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1701
« on: October 16, 2012, 11:09:11 AM »
Black
1702
« on: October 14, 2012, 09:58:55 PM »
gray and purple
1703
« on: October 14, 2012, 07:45:28 PM »
bibi apne gharwaleya nu phone kaar ke bhootni haweli bula lendi aa and saare sukh de tumkhe dekhan layi aa jande aa. sukh da munda bhi millions kama lenda va tickta vech vech ke.
sukh: "yaar menu sachi shilpa wala dance karvauna tussi? main sheila ki jawani karna va. main belly dancing bhi sikhi aa."
bibi: "acha menu ta kadi nahi karke dikhayi."
sukh: "main ethe vehla va tere agge dance karda phira. chaal cha le ke aa."
munda: "aho bapu tu sheila wala hi kaar li. chikni chameli bhi naal naal kardi. bas kuch interesting and mast jeha kaari."
kitchen vicho aawaj aundi aa: "aho ji meri maa bhi aayi aa ohnu bhi pata laage ki ohna da jwaii kina talented aa."
sukh: "putt apni nani kolo bhi shagun lena nah bhuli."
1704
« on: October 14, 2012, 12:48:53 AM »
menu ta third wala sabh toh sohna laga.
1705
« on: October 14, 2012, 12:47:25 AM »
jidan hi sukh nu laden di maut di khabar mil di aa oh apne munde nu ghar leaake ohnu puch da va: "nikameya tenu bada majja aunda va kudiya de kapre paa ke. tera dimaag set aa ja main kara!?"
jwaak: "bapu menu bada kinky lagda peya si."
sukh: "sharam kaar la tere naal kehdi kudi viah karau gi eh gaal sun ke?"
bibi: "baas karo masa masa ta munda ghar vapas aaya va."
sukh: "chup kaar ke beh ja acha tu ta. tere kaar ke vigard geya eh. chaal be hoon mera hissa kadh."
jwaak: "kehda hissa bapu?"
sukh: "jada baan na, chup kaar ke apne show de aade paise de de menu. ah bhootan di haveli ehda hi nahi chaldi."
1706
« on: October 13, 2012, 07:01:28 PM »
ehna kuch dekh ke sukh kehnda va:
“haye mera munda changa bhala si ehna ne hrithik bana ta. ehna nu hor koi nahi labheya eho jeha kaam karaun nu. item dance girl ta suneya si, ehna ne ta item dance boy bana ditha."
bibi: "le aavi na rohna roh, apna munda ehni tharaki kaar geya."
sukh: "aho tharaki kithi aa ohne par shilpa de kapre paun di ki lordh pe gayi si ohnu. ohde kapre mukh ge si!? utho menu hissa bhi nahi ditha laden ne. munda ta mera si."
1707
« on: October 13, 2012, 02:26:29 PM »
:laugh: ahahahahah. :D: dishkeyo dishkeyo
sukh: "maar jo dubh ke. ah talibaan ne bhi hamla kaar ta. munda bhi ajj hi mileya, kidnap bhi ho geya. ki villain nu adat payi aa senti moments te family nu agwa karan di. es bibi nu le jaande pata nahi kitho aagi muh chuk ke gharwali baan gi."
bibi: "marjaneya, munde nu bacha jaa ke!"
sukh: "tu bacha ta. munde nu bacha. ethe main tenu superman lagda va?! tehr police nu phone kar da."
*phone ringing tring tring tring tring*
kidnapper: "police ko phone kiya toh anjaam bahut burra ho ga."
sukh: "acha hor hoon ah changa time chalda. aageya vada hindi master. bollywood wale role nahi dinde ta kidnapper baan jande aa. tutt peneya phone rakh munda vapas kaar ke jaa mera."
1708
« on: October 13, 2012, 01:36:18 PM »
sukh: "haye main ik raaat vich hi buddah ho geya?! chaal koi na. apne jwaaka da naam ki si pala?"
1709
« on: October 13, 2012, 01:25:39 PM »
sukh: "le lo bibi nu eh bhi nahi yaad ki ohde neyane aa ya kissi hor de. kalyug aageya. chal tu bhi naal chaal."
gwandi: "oh bhi eh ta tere hi neyane aa. dekh kini shetaani shakal aa. eh hor kisse de nahi ho sakde."
rofl.
1710
« on: October 13, 2012, 01:17:31 PM »
:D: tut peneya. nice one.
ah lo mere do bache bhi ho ge. menu lagda raati kuch jaada hi pee li si main. amnesia ho gayi menu. ohdan main gwaandiya nu puch ke auna ke ohna de neyane ta nahi gwaach ge.
1711
« on: October 13, 2012, 01:10:11 PM »
LOL
sukh ohnu kehnda "beeba main ina jwaan aa and mere kol ta mercedes bhi haini. tu khede naal aagi es ghar vich?"
1712
« on: October 13, 2012, 01:08:47 PM »
rofl!! :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:
1713
« on: October 13, 2012, 01:06:25 PM »
biology textbook -_-
1714
« on: October 13, 2012, 01:05:35 PM »
phir ohnu chudail labh di aa jehdi ohnu awaja mardi si.
ohnu jaa ke puch da va "beeba tu hai kaun? ethe ki kardi aa?"
1715
« on: October 13, 2012, 01:02:05 PM »
sukh uth ke sochan lag peya, ke main kini k der sutha reha jehda mere grandchildren bhi ho ge. uth ke sheesha dekhan janda va and ohnu saara kuch normal lagda. phir oh ghar vich dekhan lag penda ki awaaj kitho aundi aa.
1716
« on: October 13, 2012, 12:58:19 PM »
lol reena hoon part two shuru karde aa.
Title: Chudail di Kudi Ne Kitha Sukh Nu Thaang.
ik din sukh apne ghar bade araam naal sutha peya si and ohnu ik awaaj suni.
1717
« on: October 13, 2012, 12:55:10 PM »
tere wargi huni aa sukh badmash puri. :hehe:
tenu bhi thaang karan aayi huni.
1718
« on: October 13, 2012, 12:53:24 PM »
lol sukh oh ohdi kudi huni aa.
jehdi chudail mari si oh ta bahut changi si. ohdi kudi badmashiya kardi huni aa.
1719
« on: October 13, 2012, 12:48:02 PM »
lol bobo. NO. :pagel:
story ends when kudi maar ke sachi chudail baan jandi aa and then ohda bhoot naal viah ho jana and dona de chote chote bhootne and bhootniya hunde aa.
Happy family :D:
1720
« on: October 13, 2012, 12:44:25 PM »
LOL sukh.
bhoot ohde piche ta peha hunda kyun ki ohnu lagda hunda ki oh chudail aa. ohnu propose karan de chakar vich doni jungle vich gwaach jande aa.
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