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« on: April 29, 2009, 09:31:26 PM »
ji mera kam shaam nu 4 vajje shuru hunda te yaar huni 3 vajje uthde...te agle din 9 vajje hatt jayida kam to..te fer 12 vajje nal soyida te fer 3 vajje uthna pinada :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
522
« on: April 29, 2009, 08:38:11 PM »
spurs waleya di cha kale kalle de jamalghota payu jado urre aaye....ronde khedan nu...... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
523
« on: April 29, 2009, 08:36:07 PM »
chaklo dev bai nu ... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
524
« on: April 29, 2009, 08:31:23 PM »
lolz
525
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:39:04 PM »
:superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
526
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:01:33 PM »
hanji bai ji es te ik chutkala vi hai par urre dasn wala nahi.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
527
« on: April 29, 2009, 05:59:42 PM »
some of emmm..not every one..lolz...appa te ni bakiya da patta ni. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
528
« on: April 29, 2009, 05:57:47 PM »
kidan bhene vadiya c na .its all true. :balle: :balle: :balle:
529
« on: April 29, 2009, 08:16:46 AM »
hmmmmmmm
530
« on: April 29, 2009, 08:14:50 AM »
mainu ta india ch jehri rehri te veichde 2 rupee di santre wali oh swad lagdi....ta icecream ta eve soshe jahe ne....huhaha :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
531
« on: April 29, 2009, 08:07:35 AM »
:hehe: :hehe:10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don’t need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.
8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling….. And I’ll think about returning your call.
7. Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have LOTS of money.
5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So, leave a message.
4. Hello! If you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you leave a “sexy” message, I’ll call sooner.
3. Hi. Now YOU say something.
2. Hi. I’m probably home; I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.
1. Hello, you’ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can’t pick up the phone right now, because we’re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right…real slow. So leave a message, and when we’re done brushing our teeth, we’ll call you back . :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
532
« on: April 29, 2009, 08:01:13 AM »
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
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#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
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#8 - If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
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#7 - Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
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#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
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#5 - A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
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#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
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#3 - A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
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#2 - A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
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AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.its funny :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
533
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:58:20 AM »
main ta ghasa ditti sun sun lolzzz...hahahah main free download kar laina jehri navi aoundi...apunkabollywood.com to hindi ounjabi pakistani sarre haige ganne othe...
534
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:56:51 AM »
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!”
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2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”
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3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
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4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
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5) POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform,
She asked, “Are you a cop?” Yes,” I answered and continued writing the report. “My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right? “Yes, that’s right,” I told her. “Well, then,” she said as she extended her foot toward me, “would you please tie my shoe?”
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6) POLICE # 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,
My K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said,” What’d he do?”
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7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, “The tooth fairy will never believe this!”
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DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.”
“And why not, darling?” “You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”
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9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting , then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister’s son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: “Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes.”
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10) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. “I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother .. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”
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11) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages “Mama, look what I found,” the boy called out. ; ; “What have you got there, dear?”
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, “I think it’s Adam’s underwear.” :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
535
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:46:12 AM »
lolzzzzz yeah nahi ho sakta.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
536
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:45:33 AM »
A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…
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Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.
I putted a complain on station masterji.
He said I to go to the lady clerk.
At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.
Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.
I hope u will look into explain my hole story after,and late me joint first.
I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.
May God blast you!”
Yours awfully,
lAlU PaRsAd yAdAv.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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537
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:33:52 AM »
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana
21.PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
sUlTaNpUrIyA....
538
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:31:22 AM »
huhuahahah na ji hor koi bolda te hai ni urre main hi post kari jana topics te mera naam hi aayu ..lolzz
539
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:30:31 AM »
=D> =D> =D>
540
« on: April 29, 2009, 07:27:10 AM »
:hehe: :hehe:My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her, “Where’s the car?”
She replied, “In the lake.”
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don’t like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: “You can have mine.”
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It’s not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I’m half dead.”
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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