This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ
3141
« on: April 11, 2011, 12:12:52 AM »
hanji sat sri akal pj , aah meri entry e ji is comp layi.
Gana gaya punjabia di sardari. Is da visakhi nal te koi sidha sambandh nai par sada pura itihas is vich shamil e .
Gana pura te nai gaya kyo k mai duty te aa bas thoda time kadh k bakia de aun to pehla pehla kam nibed dita :hehe:
really nice ji ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
really thax ji. . .
3142
« on: April 11, 2011, 12:11:32 AM »
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hatha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
3143
« on: April 10, 2011, 11:55:55 PM »
hanji sat sri akal pj , aah meri entry e ji is comp layi.
Gana gaya punjabia di sardari. Is da visakhi nal te koi sidha sambandh nai par sada pura itihas is vich shamil e .
Gana pura te nai gaya kyo k mai duty te aa bas thoda time kadh k bakia de aun to pehla pehla kam nibed dita :hehe:
3144
« on: April 10, 2011, 10:43:32 AM »
" diggi khot to gussa ghumyar te"
" khote nu dyo loon , kehna mere kann pattde aa"
"kutte nu desi gheo ni pachda hunda"
"je bhande da mooh khulla te kuttd nu e thodi sharam chahidi aa"
"Annha vande sirni mud mud apnya nu deve"
"dhelle di buhdi tka sir munayi"
3145
« on: April 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM »
march 30 1699
3146
« on: April 09, 2011, 11:09:00 PM »
Very happy birthday :)
date=1302377096] Happy borday [/quote]
balle sade bai da birthday aa gaya, pher ta purri purri party leni aa :pagel:
Happy Birthday bai :hug:
ha ha ha happy b'day ji happy b'day. . . . Party te kal di chaldi nox ina sman lya k rakhya topic vich sangan vali koi gal ni ehnu apna e topic samjho :laugh:
3147
« on: April 09, 2011, 02:09:13 PM »
Janam din mubarka karam sihha.
thax bai ji :balle: :balle: :balle: partyyyyyyyy Happy Birthday!! Enjoy!
3148
« on: April 09, 2011, 08:45:25 AM »
:balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: paaaarrtyyyyyy time
3149
« on: April 09, 2011, 08:38:16 AM »
eppy bday to u eppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (gana gaia main tuhade lai :D: )
& no cake for me :huhh:
thax gugli ji
3150
« on: April 09, 2011, 04:41:25 AM »
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mai ta samjhda c mundya da e eh haal e.
3151
« on: April 09, 2011, 04:31:47 AM »
happpjanam din mubarak ,,karm sia ...
y bday bai ji :rockon: :rockon: :excited:
...............................................................................
Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara
Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara
Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi
Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya
Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi
Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar
Aur hum aapko â€Janmdin Mubarak†kehte rahein har baar..[/color][/i][/b] :excited: :smile: :happy: :hug:
ham bhi agar bache hote nam hmara hota bablu dablu khane ko milte laddu , Aur dunia kehti happy b'day to u' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thax dosto
3152
« on: April 09, 2011, 01:33:50 AM »
Happy birthday Mugambo wangan hassan waleya. ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha mai te khush ho gya sardar ji eh parh k mogambo da pta ni ha ha ha ha thax bai ji
3153
« on: April 09, 2011, 01:31:50 AM »
Janamdin diyan bahut bahut mubarakan Karamji... :smile:
Waheguruji Bless u.... Assi tuhade toh bahut sohni punjabi sikh rahe ha.. and I hope u will continue enlightening us with our mother tongue.. Thank You.. :)
Enjoy your day...
thax kg bohut bohut. . . . . . . . , . Nale ini tareef na krya kro kg :blush:
3154
« on: April 09, 2011, 01:27:21 AM »
mubarka ji mubarka.............
many many happy returnss of da day
main keha ji happy bday aa ji...enjoy karo ji...once again ji very very happy birthday ji.. main sochia birthday pura likh deva nai te half jainia ne sochna khare kuri nu birthday de spelling hee nai aounde :D:
aap sab da tehdilo dhanwadi aa ji. Aap sab nu v parkash utsav dia vdhaiya :hehe: :laugh:
3155
« on: April 09, 2011, 01:20:16 AM »
chalo janta aajo aajo
sare jane kathe ho ke happy bday karo sade philosopher saab nu
happy bday desi dude........... :happy:
rabh tuhanu sariyan khushiyan deve...... :happy:
teh es saal koi kudi bhi set ho jaye ........ :blink: :D:
bohut bohut meharbani bai ji aj sab to pehla mere frns ne hi wish kita ethe v te fb te v. Mum dad da aje koi fon ni aya ohna nu pta te hai raat gal hoi c shayad khyal ni riha . Dad te kam ch kite busy ho gye hone nd mum thode bhulakad ne :hehe: ha ha ha ha ha hun jad mai call karni mum ne kehna "haiha ve cheta e ni c" ha ha ha ha ha ha nd bro aje sutta pya hona ohna di aje 8 trik ee e. Is lai thodi sajjna di meharbani ji nd bai ji mai rab age ardas karu k thodi ardas jroor kabool kre :hehe:
3156
« on: April 09, 2011, 01:03:54 AM »
bohut bohut meharbani dosto. Kuj shabd jinha di vjah nal eh meri eh zindagi khoobsoorat e:
"ik maa meri
Jihne mamta bikheri,
Kitia chunni dia shava,
Na lagan tattia hvava,
Jehdia aseesa karke hai eh hasti meri. . . . Ik maa meri.
