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Jokes Majaak / Re: Technology Mythology
« on: December 11, 2010, 12:46:44 PM »
Hanuman ji hotmail hot is lai k ohna lanka nu agg la diti c te mail lai k gye c ram ji di :laugh:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Technology Mythology« on: December 11, 2010, 12:46:44 PM »
Hanuman ji hotmail hot is lai k ohna lanka nu agg la diti c te mail lai k gye c ram ji di :laugh:
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Shayari / Re: Sohnya d fikar« on: December 11, 2010, 12:39:10 PM »
Bai ji eh dono kam aukhe ne mai ohnu slah de dau kamliye dhupe dhupe aya kar ha ha ha ha
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Love Pyar / Ki koi inna khoobsurat ho sakda?« on: December 11, 2010, 08:27:56 AM »
" Maye ni maye mai shikra yaar bnaya,
ohde sir te kalgi pairi jhanjar te oh chog chugenda aya, ik ohde husan di dhup tikheri te duja mehka da tirhaya, tija ohda rang gulabi ni oh kise gori maa da jaya, naini ohde chet di athan ate zulfi sawan chaya, hotha te katte (kattak desi mahina) da koi din charne te aya, saha de vich full soyan de kise baag chanan da laya, dehi de vich khede chettar ni oh itra nal nhaya, bolan de vich paun pure di ni oh koylan da hamsaya, chitte dand jyo dhano bagla koi tari mar udaya." eh ji shiv kumar btalvi di rachna shikra yaar vicho kuj lines ne so parh k feel kro te dil te hath rakh k sachi imandari nal daso k aj tak inna khoobsurat shaks dekhya tuc mai te ni dekhya ji. 3864
Jokes Majaak / Punjabi technology« on: December 11, 2010, 08:02:25 AM »
:cooll: punjabis are always ahead in the world. The world is still roaming arround 3G and 4G and punjabis are already using 22G. :laugh:
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Shayari / Re: Sohnya d fikar« on: December 11, 2010, 07:55:48 AM »ha ha ha..ha ha ha eh v gal sahi e ji par je minh syala nu painda hove agli dia latta ta thar jau ehda v koi hal labho baki google zindabad e ji jo marzi labh lao 3866
Shayari / Re: Sohnya d fikar« on: December 11, 2010, 04:55:57 AM »Ki Desi Dude Ji, tuci apnia goadiaN gaee jande ho! :oho hun samajh gya k tuc ghoriya keh rahe o hhahaha vadia aa ji :laugh: :laugh:meharbani ji 3867
Gup Shup / Re: PJ te Aaj Kal Kehda Munda Mashoor aa....« on: December 10, 2010, 11:06:10 PM »I think sare hi mashoor ne.. but if have to pick few:cry: oye sada v naam a gya oh v kudrat ji di post ch :cry: 3868
Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Gabhrua da Lok virsa« on: December 10, 2010, 02:33:24 PM »
"hooo ari ari ari heth brute de datan kre kuari ,
datan kyo kardi dand chitte rakhan di mari, dand chitte kyo kardi gabhru pattan di mari, gabhru kyo patdi viah karvaun di mari, viah ohda nai hunda hun umar beet gai sari..." "hooo mai te tainu lain a gya tu lag baithi khunje, ni kalle bhaur da chit ni lagda sunni hveli gunje, ni kehra mere bhande manju kaun vehre nu hunje, lai k jauga moti baag diye kunje lai k jauga...." "hooo pehla des punjab de gabhru hunde c furtile, aj kal de tuc munde dekh lao suk k ho gye teele, kilo kilo eh bhuki khande chah de peen patile, morya murde na bre vart lye heele morya murde na....." "hooo bari barsi khatan gya bari barsi khatan gya c..., khat k ki lyaya, khat k lyandi loyi, ni hun ki tainu amb lag gye kehri gal to mjajan hoyi hun ki tainu amb lag gye...." "hooo darna darna darna adhiya lyaya jattiye hun pauye bina ni sarna, k 70 kille bhoy jatt jatt ne kam ni karna, yaar shrabi da sikh lai suagat karna yar shrabi da..." " dhave dhave dhave raah sangrura de munda parhn skule jave, k rah vich kuri takri munda dekh k nivia pave, jdo kuri door langh gai munda khar k changhyara mare, fail krata ni tu lammiye mutyare fail krata ni....." "hooo ari ari ari ni ik tera nau ni khra duja pind da nau kurali, ni ik tere maile kapre duji seht