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Messages - sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:08:42 AM »
bas karde aa chori kitto...lolzzz..
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:07:38 AM »
filma da jinna marji puchlo ehna to.... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:06:39 AM »
cc------churhi chureilllllll :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:05:51 AM »
8-> 8-> 8-> :hug: :hug: :hug:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:05:23 AM »
par urre ta rAj22g ne leyanda kamliye...
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:04:44 AM »
lolzzz
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:04:22 AM »
shukar u know what i like simple gal....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:03:47 AM »
tera didh dukhda lolzzz :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:02:56 AM »
lolzzzz tere pai gayi palle.....chal shukar e.... :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:02:01 AM »
na tu chapstick la la bura haal kitta hona.... :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:01:11 AM »
dhanvaad tera ....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 04:00:12 AM »
I LOST MY WIFE
I Lost my wife : (Ladies should read not to be missed)
A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:
Man: I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector: what is her height
Man; I never noticed
Inspectior:slim or healthy
Man: not slim can be healthy
Inspector: colour of eyes
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: colour of hair
Man: changes according to season
Inspector: what was she wearing
Man: Saree/suit/ I dont remember exactly
Inspector:was somebody with her ?????????
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Man: Yes
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my Labra dog (romeo)
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tied with a golden chain
height 30 inches
healthy,
blue eyes,
blackish brown hair
his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken
he never barks
wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls
he likes non veg food
we sleep together
we eat together
we jog together
we__________ _________&
the man started crying
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Inspector: Lets search the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!!
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« on: May 01, 2009, 03:55:31 AM »
1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing
7. Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
sUlTaNpUrIyA....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 03:50:44 AM »
hahahahha bai ..... :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 01, 2009, 03:49:55 AM »
“MEDHA Ishq wii Tuu,Medha yar wii Tuu
Medha Deen wii Tuu, IMAN wii Tuu
Medha jism wii Tuu ,medha Rooh wii Tuu
Medha Qalb wii Tuu, Jind Jan wii Tuu
MEDHA KABA KIBLA MASJID MINBAR MAZHAB TA QURAN WII TUUUU Medha Ishq wii TUU “”"
baba fareed ji di shayri cho ik.....shayer...
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« on: May 01, 2009, 03:42:52 AM »
Har Panne Te Osda Naam Hovega....
Osnu Pyaar Waali Aisi Kitab De Ke Javange....
Aakh Oosdi Vii Kade Lag Naa Sake....
Aisa Akhiya Nu Ek Khawab De Ke Javange....
Jo Kade Murjhaye Naa Sadiya Tak....
Oss Nu Aisa Yaada Daa Gulab De Ke Javange....
Ohnu Gila Hai Ke “sUlTaNpUrIyA” Sawala De Jawab Nahi Denda....
Saah Rukan To Pehla Har Ek Jawab De Ke Javange....
sUlTaNpUrIyA....(rAj22g)
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« on: May 01, 2009, 03:34:24 AM »
:sad: Har ik nu apna banaunda reh gaya…………
Gumaan nu gal launda reh gaya……..
Na pyaar milyaa, Na yaar milya…
Enna dona nu bas manuanda reh gaya…..
Geetaan vich likhe pyaar de tarane bade…
Kyun ena gitaan nu bas gun gunauda reh gaya…
Mitha si saaj Isq vala …
Par main saaj lokan nu sunaunda reh gaya….
Ethe dost vi mile ban rakeeb mere..
Main Rakeeba nu vi gal launda reh gaya…
Ek khanjar meri pith vich, unha marya….
Zinaah te barosha vikhaunda reh gaya…
Hun taan muk chala ek khel yaaro..
Jis khel ton khud nu bachunda reh gaya…
Zind taan dheri si miti di….
Is Mitti di dheri nu sajaunda reh gay…….
Char Maonde na mile meri maut ton baad..
Main dostaan de mele laaunda reh gaya..
Eh kaisa jag hai, te kaise isde riste…
Enha kagaz de risteyaan da saath nibhaunda reh gaya…
Pani da bulbale vaang zind si yaaro……
Main avein is te maan Vikhaunda reh gayaa…
Zind taan dheri hai miti di….
Is Mitti di dheri nu sajaunda reh gay…….
sUlTaNpUrIyA....(rAj22g)
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« on: May 01, 2009, 03:32:28 AM »
:love:husan ta husan hai bahve ishq di jaan chali jaave
husan nu koi parvah nahi hundi....
tahi ta ranjha galiya vich mangan lata si....
sohni ne mahival nu kandhea te rahne la ta si....
sahiba ne bahyia to mirja marvata si....
saasi ne thala vich husan jalata si....
kida ishq kariye ehne rajia nu rank banata si....
sUlTaNpUrIyA....
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« on: May 01, 2009, 03:30:04 AM »
Le babula ajj eh din aaya,
Khushiyan naal tera vehda mehkaaya.
Bajjan shenaiyan hun chaaron paase,
Khidd de mukh dinde dil nu dilaase.
Par sukki jaandi meri jind nimaani,
Pal vich kiven ho gayi begaani.
Kal tak si jo mera sara apna,
Chadd ke challi jiven do pal da sapna.
Hun aauna yaad tera palkan te bithauna,
Russi hoi nu pyaar naal manauna.
Galtiyan hon te sehaj naal samjhauna,
Poonj ke hanju gall naal launa.
Jad aai sewa karan di meri baari,
Khadey sii bhuhey bahar laike savaari.
Jinnhe marzi tarle kar laye eh dhee pyaari,
Hun tan maarni hi pau udaari.
Assesan laike teriyan hun challi ghar paraaye,
Pai gayi us raste jo menu tu dikhaye.
Izzataan nu chaar chand sabde main laavangi,
Kuj is taran farzaan nu apne mein nibhavangi.
Rehn vasdiyaan rabba…ae saade Pind diyaan kuriyaan ne.........jendiya vasdiya raho bheno....
sUlTaNpUrIyA....(rAj22g)
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« on: May 01, 2009, 03:10:16 AM »
oye veere pata hor apna ena dimag kithe ..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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