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Messages - ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ
3681
« on: December 31, 2010, 11:35:27 PM »
Chuhle te patila chahd dita c purana calender pad dita c,
khap kise ne kiti ni bas roti khadi unjh kise ne piti ni,
9 ku vje kambal lai lite svere uth k ishnan kite,
roti pani kha k fir chah da patila kahd dita,
hun duty jan di tyri a te cycle nu v jhar dita e,
bas ji kardya kraundya ne nva sal chahd dita e.
Ha ha ha ha ha inj chraya asi nva sal sarya nu mubarka hon ji.
3682
« on: December 31, 2010, 11:24:17 AM »
Vadia likhya par bai ji tuc te rab nal khase naraz lagde o kyo ki gal hogi
3683
« on: December 31, 2010, 11:20:20 AM »
Gr8 ji
3684
« on: December 31, 2010, 01:22:09 AM »
Lao bai pyaryo aj sal da akhri din a gya te mai eh topic is lai bnaya ta k agar kise nu kise nal koi narazgi e, koi gussa, kise nu kuj galat bolya hove, koi galat post kiti hove ta bejhijak das deve . Aj akhri din sare gile shikve dur kar lao je koi sry bolna chonhda kise nu usdi galti dasni chonhda ithe das deve.
"PAR LARNA NI"
3685
« on: December 31, 2010, 12:56:44 AM »
Why desi Dude thanked this post. Desi dude wichra mere warga mahtar banda.. Jethe marji thank you napp denda aa :hehe:
:laugh: bai ji ki kariye subha e eda da e je mithe ta vahle mithe je namkeen ta oh v vahle namkeen. Pj te ta aje apa mithe e bne hoye a . Kaure apa hai ni vahle. Gussa mainu zyada aunda ni . Je koi mzak kre ta changa lagda te je mazak udave ta ni changa lagda.
3686
« on: December 30, 2010, 03:54:53 AM »
Asal vich sochda hmesha dimag hi e par ku j gallan nal sadia bhavnava bohut gehria juria hundia ne jo sade man nu kafi parbhavit kardia ne. Man v apne dimag da hi gehra hisa e jo sadia bhavnava nu kabu karda e. Par aksar jad asi koi bhavnatmak faisla lainde a ta khoon de daure vich achanak tabdili aundi e te is nu dil mehsoos karda e. Ise karke is tra kiha janda k dil soch riha. Dil nai sochda us kol koi nerve system nai hunda.
" mai sochda te dona to a bt zyadatar dimag jit janda kafi had tak mai apnia bhavnava te kabu pa lainda ha."
3687
« on: December 29, 2010, 11:23:30 PM »
Mai kuj suggession dia ji haige ta thore aukhe ne par asardar ne:
kuj funny te insulting banner bnaye jan te jehra chat ch gundagardi karda ur di profile te lgaye jan.
Kuj aise web pages create kite jan jo jan buj k malfunctioning karan oh hon te baki pages varge par bande nu irritate karan te aise user da ip detect kar k unha nu unha pages da hi access dita jave.
Te chat vich disco vang chat bouncers bnaye jan jo ida de user nu kone ch lija k dang fer sakan inha de pm vich sirf outgoing hove te incming band te us user de fir jidhar paindi a pain de ha ha ha ha vichar kar lyo ji
3688
« on: December 29, 2010, 11:07:58 PM »
Pta ni ji jdo uthda svere sab kuj bhul jana
3689
« on: December 29, 2010, 11:05:29 PM »
Bai ji shayr ta vadia ne par aj dona shayra ch ik gal khatki e k akhri tuk bakia nal ni raldi is tra kyo jan buj k likhde o ya dhyan ni dita
3690
« on: December 29, 2010, 01:55:29 PM »
Ik var santa apni family nal madras to train ch a riha hunda oh thale vali seat te us di gharwali usto uper vali berth te te usda munda usdi gharwali di berth de uper hunda.
