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« on: June 19, 2010, 04:11:27 AM »
Nobody knows its empty
This smile that i wear,
The real 1 is left in the past
Bcoz u have left me there.
Nobody knows i m crying
They wont even see my tears,
When they think that i m laughing
I still wishing u were here.
Nobody knows its painful
They think that i m strong,
They say that this wont kill me
But i wonder if they were wrong
Nobody knows i m praying
That u will change my mind,
They think that i had let u go
When u left me behind.
Nobody knows i miss u
They think i feel set free,
But i feel i m bound with chains
Trapped in the mystery.
Nobody knows i need u
They say i can do it on my own,
But they dont know i m crying
When i m all alone. . .
:cry: :cry: :cry:
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« on: June 18, 2010, 04:23:22 AM »
100 Rupiya da note Bahut Zyada lgta ae Jadon "GURUDWARE" Ch dita jaye,
Pr 100 da tail pawa k fukana Buhat chota lgta ae.
10 Mint da JAPJI SAHIB Padhna Buhat Aukha ae,
Pr 3 Ghante di Film Dekhna Boht Aasan.
1 Din Cricket de liye Log Pagal ho Rahe ae
Pr jadon GURUDWARE di lineThodi lambi ho jaye tan Log tang Aa jande ae.
Eda kyu hunda hun ? ? ? ki aapa hun guru walo bemukh ho rahe haan ? ? ? yaa koi hor karan aa ? ? ? Ki aapan nu koi galat sikhea milli vaadea toh jo aapa eda kar rahe haan ? ? ? . . . .
Dosto tuhanu ki lagda ess bare?
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« on: June 08, 2010, 05:17:06 AM »
Ssa dosto. . . Eh kuch gallaa main kisse site, kisse msg vich padhian(read) te mainu bht vadiya lagian so, tuhade naal sanjhian krn laga. . .
1) Kise Di Madad Karde Waqt Usde chehre di Taraf Na Vekho
Kyon ki Kitte Us Diyan Sharminda Aankha Tuhade DiL Vich Garur Da Beez Na Bo Dain.
2) Jeebh wich.......haddi nahi hundi,
Par......
Haddian
tudwa jaroor dindi hai.
3) Insan 2 Cheeza Toh Hmesha Haar Da Aa.
1: Waqt &
2: pyaar
2ve Zindgi Vich Bahut Khas Hunde Ne.
Par
Waqt Kisi Da Nhi Hunda.
&
Pyar Har Kisse Nal Nahi Hunda.........
4)Zindagi
Ek Cigarette Di
Tarah Aa...
Enjoy Karo..
Nahi ta
Jal Ta
Rahi Hi Aa..!
Khatm Ta Waise
V Ho Hi Jaani aa... . . .
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« on: June 08, 2010, 03:10:51 AM »
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But
Dog's Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason..
'Hi Hi, Chhokri Ne To MUCHHE rakhi hai.. :hehe:
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« on: June 08, 2010, 03:06:46 AM »
Ek dukhi girlfrnd ne apne boyfrnd k liye shayri likhi,................"Phoolon ka raja,"Bharon ka Shahjada," ............"Phoolon ka raja" Bharon ka shahzada" ............,.......Dil tod k chala gaya.." Kutta" Kamina" Haramzada" :pagel:
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« on: June 08, 2010, 03:04:38 AM »
Husband humara aisa ho,poket me jiske paisa ho,Lambi jiski hight ho,Gusse ka wo lite ho,Jub saas se meri fight ho,Kahe jaanu tum hi right hO.
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« on: June 08, 2010, 03:01:57 AM »
All iz well remix- Jab qustn papr ho out of cntrol...
.
Answer sheet ko karke fold...
.
Answer sheet ko karke fold...
.
Aeroplane banake bol
.
I... WILL... FAIL...
.
Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,
.
Marks milenge ya zero pe tie hoga,
.
Koi na jane apne marks ka kya hoga,
.
Toh girlfriend ghumao,
.
Paise udao,
.
Paise uda ke bol,
bhaiya
.
I WILL FAIL
48
« on: June 07, 2010, 04:45:00 AM »
EH PRAYER ROJ KARO GF BAN JAU GI- :laugh: :hehe:
He mere ALLAH
Mai ha KLLA.
Radhe-Radhe
KUDI Milade
Jai shri Ram
Sohna hove naam
Jai Hanuman di
Hove mere HAAN di
Hare Murari
Hove KUWARI
Jai ma kHALI
Hove paise wali
Waheguru ji ka KAHLSA
Ik kuri di LALSA
Waheguru ji ki FATEH
Gori Gori FASSE
Jai shri KRISHAN
Pura hove MISSON
49
« on: June 07, 2010, 04:41:58 AM »
1) Dianasour or
"Sharif Ladki" mein kya smanata hai?
?
??
???
????
?????Dono Ab Iss Duniya me Nahi Paye jate.
2)teacher-"pinki" sab ladko se baat karti hai"
batao is sentence mein pinki kya hai??
Santa-"chalu" aa sali...
50
« on: June 06, 2010, 09:29:41 PM »
Cute bt psycho
51
« on: June 06, 2010, 07:31:39 AM »
Is msg vich ditti gayi jaankari kafi mushkil naal haasil keeti gayi hai :-
(SHRI DARBAR SAHIB Amritsar te hamla karan wale hamlawar '153 din' to vad jinda nahi rahe:-
Massa Rangarh;
3-8-1740 to 2-1-1741 (153 days).
Yakria Khan;
13-11-1746 to 13-4-1747 (153 days).
Jahan khan;
18-1-1757 to 19-6-1757 (153 days).
Aabdali;5-2-1762 to 8-7-1762 (153 days).
