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1601
« on: June 06, 2010, 09:27:55 AM »
Oh my god. . . . . . .main aaj v saara din vehla hi reha. . . :hehe:
1602
« on: June 06, 2010, 09:23:20 AM »
Guru 22
1603
« on: June 06, 2010, 09:20:06 AM »
Main ohnu kdi udaas nahi vekhna chaunda. . . . :-(
1604
« on: June 06, 2010, 09:13:31 AM »
Tusi bade theek oh ji. . . . :hehe:
1605
« on: June 06, 2010, 09:10:12 AM »
Ha ha ha. . . . . 22 clg toh hafte toh wad chutti krn layi main v eh hi kehanda hunda aa. . . . :hehe:
1606
« on: June 06, 2010, 09:04:28 AM »
meri te ohdi hai ban je kahani, main ohdi oh mera baney dil jani
sada dil lut lay gayi ohdi tor tor tor,
sareya toh sona munda lagda eh oh oh oh
lamma-chamma gabru nee oh hai mere han daa, lut lai geya nee sadey dil diyan jaanda
ohney hi ohney hai mann permaya bullan uttey aake sadi neend nu churaya,
nee main pyar vich hoi jawaa hor hor hor
sareya toh sona munda lagda eh oh oh oh
chit kare mera ohdey naal hassan-hasaun nu, dil mera kahe dil ohde naal laun nu
milay je mainu hi dil di sunava, rahan ohdeyan de vich akhian vichavan,
sadi jindagi di ohday hath dor dor dor
sareya toh sohna munda lagday oh oh oh
meri te ohdi hai ban je kahani, main ohdi oh mera baney dil jani
sada dil lut lay gayi ohdi tor-tor,
sareya toh sona munda lagda eh oh oh oh .... :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
oh mitro pj vich "oh oh oh" kis munde da naam aa, , ,  : :hehe:
1607
« on: June 06, 2010, 08:52:49 AM »
White
1608
« on: June 06, 2010, 08:51:09 AM »
Barfi
1609
« on: June 06, 2010, 08:40:42 AM »
Blue
1610
« on: June 06, 2010, 08:37:48 AM »
Eh dso ki aa?
Jithe ameer toh ameer aadmi v bikhari wangu katori lai k khad janda?
1611
« on: June 06, 2010, 08:33:05 AM »
Aaj ta mood val aa. . . .
1612
« on: June 06, 2010, 07:57:56 AM »
le ah ki bakvas bhane
u knw jere skool vale aa oh nai chuti karn dinde gharde kuj nai kehnde
skool toh chuti karungi ta jeri ser kandi meri teacher aa ohnu doceter da paper dikhane penda aa te docter kera bevkuf aa
haaye oye eni mehanat naal bahane likhe ohna nu bakwaas keh dita. . . . , . . .and rahi gal doc di ta ohda ni pta mainu. . . . .tuhanu aape kuch krna paina. . . , nahi ta ik hor salah de dinda. . , . . Doc de kan te jaa k 2 mareo aape medical certificate bana du :hehe:
1613
« on: June 06, 2010, 07:31:39 AM »
Is msg vich ditti gayi jaankari kafi mushkil naal haasil keeti gayi hai :-
(SHRI DARBAR SAHIB Amritsar te hamla karan wale hamlawar '153 din' to vad jinda nahi rahe:-
Massa Rangarh;
3-8-1740 to 2-1-1741 (153 days).
Yakria Khan;
13-11-1746 to 13-4-1747 (153 days).
Jahan khan;
18-1-1757 to 19-6-1757 (153 days).
Aabdali;5-2-1762 to 8-7-1762 (153 days).
Indra Gandhi;
1-6-1984 to 31-10-1984 (153 days).
1614
« on: June 05, 2010, 02:03:04 PM »
tusi bade flirty o
tusi bade tym toh single oh ji :hehe:
1615
« on: June 05, 2010, 01:25:33 PM »
1) Santa- Main +2 me tha wo 9thme thi
Main +2 me tha wo M.A me thi
Main +2 me tha wo PhD kar rahi thi
Aaj uski shadi hai aur mera +2 ka paper hai
Moral-
tu badli so var asi ik var ne badle....
