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Gup Shup / Re: Margye miss pooja?
« on: November 16, 2010, 11:31:00 PM »
Jinha de dil nu thes pohnchi e ohna to mafi chahuga ji bt mera swal aje v uthe e khra e te tuhade kise de v vichar nal mai sehmat nai

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Gup Shup / Re: Margye miss pooja?
« on: November 16, 2010, 01:46:44 PM »
Kudrat ji thode gusse d koi gal ni ohto dar ni lagda tuc te sweet e enne o k gussa v agle nal sulah mar k karde o akhe "naaah gussa ta karna paina 'raje' " :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: Margye miss pooja?
« on: November 16, 2010, 01:40:10 PM »
Naah Gussa tah karna paina, Sanu gussa aa janda , je koyee Miss Pooja nu kujh kehnda.. /:) /:)
:loll:

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Gup Shup / Re: Margye miss pooja?
« on: November 16, 2010, 01:32:37 PM »
Ik var te mai v hasna chahuga ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...... Hun agli gal ji mai v ehi keh riha k miss puja vich kami ta kise gal d ni bas ik class ik standard ni hai oh apne talent nu justify ni kar rahi yar sabjivale nal v gaun nu tyar a jihnu kuj ni pta kanak bajra kmad chtala sroh sab kuj chaban nu tyar e ohne clg life badnam kar k rakhditi koi topic ni hoyega school clg da jo na chadya hove hun te internet te v hamla ho gya ohda new song a" munde facebook te ptole bhalde" daso hun mai kuj galat kiha

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Gup Shup / Re: Margye miss pooja?
« on: November 16, 2010, 01:22:11 PM »
Oho ho mainu te ji eh sare jvab parh k hairani hoi e bt jinha shakhsiyta ne eh jvab dite ne ohna nu dekh k vadh hairani hoi a  kmaaal e

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pthan da bacha
« on: November 12, 2010, 03:34:36 AM »
Eh hakikat e ji mere nal ik pthan kam karda mai ohnu ik din dasya k khan sahb e suraj ni ghumda dharti suraj duale ghumdi a .
Baad ch mainu puchda
"mitra(mainu oh mitra kehnda) ye dhaarti jis patti par ghumti hai vo lohe ka hai ya laakri ka" ha ha ha ha ha ha oh eh manan nu tyar ni k insan chan te ja chuka e

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pthan da bacha
« on: November 12, 2010, 03:28:12 AM »
Pthan kine sidhe hunde ne ohdi ik misal dina ik pthan de viah magro 3 mahine bad e bacha ho gya oh pind ch dhol vjaunda fire k bakia de 9 mhine bad hunda mere 3 mhine vich e ho gya.
Kise ne kiha kamlya bacha 9 mahinya bad hi hunda hun pthan gusse vich ja k gharvali nu puchda k bacha 3 mhine bad kive ho gya oh td 9 mhine bad hunda.
Hun ohdi gharvali syani c kehndi 3 mhine mere 3 mhine tere te 3 mhine bache de ho gye na 9 mhine.

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Jokes Majaak / Pthan da bacha
« on: November 12, 2010, 03:21:19 AM »
Ik pthan de ghar 20 sal bad bacha hoya par pthan royi jave,
kise ne puchya bai roi kyo jana ta pthan kehnda,
"oye 20 sal baad bacha hoya oh v nika jiha"

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What's difference between man & Superman?
« on: November 12, 2010, 03:13:07 AM »
Yar ehde piche v logic a te superman d majboori v
u no oh kacha pant te paunda te pith te ik kapra v latkaunda oh is karke k agyo ohdi paint pati a te pichyo kacha.

