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« on: May 02, 2009, 05:26:29 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: mainu te app ni aoundi... :hehe: :hehe: main vi tere warga hi aa...
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« on: May 02, 2009, 05:25:22 AM »
dhanvaad bai.....
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« on: May 02, 2009, 05:24:04 AM »
dhanvaad ji dhaanvaad
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« on: May 02, 2009, 05:22:49 AM »
maa de siir tau vaari duunyea
maa bachyea lyi saari duunyea
sardhe dhupe bahut jo siir te cha nyi rehndi
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
duunyea da koi v rishta maa brabar aa nyi sakda
koi v putt maa da karja kisi janam v laah nyi sakda
badkismat thha, kadar ehdi jis thha nyi pendi
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
kami ous sheh d radke jeevean vich jo thur jandi ae
maa d kimat samaj hai pendi dunyea tau jad tur jandi ae
bol zateem ho jande ne jad juban nyi rehndi
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
sda duava mangdi siir balava laine wali
bachyea khatir vik sakdi ae, hass ke tangyea sehne wali
putt de ayi marna pve picha nyi rehndi
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
dunyea suuni ho jave jad maa nyi rehndi…
sUlTaNpUrIyA.... walo.... Salute to mothers
rabb rakhi sda saaya maa da mere utte…hor meri tere kolo mang koi naa...jeondiya vasdiyan rehan maava jihna sanu eh jagat dikheya....kinjh dena bhula os maa da jihne 9 mahine mout naal pyar payea.....oh vi hunde jehre bhul k beh jande maa de karj nu.....koi ni samjh sakda es de pyar nu.....koi ni karda vadh k es di chaht to....jaan de ke jaan bachoundi e maa....tahi te duniya waleyo rub ne ik MAA nu banayea...sUlTaNpUrIyA....
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« on: May 02, 2009, 05:01:07 AM »
NERRE HO HO DUR HO GYE,SUPNE CHAKNA CHOOR HO GYE,
TENU PAAUNN DI KHATIR NI,ASIN SAJDE KITE PIRAAN DE,
NA DOSH SOHNIYE TERA,EH SAUDE NE TAKDIRAN DE…………
JAD RANG MAANNE C FABTAAN DE,ODO BULIYAN UTE HAASE C,
PEENDE SAAN JAAM MUHABTAN DE,ODO DUKH V SAATHON PAASE C,
HUN VAGDE NE DAREYAA SOHNIYE,NAINO DULDE NEERAAN DE,
NA DOSH SOHNIYE TERA,EH SAUDE NE TAKDIRAN DE…………
SOCHEYA C AMBRIN UDAANGE,APAN LAAKE KHAMB PYARAN DE,
BEH KATHE CHOGA CHUGAANGE,BANN PANCHI ISHQ BAHARAN DE,
ES ISHQ DI VAIRY DUNIAN NE,LAKHAAN RANJHE KHO LAE HEERAN DE,
NA DOSH SOHNIYE TERA,EH SAUDE NE TAKDIRAN DE…………
JEE KALLEYAN NAI LAGDA MERA,TERI YAAD SATAUNDI NI,
“sUlTaNpUrIyA” BHUL NAHI SAKDA TENU SOHNIYE,ROOH SADI KURLAUNDI NI,
KIDAN MAAR UDAARI AAVAN,JAKRREYA NAAL JANJEERAAN DE,
NA DOSH SOHNIYE TERA,EH SAUDE NE TAKDIRAN DE
sUlTaNpUrIyA....(rAj22g)
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:59:22 AM »
oh mama ene shayer kitho copy paste kari jana.... :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:57:31 AM »
dekho main kuriyan da kinna maan karda... :hug: :hug:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:43:28 AM »
chalo kuriyo hun khush ho jo tuhadi vi tareef kar ti yarran ne.... :blink: :blink: :blink:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:39:52 AM »
ehnu vichari nu ki hoyea... :problem: :problem:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:38:56 AM »
1. They will always smell good even if it’s just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later….
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you”.
18. Actually, Just the way they kiss you…
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don’t admit it).
23. The way they say “I miss you”.
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore.
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die
without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they
become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling only felt.... :superhappy: :superhappy:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:24:51 AM »
1.You don’t have to call them every day, just to let them know you’re
not fighting
2.You don’t have an anniversary-you just sort of “became” best friends.
3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your “partner” it makes
you think of marriage. When they call your best friend your partner,
it’s more like cops.