Indra Gandhi;
1-6-1984 to 31-10-1984 (153 days).
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« on: June 05, 2010, 01:25:33 PM »
1) Santa- Main +2 me tha wo 9thme thi
Main +2 me tha wo M.A me thi
Main +2 me tha wo PhD kar rahi thi
Aaj uski shadi hai aur mera +2 ka paper hai
Moral-
tu badli so var asi ik var ne badle....
2)Computer tchr ask d kid:-wat r d 3 latest versions of java?
Kid says:- Marjava.. Mitjava.. Lutjava.. ishq mein dil kya jaan bhi naam tere kar java... java...
3)Dr :-: Pagal Se
" Tum pagal kaise hue??
Pagal -: Maine 1 vidhva se shadi ki,
Uski jwan beti se mere Baap ne shadi ki,
To meri vo beti meri Maa ban gai,
Unke ghar beti hui to vo meri bahan hui,,
Magar main uski nani ka shohar tha Isliye wo meri nawasi b hui,,
ISi tarah mera beta apni dadi ka Bhai Ban gya,,or main apne bete ka bhanja ,,Aur mera baap mera Damad ban gya aur mera beta apne Dada Ka sala ban gya,..
.Aur......Aur.....
Dr:- Abey chup kr Saale mujhe b pagal krega??
4)1 Ladke ne
1 Ladki se
Uska Name Pucha
Ladki ne kaha meri scooty k piche
likha hai.
Scooty k piche likha tha
7.3
4.3
9.3
2.1
(solve krna ta kar lavo nahi rehan davo, evhe dimag thoda kharaab krna chahida :hehe:)
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« on: June 05, 2010, 01:00:11 PM »
Ssa dosto. . . . .
Jive k tuhanu pta hi aa k jadho aapa bache hunde aa ta kisse nu school jana psnd nahi hunda . . . . .te aapa roj chutti krn layi raat nu nave nave bahane soach de haan. . . . , so, ess game vich tusi eh hi dsna k tusi chutti krn layi kehade kehade bahane varat de c? :hehe:
dhanwaad sukriaa thanx
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« on: June 04, 2010, 12:07:07 PM »
This is a miracle that happened recently at pune.
A boy named ashish and a girl named janavi luved sincerely.
Dey used 2 chat on mobile 4 hrs.
In order 2 reduce d expenses, both got same network sim.
D guy went abroad 4 a month due to his work.
D girl died in an accident.
D girls last wish was 2 bury her along wid her mobile.
After a month d guy cald d girlz mom n said "aunty i'll b comin 2mrw.
I want dis 2 b a suprise, so dont tel jaanu".
D lady dint knw wat 2 say.
D next day d guy came & asked abt jaanu.
Dey tol him abt her death but he said "dnt joke, i spoke wid her yesterday".
Nobody believed.
Suddenly the guys mobile rang and displayd 'jaanu calling'.
He activated da speaker.
It was clearly jaanu's voice.
Then they realise that girl was using VODAFONE sim.
"Wherever u go d network follows".
Thanks 4 wasting ur tym 4 reading dis.
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« on: June 04, 2010, 02:16:05 AM »
1)"Laziness is our biggest enemy"-Jawaharlal Nehru.
"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
DASSO HUN BAPU DI MANIYE YA CHACHE DI?
2)Jaha dosti=vaha pyar, jaha pyar=vaha mohabat, jaha mohabat=vaha ishq, jaha ishq=vaha judai,jaha judai=vaha dard, jaha dard=vaha moov laga lo...
3)Har khushi nu tere wal mod deya, Tere lyi chaan taare v tod deya, Khushiya de darwaje tere lyi khol deya, Ek waari russ ke vikha, Tere 32 de 32 dand tod deya....
4)Brandy n water=Injurs kidney.Rum n water=Injurs liver.Whisky n water=Injurs heart.Gin n water=Injurs brain.Saala is water me hi kuch lafda hai.
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« on: June 03, 2010, 02:09:04 PM »
Teri maa di
teri bhen di
tere pyo di
tere bhra di
tere pure khandan
di
jaan a tu kamleyea... Apna khayal rakhya kar....ok take care
sham ne ram nu khea
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« on: June 03, 2010, 09:41:43 AM »
1)Arz kia hai...
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Good Afternoon, Good Afternoon!
2)Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gya Peter,
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Prati Litre...
3)Bahar Ane Se Pehle fiza Aa Gayi,
Bahar Ane Se Pehle fiza Aa Gayi,
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gyi...
2010 special, dont cry:
4)AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
AAtma Chod Gyi Shareer Purana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana...
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« on: June 03, 2010, 05:24:11 AM »
If a Gal Gets 90% Mark Her Response : Kamina 2 Marks Aur De Deta To Uska Kya Jata...
If a Boy Gets 35% Marks He Says: Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar...
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« on: June 03, 2010, 05:21:20 AM »
Lux se naha dhokar kya karna h,
21 dec 2012 k din sabko marna h,
2 saal khushi se ji le dost,
Kyu k agle janam me fir
Johnson Baby se shuru karna h..!!
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« on: June 02, 2010, 08:21:14 AM »
SAT SHRI AKAL dosto. . . . , iss topic vich tusi simple das davo k tusi committed ho jaa hale tak single (meri tarah). . .
Eh jaruri aa ta ki mainu te mere dostan nu pta lagge k kehri kudi/munda single aa te kehade committed coz evhe committed kudi/munde nu purpoze kar dita ta gaalaa pakian. . . . , and j kisse di committed/single story intersting aa ta oh share v kar sakde. . . . And plz abuse language use naa kareo koi. . . .
Dhanwaad, thank u, sukriaan
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