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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Sikh god?
« on: January 24, 2011, 04:51:45 AM »
in sikhism there is no such thing sikh god . God is just god . God has no religion. But we had sikh gurus means teachers who tought us about the way to god or god. The name contain 'n' is guru nanak dev ji the first guru of sikhs. We had 10 gurus nd in present it is guru granth sahib a holi book is our guru which contains all the teachings of our previous gurus. And its also true that if a sikh is truely nd properly a sikh then he must be vegetarian

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Fun Time / Re: ____ te likha hai _____ ka naam
« on: January 24, 2011, 01:12:48 AM »
nahdi nahdi pe likha hai ptane vale ka naam nd
Chaddi chaddi pe likha hai silvane vale ka naam
:laugh: :laugh:

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: dilraj_kaur intro
« on: January 24, 2011, 12:16:50 AM »
rahul bai apna show host karda, ladiwar :superhappy:
'ladi war? Oh kive

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: dilraj_kaur intro
« on: January 23, 2011, 11:42:57 PM »
ithe sade noxious ji parties organise karde aa, pendu bhaji sade halwayi aa, Desi kaur ji invite karan wali, Simari DJ , Jhanda AMLI - Bhandd, Grenade singh ji Financer, Desi Dude - Paathi ,
te tusi ithe ajj darshak :P

aage aage dekho hota hai kya
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 'pathi' :laugh: :laugh: bai ji apni post bare kuj ni dasya

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: dilraj_kaur intro
« on: January 23, 2011, 11:10:28 PM »
sat sri akal dilraj kaur ji ki hal chal ne swagat e thoda pj te. Mauja mano sangan da ki kam e oh kehnde a na k 'je nachan e lag pai ghund kahd' je pj te a hi gye o ta sang kahdi so khul k galbat kro apne vichar bebak ho k sanje karo.
Baki mainu ta ji thoda nam bda kharku matlab damdar laga 'Dilraj kaur'

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Knowledge / Re: 786
« on: January 23, 2011, 03:29:28 AM »
hanji hanji son te baad te uthan to pehla ..do baar kha ke hor le leo
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shukran shukran akhu wallay kullu nafar hina katir koys ha ha ha ha
e] ha ha ha thik e bai ji vaise ehda matlab e k ' dhanwad dhanwad ithe tuc sare jane bohut change ho rab di sonh lagge'

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Knowledge / Re: 786
« on: January 23, 2011, 03:13:05 AM »
shukran shukran akhu wallay kullu nafar hina katir koys ha ha ha ha

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Knowledge / Re: 786
« on: January 23, 2011, 03:07:26 AM »
shukran habibi  :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: biological circuit
« on: January 23, 2011, 03:04:28 AM »
ha ha ha ha xplain mainu greji ni samjh aundi zyada

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Gup Shup / biological circuit
« on: January 23, 2011, 12:23:32 AM »
ik din mai discovry te ik prog dekhya jis vich do jurva bachia jo k pet to ik doosre nal juria hoiya san, nu alag karan lai kiti gai surgery dikhai gai c. Dona de sare androoni ang vakhre san sivaye unha de jigar to. So docs lai sab to vda khatra isnu vakh karna c kyo k jitho jigar nu vakh karna c usde bilkul nazdik jigar nu khoon pohchaun vali nari guzardi c. Par jdo surgery shuru hoi ta docs nu rahat mili kyo k jigar de darmyan cells di bohut patli jhilli c jo ohna lai guidline c te jigar nu vakh kar dita gya par is to magro ik hor samasya a gai. Dona de dil ik val jini patli ik cells di tar nal jure hoye san te iksar dharak rahe san . Hun docs preshan san k ho sakda je is nu katya jave ta koi ik ya dono dil ruk na jan par unha ne risk lai k usnu kat dita te hairani vali gal hoi hun dona dila di dharkan vakhri ho gai. So oh ik biological circuit nal jure hoye san jo unha nu iksar dharka riha c.
Wow kudrat mhan e.

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Knowledge / 786
« on: January 22, 2011, 11:57:51 PM »
mai saudi arab ch ha is lai mere nal kam karan vale zyadatar muslim ne te pakistani ne. Ik din mere nal ik pthan kam kar riha c ta mai ohnu puchya k eh 786 da ki matlab hunda e usne dasya k 'bismilla e rehman e rahim' matlab us dyalu allah di rehmat nal kam shuru kar riha ha te oh har kam karan to pehla eh lafaz bolde ne. Fir mere dimag ch swal aya k kis tra ik ankre(digit) nu shabda ch badlya gya e te mai ohnu puchya par us nu v ni c pta. Fir dimag ch ik idea aya te mai usnu isde akhar ginan lai kiha ta gal samajh a gai oh ank is pure lafza nu darsaunde ne jive bismilla vich 7 te baki do lafza vich tartibvar 8 te 6 akhar ne. Te dusre din usne aa k is gal di pushti v kar diti usne ik kitab vich v labhya c te uthe v ehi likhya c.
So 786 bismilla erehman erahim da sankhep roop e. Par ik dusre shaks ne kiha k bhave is da koi arth e par eh likhna sahi ne jive mainu ssa likhna sahi ni lagda. Dhanwad ji

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Jokes Majaak / Re: small kid's love story
« on: January 22, 2011, 11:34:11 AM »
ha ha ha ha bai aah te bilkul hi nvi gal sunai a ha ha ha bohut hi mazedar

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Knowledge / phobiaaaaas
« on: January 22, 2011, 11:25:16 AM »
These are phobias that actually exist. I am not making them up. But they are pretty weird, and kinda funny.
• Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
• Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
• Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
• Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
• Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
• Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
• Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
• Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
• Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
• Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
• Bibliophobia- Fear of books
• Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman
• Chaetophobia- Fear of hair
• Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
• Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
• Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
• Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
• Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
• Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
• Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
• Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
• Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
• Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
• Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
• Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
• Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
• Linonophobia- Fear of string.
• Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
• Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
• Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
• Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
• Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
• Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
• Pedophobia- Fear of children.
• Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.
• Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
• Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
• Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
• Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
• Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
• Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.

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Jokes Majaak / classroom fun
« on: January 22, 2011, 10:54:42 AM »
relieving Stress in Class
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
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Gup Shup / Re: English or punjabi?
« on: January 22, 2011, 09:52:40 AM »
the European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

Thats why i found always difficult to write english two letters can be used for same voice. Bt in punjabi we hv different letter for each voice. Bt punjabi its hard to speak for nonpunjabis.

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Gup Shup / Re: Pj will no longer exist
« on: January 20, 2011, 01:31:28 PM »
Desi Dude...

cuz i get energy from his replies..... and always learn something new.
oho bai ji bri meharbani ji ena maan  bakshan di

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Jokes Majaak / Re: the english
« on: January 20, 2011, 05:30:00 AM »

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Gup Shup / Re: Pj will no longer exist
« on: January 20, 2011, 05:16:48 AM »
yep i thout the same bt u confused me

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Gup Shup / Re: Pj will no longer exist
« on: January 20, 2011, 04:49:27 AM »
still nthim may be sm error on this page

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Jokes Majaak / Re: the english
« on: January 20, 2011, 04:46:48 AM »
why u hate me nobdy on pj ever talked rude to me bt u r hitting me so sad

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