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Knowledge / Re: Difference Between an LED and LCD TV
« on: November 12, 2010, 02:41:37 AM »
Wah ji wah sir ji bohut hi vadia topic likhya tuc te chanan e kar dita

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Knowledge / Amazing facts
« on: November 12, 2010, 02:35:09 AM »
*hoover dam equator to kafi door e te us de vich ikathe kite pani de weight karke pichle 40 sal vich din d lambai 1 sec de 80 lakhve hise jini ghat gai e "apnia gharia set karlo ha ha"*
*ik viper snake 1 sec de tisre hise jine time vich apne shikar nu das k apni purani sthiti vich a janda e nd viper snake kol thermol imaging system v hunda e jo kudrat da krishma e.*
*sianide khan nal bande di 1 sec de 100ve hise vich maut ho jandi e*
*airbus a380 de engine collectively 70000 pounds da thrust paida karde ne nd jdo eh jhaz banya us time de hisab nal isde engines d kimat 1 ton sone de braber c.*
*japan da akashi bridge ik suspansion bridge e te usnu smbhalan valia cable da vias 1 meter e te hrek cable 25000 ton da weigt utha sakdi e ehna cables nu bnaun lai jini cable use hoi usnal dharti de equator te 2 var chakar lgaya ja sakda nd eh bridge dunia de pehle suspension bridge varge 90 bridges da vazan utha sakda.*
*agar china d puri population d ik line bnai jave ta chine de birth rate karke oh kde khatam nai hovegi *

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Knowledge / Re: What part of your body has the most bones?
« on: November 12, 2010, 02:10:05 AM »
Oho tuc kahli kargye ji mainu ehda answer pta c oh trophy meri huni c

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Gup Shup / Margye miss pooja?
« on: November 12, 2010, 01:28:12 AM »
Sat sri akal ji sarya nu aj pj te miss pooja da nam dekhya te khyal aya k ik swal te thodi rai kyo na lai jave......
So swal eh hai k ki miss pooja apne talent nal insaf kar rahi hai ate sidha keh dya ta ki miss pooja d apne profession vich koi class koi standard hai?
Kise nu gussa lge ta yar kuj kiho na mainu andro andri pi jayo gussa dar lagda bai

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Gup Shup / Re: pj user's kehra kam to jane jande aa
« on: November 12, 2010, 01:11:47 AM »
Yar mere bare v kuj likh dyo hor kuj ni grib nu tasalli jìhí ta rahugi  :rockon:

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PJ Games / Re: how long can you hold your breath
« on: November 12, 2010, 12:30:03 AM »
Yar mai v ik bande nu eda puchya c fer pta ni ki gal hoi ohne mur k dasya e ni

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Tire Puncture
« on: November 11, 2010, 03:33:49 AM »
Ha ha ha ha vdhaiya bai ji trakki hogi sidhe 40 no. Vdhate

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Jokes Majaak / Bhlvan d bhain te rikshewala
« on: November 10, 2010, 08:04:33 AM »
Kera ik bhalvan d bhain ne kite jana hunda so oh rikshewale nu rokdi a te puchdi a ve bhai flane tha jana kine paise lvega.
Rikshewala kehnda bibi 45 rupye lauga.
Is te bhalvan d bhain kehndi e
" ve fot ronda 45 nu tu mainu 30 de te fer bhave riksha v mere te rakh layi

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Jokes Majaak / Girls protested against the research
« on: November 10, 2010, 07:25:56 AM »
In a news paper a research was issued that 50% of girls don't have brain.
Girls protested against the research nd the news paper.
So to make them cool the next day the news paper issued that only 50% of girls have brain.
And the girls felt so proud for their victory.

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Jokes Majaak / Bhalvan da redua
« on: November 10, 2010, 07:16:55 AM »
Jdo nve nve redue aye ta kera ik bhalvan redua khrid lyaya
jad usne redua chalu kita ta us vich gane chalan bhalvan nu teshan badlan da pta na
muhre khra kahi jave eh ni flana gana la hun redua ida kida gana badle
ak k bhalvan ne gusse nal dang mari redue de te oh vichara khilar gya te ohde cell nikal k bahar dig pye
cell dekh k bhalvan akar k kehnda
"dekhya hun sale dholkia v ithe e shad k daur gye"

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