kvalli bhari, ni ik ture lang mar k badhri chappal d tut tut hari, ni ik tu skool na gai duji umar beet gai sari, ni chal ik jhooth boldya teri sohniye shakal pyari, ni mittra nu mar gai teri sohniye shakal pyari" "hooo pinda vicho pind sunida pind sunida atari, bai bapu ne munda parhn bhejya munda parh k banu patwari, pind vicho d langhdi c ik rodways d lari, k urle pindo oh c charda parle pindo kuri kuari, fer munde ne parhna ki c jad lag gai ishq bimari, fail krata ni bapu da patwari fail krata ni..." " hooo dhave dhave dhave k pase ho k khar gai gori gidha paun to sharmave, kita jo ishara yar ne kuri shukdi gidhe vich aave, hun kise de rokya na rukdi baha kadh k boliyan pave, k gidhe ch husan nachda jihnu isharya te gabhru nchave" " ho je kuriyo asi munde na hunde je kuriyo asi munde na hunde, kihde nal viah karvaundia tusi, kawa ghugia nu kikra to udaundia tusi" " hooo aale aale aale kehndi koka kola pyade mittra mere chah ne kite bulh kale, ni tere sang parhne nu shade 14vi de paper vichale, ni rat vele tu kandha tapdi dine dardi tappan to khale , ni oh tere ki lagde chittia jipsia vale ni oh tere ki lagde.." " hooo ara ara ara ik gore rang badle ranjha shad gya takht hzara, 12 sal chraiya majha mithi churi khan da mara, jad gal banan lagi chacha heer da kar gya kara, bahj snjoga de nai bandi gal yara bahj snjoga de..." 3869
Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Mutyara da lok virsa« on: December 10, 2010, 01:48:24 PM »
"ni roti lai k khet nu jandi moonh te lai k palla,
ni marjane ne kive pchan lai piche a gya ishq ch jhalla, mundri meri lah k lai gya te chichi pa gya challa, haye meri alla e alla haye meri alla e alla." "chin chin pag tu banhe dyora mucha kharia karda, bai hath kitaba surat sohni kehnde kaka parhda, tickta film dia nit lai cineme ch varda tickta film dia...." "dhaiya dhaiya dhaiya paria arsh dia aj ban k melna aaiyan, hathi lai rangli mehndi bhari churia nal klaiyan, rus jan e bina gal to fir na jan mnaiyan, ah lai chak mittra teria vanga mech na aaiyan ah lai chak mitra...." "sun ni kuriye nachan valiye nachno na sharmaiye, ni han dia nu han pyara han bina na laiye, ho bina tari na jachda gidha tari khoob vjaiye, ni kuriye han diye khich k boliyan paiye kuriye haan diye" "je mundya tu viah karvauna je mundya tu viah karvauna , sikh lai roti pkauni nale sikh mundya maa to dal bnauni nale sikh mundya...." " fulla vali lai fulkari jad mai dita gera, ni sooha ho gya rang gulabi nachan lagya vhra, gidhe de vich nache mjajan karu mukabla kehra, joban patlo da sajjre makhan da pera joban patlo da...." "ishq ishq na karya kar ni dekh ishq de kare, ni is ishq ne sikhar dupehre kai lutte kai mare, tu vasdi dil raji mera lagde bol pyare, teri foto te sharta laun kuare teri foto te...." "maye ni kandh uchi krade niva sada vehra maye ni kandh uchi krade niva sada vehra, k punia mai char katia tut paine da pandhrva gera k punia mai char katia...." "ve tu munda anjan meri kar lai pchan ve tu munda anjan meri kar lai pchan, gore rang te doriye kale di, ve mai kuri a sheher patyale di ve mai kuri a..." " je mundyo thoda viah ni hunda je mundyo thoda viah ni hunda tarke uth k nhaya kro, ja k kuria de pairi hath laya kro ja k ...." 3870
Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Mutyara da lok virsa« on: December 10, 2010, 01:26:00 PM »
"rati cinema dekhan gya na gya das k,
