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« on: April 29, 2009, 07:13:02 AM »
What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies.?????
5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery.
25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removeing the Make Up.
15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips.
10% is Dumpped in the Garbage as Unused.
5% of the Lipstick is found in the Womens Stomach Due to Newer Flavours & Essences.
And the remaing 40% of the Lipstick I Gaurantee you that you will find it in Man’s Stomach... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :balle:
542
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:09:08 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
543
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:06:39 AM »
:he: :he: :he:
544
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:06:16 AM »
chalo je tusi likh hi ditta vadiya ji....
545
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:04:19 AM »
hmmmm nice one ji......
546
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:03:39 AM »
eve hi e fer janab mitran da nau chalda....jitho marji pata karwa layi ni mitran da nau chalda....bhurahh :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
547
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:58:21 AM »
Interesting facts
Men are like computers – hard to figure out and never have enough memory Still Women likes man
Men are like coolers – load them with beer and you can take them anywhere Still Women likes man
Men are like chocolate bars – sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips Still Women likes man
Men are like coffee – the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night Still Women likes man
Men are like horoscopes – they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong Still Women likes man
Men are like cement – after getting laid they take a long time to get hard Still Women likes man
Men are like laxatives – they irritate the shit out of you Still Women likes man
Men are like parking spots – the good ones are already taken and what’s left is handicapped Still Women likes man
A man is like a snowstorm – you never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he will last Still Women likes man
What should you give a man who has everything? – A woman to show him how to work it Still Women likes man
How does a man show he’s planning for the future? – He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Still Women likes man
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? – The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Still Women likes man
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? – They’re hard to get started, emit foul odours and don’t work half the time. Still Women likes man
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? – After a year the dog is still excited to see you. Still Women likes man
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? – Breasts don’t have eyes. Still Women likes man
What’s the difference between men and government bonds? – Bonds mature Still Women likes man
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? – We don’t know, it’s never happened Still Women likes man
Why are men like tile floors? – If you lay ‘ em properly the first time, you can walk over them for years. Still Women likes man
What do you call a man with half a brain? – Gifted. Still Women likes man
AND FINALLY …… Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? – Because these men already have boyfriends! Still Women likes man
548
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:55:02 AM »
My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Truly Yours
sUlTaNpUrIyA....
549
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:45:35 AM »
dhanvaad ji dhanvaad...
550
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:44:34 AM »
dekheya ji... :hehe: :hehe:
551
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:22:07 AM »
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”
Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”
Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
Man: “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman: “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you…to leave.”
Man: “Hey Cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”
Man: “May I see you pretty soon?”
Woman: “Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”
Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?????????
552
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:16:56 AM »
BABBU MAAN AND GANDHI....
553
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:11:28 AM »
:hug: :hug: :hug:DHANVAAD...
554
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:04:42 AM »
lolzzz ghori te charh hoju.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
555
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:03:36 AM »
chalo ghat koi vi ni.... :laugh: :laugh:
556
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:03:10 AM »
lolzzz eho jahiya cheejan ni likhidiyan.... :hehe: :hehe:
557
« on: April 29, 2009, 05:53:04 AM »
loki tarasde ne pyaar payun layi
tenu te pyaar asaan beshumaar kita,
badhe khushnaseeb hunde jina nu pyaar milda
tu pyaar paa k v us nu gava dita,
yaad karenge tu us din menu
jadon pyaar di kami mehsoos hovegi tenu,
tu kosenge fer us din nu
jis din tu yaar bhula dita........
sUlTaNpUrIyA....
558
« on: April 29, 2009, 05:51:36 AM »
Menu aakhri paigaam likhde,
Bas maut nu mere naam likhde.
Likhde ishq c dhokha mera,
Te menu tu beyimaan likhde.
Dub gaya suraj khushiyan wala,
Likhde gum di eh shaam likhde.
Khud de naa sab haase likh lai,
Te mere naa veeraan likhde.
Teri izzat karda karda,
Ho gaya sUlTaNpUrIyA Badnaam likhde.
sUlTaNpUrIyA....
559
« on: April 29, 2009, 05:47:32 AM »
dhanvaad ji dhaanvaad...
560
« on: April 29, 2009, 05:46:55 AM »
kyu yaar honi sohne ne....kuri naalo hahahaha :hehe: :hehe:
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