Gaddi ik station te rukdi to usda munda te oh utar k kuj lain jande te ine nu ik madrasi usde munde di berth te a k let janda. Jad oh a k dekhda ta madrasi nu berth shadan lai kehnda par madrasi nu samajh ni aundi. Hun santa tte nu sad lainda par tte v kehnda je tu kuj dasna ta greji ch das te santa kehnda:
" the person sleeping over my wife is not giving berth to my child". :laugh:
3691
« on: December 29, 2010, 01:49:28 PM »
Ik din ik munde nal ik kuri baithi c,
duje di n duji,
tije din tiji,
te chauthe din chauthi
is to eh sabit hunda k kuri badal jandia par munde nai badalde
:laugh:
3692
« on: December 29, 2010, 12:34:45 PM »
Wah ji wah lajwab e
3693
« on: December 29, 2010, 01:04:53 AM »
 : .. Ekalla main he nai aa.. Sarra PJ he wait karda aa malko - Oh teh wesse he bus mitra da reputation down aa.. :hehe:
bai ji eh tuhade kalya lai ni likhya mai bakia nu v quote kita c par oh add ni hoya
3694
« on: December 29, 2010, 12:02:36 AM »
Challo Vadiyaji je samjh gaye :happy:
Nalle Tusi other people nai hege.. Tusi tah apne people ho :pagel: :hehe:
Menu Pata Tusi Raje, kitho bol rahe ho../:) /:)
Ley Lawo Tusi Apna Thank u Wapis.. :huhh: I dont play any games :he:
ha ha ha hun tuc jo marzi keh lao mai bohta na sahi 75% tak ta sahi a ha ha ha tuc rakh lao ji mera thank u tohfe de taur te koi gal ni
3695
« on: December 28, 2010, 11:54:31 PM »
Bilkul, Paath kar liee da, pooja taN kade nahi keeti. :pagel:
koi gal ni bai ji je pooja nai kiti kde ta apne viah nu pooja kar lyo sunya vadia stage laundi a
3696
« on: December 28, 2010, 11:25:12 PM »
Lao ji agla swal 'halt' ya 'hart' ta sunya hona sarya ne jis nal purane smya ch khooh cho pani kadhde c usnu chlaun lai ik banda te do buld hunde c par halt ch ik "kutta" v hunada, oh ki hunda te ki kam karda? Daso hun
3697
« on: December 28, 2010, 11:09:57 PM »
bichu bole to scorpion? :happy:
hanji hanji sahi tha te dige o ha ha ha
3698
« on: December 28, 2010, 11:07:03 PM »
who came first in th world ? :omg:
jithe tak meri jankari e is dharti te sab to pehla ik koshika(single cell) vale bacteria aye bad vich anukul halata ch ehna ne apne vatavarn anusar apne aap nu viksit kar iya
3699
« on: December 28, 2010, 11:02:18 PM »
What is a "tooha"? There is a boli which goes "maa mere ethe tooha laddeya".
ha ha ha 'tooha' ni ji 'thoonhan' hunda e chlo koi ni ji punjabi nu greji ch likhan te farak pai janda e te eh thoonhan hunda ji 'bichu'
3700
« on: December 28, 2010, 02:10:15 PM »
Ik var ik sachi suchi atma jeevan pura kar dharamraj kol pohnchdi e . Dharamraj usnu swarg da rah dikhaunda par us atma de andar ik swal uthda k mai te swarg ja rahi a par narak vich ki hunda hovega. So oh jigyasa vas dharamraj nu puchdi e k maharaj eh narak vich ki hunda e swarg te nark vich ki farak e?
Dharamraj us atma di jigyasa nu shant karan lai usnu apne nal lai janda. Oh pehla swarg pohnchde ne uthe oh atma ki dekhdi e k uthe de sare vasia dia bahva lakar dia fatia nal is tra banhia san k oh bilkul sidhia rehen kuhnia to mur na sakan. Is to bad oh narak valh gye te uthe v sarya dia bahva use tra banhia san.
Atma ne puchya maharaj eh ta dove sman ne fir ehna ch antar ki hoya? Dharamraj ne kiha thori der thehero te dekho jad ehna nu khana dita jayega ta farak tuhade sahmne a jayega. Thodi der bad khana dita gya ta atma ne dekhya k swarg de rehen vale khana ik dusre de muh ch pa rahe san kyo bahva banhia hon karke oh khana apne mooh ch nai pa sakde c par ik duje de mooh ch asani nal pa rahe c te aram nal kha rahe c. Ate udhar nark vich sare khana ape apne mooh vich paun di koshish kar rahe c te khana kde kite digda kde mooh te kde kise hor te par oh khana mooh ch ni pa sakde c te nark vich hahakar machi hoi c . So is tra us atma nu swal da jwab mil gya te aas e k thonu v mil gya hovega. Dhanwad ji.
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