mai v kunda na kholya aa gya kandh tapp k, mai v manja na dahya sau gya bori sut k , mai v roti na pkai kha gya ganda chab k, rati cinema dekhan...." " ho vekhan jande peen jande laun jande zarda, shad k patola reshmi jatt fire khadar te marda" "kahda karda guman gal akla to jan kahda karda guman gal akla to jan kahnu marda jatta lalkare, k jatti a mai ese pind di maru ghotna dikha dau dine tare ve jatti a mai ese pind di..." "roop de shikari akha rakh de kuaria te roop de shikari akha rakh de kuaria te, te asi v ni rehna kise kolo dar ke, kehra langh jau jatti de valh akh kar ke...." "suthan soof di shishya vali nal hva de khehndi, ni jad gidhe vich addi mara dhamak jalandhar paindi, gutt nagni sabh nu dangdi aap dangi na jave, nachdi melan da laung boliyan pave nachdi melan da...." "dyor mere ne ik din larke khooh te paya chubara, ni bhant bhant dia layia itta bhant bhant da gara, akar kahdi ve hun tak riha kuara akar kahdi ve...." "je mundya tu khet ni jana je mundya tu khet ni jana, mai vi dharni ni daal mundya, roti aau mircha de nal mundya roti aau mircha de...." 3871
News Khabran / Re: Gang-rape of a girl, based on court order in Pakistan« on: December 10, 2010, 10:59:29 AM »
Bre dukh d gal a ji mai clg time ik artical parya c aurat bare us artical da pura matter ki c mainu yad ni bt usdi ik line aj v mere dimag ch e oh c k
" larde do mard ne par gaalla usdi maa bhain nu kadhia jandia jis da koi ksoor v ni hunda" eh ik line pure mard smaj d akal samajhdari nu chunauti e te mard smaj is jvab ni de sakda. Aj eh report parh k ohi line mere dimag ch ayi. Ik gal hor eh bhave mai shariyat bare nai janda par eh manna aukha e k dharam te adharit kanoon is tra d behuda sza d manzoori de sakda. Mainu ta eh sab smaj te apna dabdba kayam karan da dhang lagda na k shriyat da pvitar faisla 3872
Shayari / Re: Sohnya d fikar« on: December 10, 2010, 09:06:16 AM »Ki Desi Dude Ji, tuci apnia goadiaN gaee jande ho! :bai ji eh gal mere palle ni pai xplain 3873
Shayari / Re: Sohnya d fikar« on: December 10, 2010, 05:16:21 AM »
*teri kal nu auni jann kure mai sara kuj dena bhan kure,
jlebia ch reta pa k ni mai ladua nu v bhoruga, tere viah da par k tent kure halwai dia latta toruga.* * pagal kita tere vichode ni , munda chapar ch mare rode ni, ni oh tin char kamle nal rlai firda, ni hil gya dimag tere yar da oh ta soti d ruffel bnai firda* * lag gya pta billo tera khandani da, cha de vich dudh paya bakri begani da* *sohniye teri gori galh te kala til injh lge, jive dahi ch digya bhood hove* 3874
Jokes Majaak / Re: Funny quotes, short stories bt lill bit nonveg carefully« on: December 10, 2010, 05:07:39 AM »ok ji bt eh karan to baad mainu notify ta kardinde mai use time sry keh dinda chlo hun keh dina sry shaktiwoman ha ha ha vaise parya te tuc v hona changa laga k nai 3875
Gup Shup / Re: Jae koi kuri Russ jae« on: December 10, 2010, 04:10:25 AM »thank you bai............................................................. 8->8-> wait... Intzar kro thora jad usda gussa thanda hoyega ta oh tuhadi gal nu sahi tarike nal sochegi te samjhegi je oh samajhdar e ta oh khud tuhanu bula lvegi je nai ta ainve nakhre kari jayegi aise frns to door rehna hi behtar e so usde agle jvab tak sabar rakho nd hope for da best par je galti ini vadi e k mafi milni aukhi e bai fir jo thode naseeba da 3876
PJ Games / Re: Sone te suhaga« on: December 10, 2010, 04:01:05 AM »
Cmon guys now its a challange for more dan 23000 users frm me
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Ganya d murammat« on: December 10, 2010, 03:56:48 AM »:laugh::laugh::laugh: 3878
News Khabran / Re: Satinder Sartaj got married ( breaking News)« on: December 10, 2010, 03:47:37 AM »nal di nal e veera bna lea sab ne hahahaha:laugh: :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: 3879
Jokes Majaak / Re: Ganya d murammat« on: December 09, 2010, 08:12:06 AM »
"hun kehndi love letter mere mor dyo"
* morde morde sohnya tu hun ohna da achar pauna agli de ta hor kite kam a jau* 3880
Jokes Majaak / Re: Ganya d murammat« on: December 09, 2010, 08:09:42 AM »
"dil mere d dil vich reh gai jandi jandi mainu keh gai"
* bhai 2 kilo khand tol k rakhi mai murdi hoi lai jau* " nere nere riha kro (geeta zaildar new album)" *ki gal kaka tainu mirgi paindi a* |