kre ta jo ik database tyar ho ske sade lok virse da te eh lambi umar jyonda rhe. Tuhada shote to shota yogdan vadmula hai . Dhanvad ji

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Gabhrua da Lok virsa
« on: October 31, 2010, 08:37:26 AM »
Lao bai mittro bhangra malwai gidhe de bare ta apa sare e jande a bohut sohne loknach ne par apa nu ehna loknacha vich paiya jan valia bolia d zyada jankari nai hai kuj ku honge jinha nu bolia aundia hongia bt sarya nu nai so kyo na aqa ik lok bolia da khzana tyar kriye ta k sare gabhru lok virse nu jan sakan ta jo eh virsa sade dila vich zinda rahe te sadi agli pirhi tak v pohnche. So plz jisnu jo v aunda hove apna yogdan zroor den par jo asli hai sirf ohi modern bolia ni . Tuhada shote to shota yagdan v is khzane lai vadmula hai . Dhanvad ji

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Gup Shup / Bhat ij diz
« on: October 30, 2010, 11:34:11 PM »
Eh bai ji sare channels te kuria de beauti contest hunde ne ki gal munde sohne ni hunde? Ha ha ha ha ha khair eh ta rahi mazak vali gal par ki eh aurta da bazarikaran ni ho riha? Ik contest vicho sohnia sohnia kuria chun k fer brands unha nu hire karde ne exploit karde ne. Is da ghatia nmuna ik din mai ik add ch dekhya ik kuri swimsuit wich smundar cho bahar nikaldi e nd oh add a jk cement d . Ha ha ha

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Shayari / Sohnya d fikar
« on: October 29, 2010, 11:46:25 PM »
Badlo inna na barso k bhij jan kapre meri sarkar de,
jinha ne kde tinka v nai chukya,
haye kite chukne na pai jan pohnche salwar de.

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Jokes Majaak / Ashiqa da sab to vda dar
« on: October 29, 2010, 11:32:50 PM »
Ashiqa da sab to vda dar:-
na koi chithi
na koi msg
na koi email
na koi phone
na koi miss call
" ki gal hogi sohnyo kite viah ta ni krvalya"

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Jokes Majaak / Ik bindi kina kuj badal sakdi e
« on: October 29, 2010, 11:19:27 PM »
Ik bande da nva nva viah hoya rozi nam d kuri nal te rozi ne b.ed de exam first class vich pass kite te us ghar vale ne rozi de pekya nu telegram bheji jis vich likhya-"rozi is first class in bed."

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Jokes Majaak / Shrabia de kare
« on: October 29, 2010, 11:13:34 PM »
Ik shrabi svere svere uthde sar raula pauna shuru kar dinda hai-
"oye asi jitjage oye sanu vote dyo asi mantri bnage tuc sanu vote dyo."
Is te us d gharvali usnu kehndi hai-"ve kanjra pehla apna pjama ta pa lai rat d meri salwar pa k ghumi jana."

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Love Pyar / Pehli nazar da pyar
« on: October 29, 2010, 07:35:42 AM »
Sat sri akal ji,
mai ik swal sanjha karna chohnda ha jo aksar mere dimag ch aunda e k"pehli nazar de pyar namd koi chiz hai k nai"?
Meri samjh mutabik nai. Agar pehli nazar ch sanu koi changa lagda hai ta us nu attraction ya chahat kiha ja sakda na k pyar. Sanu pehli nazar vich sanu us bande d shakal surat , us da subha, ya us d personality changi lag sakdi e par is nu pyar nai kiha ja sakda kyo pyar ehna khasiata to pre hai. Asi kise nu dekh k hi pyar ni kar sakde. Jo banda is time tuhanu is time jis tra dikhai de riha hai zroori nai oh asal hove te pyar bande d bahri kaya nal nai rooh nal hunda e te asi us time tak us bande nal pyar nai kar sakde jad tak us d rooh nu na jan laiye te is tra ta sirf mil k ikathya time bita k ik duje nu samajh k ik dusre de jazbata d kadar karke ik dusre de dukh sukh vand k hi ho sakda e na k sirf dekh k. So is karke mera vichar hai k pehli nazar da pyar nai chahat hundi a par han eh pyar da pehla kadam zroor ho sakda hai.
Jehre sathi is gal nal sehmat hon oh zroor dasan kyo mai apni soch nu justify karna chohnda nd jehre sehmat na hon plz oh v apne vichar zroor dasan. Dhanvad ji

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Gup Shup / Das mai ki pyar vicho khatya
« on: October 27, 2010, 01:35:24 AM »
" :love:sohniye jis din mera dil tere utte aya c jan bujh k cycle apna tere gittya vich fsaya c,
saochya c tainu chukan bhane jan pchan holi holi step by step pyar da pecha pavage,
par us vele arman mere pani de vich veh gye jad 3 4 bande tainu chuk doctor kole lai gye,
dvai dua k tainu ta sohniye ghar de tere lai gye par mainu ta tere chakar ch cycle te paune do sau laune pai gye."
ha ha ha ha hor kise nal is tra da vakya hoya hove ta share kar sakda mere nal te nai hoya mai sirf shayr bnaya

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Gup Shup / Discussion - Teri photo kyo ni bhagat sya lagdi nota te
« on: October 26, 2010, 08:23:15 AM »
Sat sri akal ji

Main ik vichar te charcha karni chohnda ha - k teri photo kyo ni bhagat sya lagdi nota te.
Ki ik mhan shaksiyat da satkar sirf ise tra hi ho sakda e.aj da youth eh ta mang kar riha k bhagat singh d photo not te lagni chahidi e bt apne lai ruzgar d mang ni kar sakdaa.

- Aj da naujvan note te photo d mang te kar sakda bt bhagat singh d vichardhara nu nai apna sakda. apne lai kam karke koi razi nai ta o smaj ya desh lai ki krega.
- Naujvan sirf bhagat singh de janam din ya shahidi din te bhagat singh nu yad karde ne oh v lar shad pag ban k byke lishka k ja k mela dekhan lai .

Bt panje ungla braber ni hundia kuj sahi v honge bt eh mudda ajkal har jgah uthaya ja riha e . So mai tuhade vichar chahuga k ki is tra da parchar sahi hai k nai.

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