Ik bapu mera ,
Jyo dost koi mera,
Gal dil di karda ,
mere dukh v jarda,
Musibat vele khad janda kar parbat varga jera,
. . . . . Baapu mera.
Ik amma jaya ,
Mera hamsaya,
Sallan picho milda,
Dase haal fone te dilda,
Sohni jihi meri ik bharjayi v lyaya, (ha ha ha ha )
. . . Mera hamsaya.
Baki dost mere,
Jyo rab de chehre,
Nede mere dil de,
Pj, fb te milde,
Eh hasde chehre jinha door kite zindagi de hnere,
. . . . . Tuc dost mere.
Ik jind meri,
Khushia ne gheri,
Eh rishte nibhawan bas ehi chahwan,
Thode pyar bina eh hai bas mitti di dheri,
. . . . . Eh jind meri.
:hehe: kyo ji kive aa meri shayri . Kuj sikho eda dhakka karida lafza nal ha ha ha ha ha
3157
« on: April 08, 2011, 05:16:36 PM »
" k mardi ne akk chabya ni mai shade jeth nal layia"
"dubbi te ta je sah na aya"
"ik oda kamli utto pai gai sivia de rah"
"dhiye gall sun noonhe kann kar"
"je nachan lag payi ta ghund kahda"
Ha ha ha ha ha
3158
« on: April 08, 2011, 02:52:02 PM »
Are You Having a Bad Day?
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.
2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her with permanent severe brain damage.
3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to the slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
AND THE WINNER IS.......
5. An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was killed in the explosion.
See... You're not having such a bad day.
3159
« on: April 08, 2011, 02:44:43 PM »
Good Friend-Hands you your shoe if it falls off.
Best Friend-Grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it,screaming "Ha, ha, loser!"
Good Friend-Helps you up if you fall down.
Best Friend-Will stand beside you laughing, because they pushed you you over in the first place.
Good Friend-Will rush over right away to comfort you if you're house burns down.
Best Friend-Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen.
Good Friend-Will pay your bail if you're arrested for DUI.
Best Friend-Is sitting in the cell beside you, saying "Great party, huh?"
Good Friend-Will call your parents by their first names.
Best Friend-Will call your parents 'Mom' and 'Dad'.
Good Friend-Knocks on your door and wits for you to answer.
Best Friend-Walks right in and says "Mom, I'm home!"
Good Friend-Acts like a guest at your house.
Best Friend-Raids your refridgerator and makes themselves at home.
Good Friend-Will watch what's already on the TV.
Best Friend-Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.
Good Friend-Waits for you after school if you get detention.
Best Friend-Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.
Good Friend-Will help you with your chores.
Best Friend-Will stand behind you and say "You missed a spot."
Good Friend-Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back.
Best Friend-Will lend you money and then charge interest.
Good Friend-Will comfort you if your boyfriend breaks up with you.
Best Friend-Will say "Be right back", go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say "It's all been taken care of."
Good Friend-Will have little "inside jokes" with you.
Best Friend- Will randomly break out laughing because of some "inside joke" you guys had last week.
Good Friend-Will come and get you if you call to say you're lost.
Best Friend-Will call you an idiot for not asking directions.
Good Friend-Will try to talk you out of bungee-jumoing off the Empire State Building.
Best Friend-Will tie the bungee cord themselves and then push you off.
Good Friend-Disagrees if you say words can't hurt you.
Best Friend- Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong.
Good Friend-Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship.
Best Friend-Would say "I hope you can swim, and if not, I'll really f***ing miss you."
Good Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine" they'll drop it.
Best Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "i'm fine", they'll look you in the eye and say "Okay, now tell the truth."
3160
« on: April 08, 2011, 02:32:34 PM »
The Japenese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too, suffer fewer heart attacks than the Birtish or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. :D:
|
Show Posts