4.You never have to touch your best friend when it’s hot outside, but
you can still huddle close when it’s freezing.
5.Your parents usually like your best friend.
6.Your best friend doesn’t care if you get fat, you’re ugly, or if you
get a bad haircut.
7.You don’t have to get jealous of “girls only” night or “guys only”
night — You’re part of it!
8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.
9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on any occasion.
10.You can plan on still having a relationship with your best friend in
20 years.
11.Never in your life will you need “space” from your best friend.
12.Your best friend won’t be mad if you want some time alone, and will
only ask you “what’s wrong?” once.
13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble with; your
boyfriend /girlfriend is someone you get in trouble with if you get
in trouble.
14.You don’t have to get dressed up to go anywhere with your best
friend.
15.You’re allowed to have multiple best friends.
16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and your best friend’s
relationship.
17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend is okay, no
questions asked.
18.Your best friend will never refer to you as “the ball and chain,
” “the old lady/man,” or “the whip.”
19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates for a new best
friend.
20.It doesn’t matter what your “other” friends think about your best
friend.
21. Your best friend is the first person you call when you get a new
boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them
good frnds r like starssss.......sUlTaNpUrIyA.... :hug: :hug: :hug:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:19:58 AM »
1 ) Coca-Cola: Did you know that its original colour was green?
2 ) Mohammed: Did you know that this is the most used name in the entire world?
3 ) Geographical Letters: Did you know that the name of each of the
continents begins and concludes with the exact same alphabet? Do not
believe that? Look up Asia, Europe, Africa, America, Antarctica and
the rest.
4 ) Muscle Strength: Did you know that the strongest muscle in the
entire body is that one which we use to lick a popsicle? Your tongue.
5 ) Credit Cards: In the United States, were you aware that each and
every person has at least two credit cards?
6 ) An Antique Machine: The word for an old machine that was once used
for writing letters and other documents is the largest word that one
can make if they click only on a single row of their computer’s
keyboard: typewriter!
7 ) Blink: Men wink at women, but research has found out that the
average woman blinks nearly two times more than the average man.
8 ) Suicide: Even though you might have wondered if it was possible,
studies have discovered that it is impossible to kill oneself by
simply holding in your breath.
9) Licking: However much you may try, you will never be able to lick
your elbows.
10) Sneeze: Try sneezing. People will automatically answer you with a
bless you greeting. Have you ever imagined why? Some say that this
happens because a sneeze stops the functioning of the heart for a very
tiny second.
11) The Blue Sky: Did you know that a pig, no matter how much they
try, cannot look up into the sky?
12) Twisting Your Tongue: We have all dabbled with different
tongue-twisters in our day. But do you know which is the toughest?
Sixth sick sheiks sixth sheeps sick.
13) Ribs: Did you know that you should try not to sneeze too strongly.
Why? A very powerful sneeze has the ability to cause a fracture in
your ribcage. But, then again, if you try and withhold one, you stand
the chance of breaking one of the many blood vessels in your neck or
head. This could cause death.
14) Cards: Did you think that the Kings are all just random cards
referring to random figures? No. Each one signifies a different king:
Diamonds for Julius Caesar, Clubs for Alexander the Great, Spades for
David and Hearts for Charlemagne.
15) And finally: Most everyone reading this (Caught You!) are trying
to lick their elbows at this exact moment!
Conclusion: Most of these are not scientific facts, but they are
hilarious, funny and can be used to lighten up the ambience when a
conversation has gone dull. Use any and see your popularity rise up to
great heights
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:14:23 AM »
lolzzzz kehre paseyo greeb left side to ja right side to :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 04:12:58 AM »
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he’s only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an
interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it’s because he’s
overworked
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:43:12 AM »
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn’t it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:32:03 AM »
:problem: :problem: :problem: eh ki bala :oftopic: :oftopic: hundi
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:31:03 AM »
You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911. :hehe:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:29:40 AM »
:hug: :hug: :hug:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:25:51 AM »
-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
-- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
-- Why doesn't it ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
-- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
-- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
-- E Pluribus Modem
-- >File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
-- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.
-- A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available.
-- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
-- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
-- Windows: just another pane in the glass.
-- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
-- All computers wait at the same speed.
-- Go ahead, make my data.
-- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
-- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
-- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
-- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ... :hehe:
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« on: May 02, 2009, 03:23:59 AM »
:laugh: :laugh:
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