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Jokes Majaak / Fauj vich mrasi
« on: November 10, 2010, 07:09:44 AM »
Ik mrasi galla karda karda ik bande nu das baithda k ohda dada v fauj ch reh chukka banda khub hasda khub hasda
mrasi kehnda ki hoya bhrava tainu hasi kyo jana
oh banda kehnda oye mrasi v kde fauj ch bharti hoye a
ago mrasi kehnda
"hor uthe band thodi burhi vjaundi c oye"

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Yar eh keho jiha punjabi jihnu is gal da e ni pta aje tak.
esnu kehnde ne guru ji age apne aap nu smarpit kar dena . Ik sikh apne bache de namkaran lai guru ji age ardas karda te guru ji to agya lai k guru ji duara dite gye shabad to nam rakhda.
Eh ta devotion d ik example e kai gursikh ta apna har karj guru ji de hukm anusar matlab guru ji da hukumnama lai k shuru karde ne.

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Gup Shup / Re: What bothers you the most?
« on: November 09, 2010, 01:13:22 PM »
Pehla ta ji eh swal e bother kar riha greji kdi kdi palle ni paindi

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Gup Shup / Re: just for munde........
« on: November 09, 2010, 01:10:14 PM »
Ha ha ha ha bai ji sadi te mashooq e koi ni ta mame kitho banna so sanu koi khatra ni te baki rahi supnya d gal sade supne ch ta kde oh ni ayi jehnu auna chahida c ta hor koi anjani ne kitho auna e vaise v kuria mere to pta ni kyo dardia ne koi neryo v ni langhdi par vadia sohni nind aundi a nzare nal soyida e

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Gup Shup / Re: MUNDE TE KURIA AAPAS CH KYU LARHDE NE..........???
« on: November 09, 2010, 06:56:46 AM »
 :blink: te eh v das dyo kuria nu chirna vadia lagda k nai?

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Jokes Majaak / Always speak truth
« on: November 09, 2010, 01:15:44 AM »
Always speak truth ...
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And run immidiatly after speaking :thaa:

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Gup Shup / Re: duniya di kis chezz mul nahi layia ja sakda...
« on: November 08, 2010, 11:03:01 PM »
"pyo jiha sir hath nai te maa varga koi pair nahi"
ehna mul te banda apna aap vech k v ni chuka sakda

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Gup Shup / Re: KINNE JAANE DRINK KARDE AA V
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:51:15 PM »
 :balle: never drink nd also vegetarian

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Gup Shup / Re: MUNDE TE KURIA AAPAS CH KYU LARHDE NE..........???
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:45:30 PM »
 :blink: larde lurde koi ni bai ji ainve suad lainde a pta thonu v tuc v puch k suad e lai jande o

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Bilkul sahi kiha bai ji mai te jis din da pj te aya ise gal da fan a sab to pehla meri galbat ehna nal e hoi c nd mai te ji fan ho gya Bilkul ji khand mishri kehna sahi ta hai par aj kal kuria calories da bohut khyal rakhdia nd bande v dibatic zyada ne so sugar free sweetner kehna better a ha ha ha ha shoooooo shweeeeeeet :hug:

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Mutyara da lok virsa
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:09:08 PM »
 
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I miss that back in the day giddha, you know how they muh te chunni le ke fooo fooo kardiya si...that was awesome :hehe:
:happy: ya bilkul sahi kìha ji bohut vadia lagda meri tayi bohut gidha paundi a fooo fooo karke ha ha ha khule hiya nal nachdi a oh dharminder vang ha ha ha ha bda mza aunda baki meharbani tuhadi contribution lai ji

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Mutyara da lok virsa
« on: November 08, 2010, 09:58:10 PM »
 :happy: ya bilkul sahi kìha ji bohut vadia lagda meri tayi bohut gidha paundi a fooo fooo karke ha ha ha khule hiya nal nachdi a oh dharminder vang ha ha ha ha bda mza aunda baki meharbani tuhadi contribution lai ji

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Fun Time / Re: ik gal dasso v sare jane ,,,
« on: November 08, 2010, 12:52:25 PM »
 :love:simple te theth punjabi

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Mutyara da lok virsa
« on: November 07, 2010, 01:31:09 PM »
"ghund da gidhe vich kam ki goriye sab baithe tere hani,
ni ja ghund kadhdi bohut sunakhi ja ghund kadhdi kani,
ni tu ta mainu lge mjajan ghund vicho akh pchani ,
uth k nachlai ni banja gidhe d rani uth k nachlai ni...."
"ik sone d chap ghra de ik sone d chap ghra de utte pva de mornia,
ve teri ma muklave tornia ve teri ma muklave tornia....."
"hora de mahiye lam salame hora de mahiye lam salame mera mahiya gith muthia ,
jive sarak te janda fit fitiya jive sarak te janda fit fitiya..."
"hora de mahiye lam salame hora de mahiye lam salame mera mahiya mech da,
mai margi loko ve patyale gobi vechda mai margi...."
"jija lak nu khurakda ave mere bha da note varda"
"mapya ne mai rakhi ladli suhrya ne la lai kam,
mera udd gya sunehri ve sone varga rang,
mapya ne mai rakhi ladli sohrya ne la lai chakki,
haye haye sau val painda vakhi,
mapya ne mai rakhi ladli sohrya ne la lai rih ve,
ainve janam gvaya chanan vargi dhi ve ainve janam gvaya..."
"sun ni melne machli valie na kar jhagre jhere,
ni chari jvani luki na rehndi kha pi laddu pere,
ni nankia da mel a gya gabhru marde gere,
nach lai sham kure de de shonk de gere nach lai sham kure...."
"been been been sadi chach bri shukin laundi powder te cream paundi kurti nale jean ,
turdi thumak thumak shava jutti chiku chiku shava turdi thumak thumak shava jutti chiku chiku..."