2)Computer tchr ask d kid:-wat r d 3 latest versions of java?
Kid says:- Marjava.. Mitjava.. Lutjava.. ishq mein dil kya jaan bhi naam tere kar java... java...
3)Dr :-: Pagal Se
" Tum pagal kaise hue??
Pagal -: Maine 1 vidhva se shadi ki,
Uski jwan beti se mere Baap ne shadi ki,
To meri vo beti meri Maa ban gai,
Unke ghar beti hui to vo meri bahan hui,,
Magar main uski nani ka shohar tha Isliye wo meri nawasi b hui,,
ISi tarah mera beta apni dadi ka Bhai Ban gya,,or main apne bete ka bhanja ,,Aur mera baap mera Damad ban gya aur mera beta apne Dada Ka sala ban gya,..
.Aur......Aur.....
Dr:- Abey chup kr Saale mujhe b pagal krega??
4)1 Ladke ne
1 Ladki se
Uska Name Pucha
Ladki ne kaha meri scooty k piche
likha hai.
Scooty k piche likha tha
7.3
4.3
9.3
2.1
(solve krna ta kar lavo nahi rehan davo, evhe dimag thoda kharaab krna chahida :hehe:)
1616
« on: June 05, 2010, 01:00:11 PM »
Ssa dosto. . . . .
Jive k tuhanu pta hi aa k jadho aapa bache hunde aa ta kisse nu school jana psnd nahi hunda . . . . .te aapa roj chutti krn layi raat nu nave nave bahane soach de haan. . . . , so, ess game vich tusi eh hi dsna k tusi chutti krn layi kehade kehade bahane varat de c? :hehe:
dhanwaad sukriaa thanx
1617
« on: June 05, 2010, 12:50:55 PM »
Ess vich koi reply na kro. . . .eh topic split ho geya c. . . .eh topic mera nahi aa. . . . .
1618
« on: June 05, 2010, 12:44:18 PM »
Ana akhyian ch pava kivae kajla ve akhyian ch tu vasda
har vele chana mere tere valh muh ve
bhulian ch naam tera akhyian ch tu ve
jado hasdi bulekha manu pendhae ve .....hasaya ch tu hasda ve...
Singher- surinder kaur
Nexxt - kajla
kajla mohabbat wala aakhion main esa dala kajle ne laili meri jaan haye re main tere kurbaan next - kajle
1619
« on: June 05, 2010, 12:37:35 PM »
HAYE KASHH ME SERIOUS BIMAR HOJA DEN CHUTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kamle kaml kamle :laugh:. . . .kida bimar hon layi soacha soach de. . . . .lado ji bimar jaroor hona main tuhanu teaching dinda haan na k chutti layi kida de bahane ya ki krna chahida. . . . . 1) svare utth te jaa k newspaper pado, then roula paa davo "mummy papa mainu saaf saaf vikh ni reha aakhan aage nehra aayi janda" pka chutti, , , 2) svare jdo chah peen lago ta thermameter mangvao then jdo koi vekh na reha hove ta ohnu chah ch dubo davo. . . Bt khayal rakhna chah yaada garam na hoye ungal pai jave chah ch. . . . .then para chad jaan te thermametre bhr kdo te ghar dea nu vikha davo. . . . J chah ch nahi dubana ta simple pant's te ragro then para chad jaan te vikhao then chutti, , , :laugh: :pagel: :happy: :hehe:. . . . .nw eh topic banana k chutti layi kehada bahana vadiya aa. . . . . :hehe:
1620
« on: June 05, 2010, 11:18:44 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
oh 22 mainu apni personal chahidi aa.........koi public property ni chahidi.....oh ta pta ni kinnea di honi aa
:hehe: veere tusi chado single hi reh lava ge. . . . . .te gaana sun leya kara ge. . . . ."jattan de putt rehana chaunde kalam kalle ne" bt eh da matlab eh ni k main vivah karwana j eh gaana sun da :laugh: :hehe:
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