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Gabhrua da Lok virsa
« on: November 07, 2010, 01:01:25 PM »
"hooo teri meri lag gai dosti jag parhda nal pyaran,
sarya nal lrava netar kehnde lok hzaran,
mirze yar dia ghar ghar shiriya varan mirze yar dia.."
"hooo bajra sada ho gya chabbu mungi ta aundi faldi k pehen pachar k a gai khet nu,
oh pehen pachar k a gai khet nu thumak thumak pab dhardi k chupe ganne chabbe sitte,
oh chupe ganne chabbe site rakhi khet d kardi,
heer syala d vang vsheri paldi heer syala di...."
"hooo bhola bantu peen shraba nal khan tarkari k kaulan nain d jhanjar dig pai,
oh kaula nain d jhanjar dig pai labhdi fire kartari k pingh jhutdi banto dig pai,
oh pingh jhutdi banto dig pai jai kur libar gai sari,
bari charya di koi kholu hounsle vali bari charya d..."
"ari ari ari mela chpar lagda jehra lagda jagat to bhari,
mai mele vich a gya virno karke khub tyari k pehka ta kadhi mitti virno,
oh pehla ta kadhi mitti virno fer piti chah krari k chah pi k mai aya akhare ch,
oh chah pi k  mai aya akhare ch kiti boliya paun d tyari,
jhakan addia te kite dihdi na lohrya mari jhakan addia te...."
"hooo pichla yug badal gya sara faishon d mukhtyari,
pippal pattia vali koi disdi hai ni nari k saggi full na disan kokru,
oh saggi full na disan kokru udd gye mar udari k na koi chobr kainthe vala,
oh na koi chobr kainthe vali na bote d svari,
udd gye dunia to ghund ghagre fulkari udd gye dunia to...."
" hoooo je kurie mera pind ni jandi pind mera thakrara k je kurie mera khuh ni jandi,
oh je kurie mera khuh ni jandi khuh mera tuta vala k je kurie mera ghar ni jandi,
oh je kurie mera ghar ni jandi duro dise chubara k je kurie mera nau ni jandi,
oh je kurie mera nau ni jandi nau mera kartara,
botal pinde da sun jattie lalkara botal pinde da...."

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Jokes Majaak / Funny quotes, short stories bt lill bit nonveg carefully
« on: November 07, 2010, 07:34:32 AM »


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Jokes Majaak / Santa in barat
« on: November 07, 2010, 12:06:10 AM »
Banta-oye tere ini kut kyo pai?
Santa-yar barat ch boli galat pai gai c.
Banta-oh kehri?
Santa-bari barsi khatan gya c khat k lyandi taar, bhangra ta sajda je nachan kuri de yar.
Banta-fer kut ta paini c.
Santa-oye mere ta kali kut e pai jehra sala nachya oh ta uthe e marta.

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Jokes Majaak / Desi banda greji interview
« on: November 06, 2010, 11:56:57 PM »
Grej- what is ur name?
Desi- my name pakhar singh bhakrudi vala.
Grej- where u born?
Desi- in punjab.
Grej- which part in punjab?
Desi- i didn't born into pieces my whole body was born in punjab.(eh interview  lain vala v sala kamla jiha lagda) :wait:

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Mutyara da lok virsa
« on: November 06, 2010, 08:15:25 AM »
Meharbani ji par mai hairan a jinha nu ithe contribute karna chahida ohna ne ta ik cmt v ni dita aje tak kuj contribute karan d gal te ik pase rahi

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Mutyara da lok virsa
« on: November 06, 2010, 01:20:55 AM »
"sui jinna takla breve jinni mahl hat passe bai hat passe,
sas meri kardi kale vaal hat passe bai hat passe,
kash vich pars te hath ch rumal hat passe bai hat passe,
sas meri vich sifta lakha ik gal kive lko k rakha ik gal kive lko k rakha.....ni oh kehri,
dasdi nu aundi sang kure meri sas de nakli dand kure meri sas de nakli dand kure...."
"sohra mera lai k aya mathyai da dabba,
sohra mera lai k aya mathyai da dabba,
sas kalli khai jandi a haye oye merya rabba,
sas kali khai jandi a haye oye merya rabba"
"pehla chakya barfi laddu fir chakya rasgulla,
pehla chakya barfi laddu fir chakya rasgulla,
ras ta sara cho gya ohde hath vich reh gya gulla,
haye ni dub jani ne lber dita chulla,
mai roti kive bnava ni lber dita chulla"
"balle ni joginder kaure shava ni parminde kaure,
sas ta teri makki kerdi sohra kadhda auhre ni parminder kaure,
 balle ni joginder kaure shava ni surinder kaure,
sas ta teri dub k mar gai tu bhardi hatkore ni surinder kaure,
balle ni surinder kaure shava ni harinder kaure."
"khatti chunni lai ni mai dhar chon gai sa khatti chunni lai ni mai dhar chon gai sa,
khatti chunni ne mera gal ghut ta,
ni mai katte de bhulekhe chra jeth kut ta ni mai katte de bhulekhe chra jeth kut ta."

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