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Messages - Saini-Bhairon Majria
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« on: November 21, 2012, 02:16:35 PM »
Ladies, if a man says he's going to fix it, he will. No need to remind him every few months.  :
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« on: November 21, 2012, 02:11:43 PM »
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump...
And then, the fight started. :thaa:
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« on: November 21, 2012, 02:03:52 PM »
baai amliyan dee te sutti bakkri nai maan, ah te fer v kutta c...  :
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« on: November 21, 2012, 01:38:32 PM »
thanks gujjar bai, menu v hunn dhyan aya.. appreciate your initiative :happy:
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« on: November 21, 2012, 10:43:33 AM »
Ik amli ik car de kolon di guzreya, car de thalley ik kutta sutta c....
Amli ney kuttay nu latt ton farh kar bahar kadeya ....
Te keha, " bahar nikal saleya, eda tu mechanic"
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« on: November 21, 2012, 10:26:47 AM »
Zindagi mein boyfrnd/girlfrnd bnana bhi bahut zaruri h
Puchhiye kyu??
kyunki zindagi mein KHUSHIYA hi sab kuch nahi hoti..
"KALESH" bhi zaruri hai. :D:
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« on: November 20, 2012, 12:22:25 PM »
Santa: Preeto, y do u luv a rose dat dies in a day, but don't luv me who dies 4 u everyday? :love: :love:
Preeto: Haaye ve Santeya! Haye main marjavan! Kanjra, enni angreji?
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« on: November 08, 2012, 03:33:13 PM »
A lady visited a bar for the first time,
she sat on the table in front of d bartender;
A gujrati guy at her left ordered, "Jack Daniels, Single"
A guy at her right ordered, "Johnny Walker, Single "
D bartender looked at d lady, said ,"Nd u?"
Lady replied," Pushpa Patel, Married" :D:
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« on: November 02, 2012, 10:18:31 AM »
Pakhand.... :blah:
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« on: October 31, 2012, 08:44:22 PM »
Still wannabe popular??? :
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« on: October 23, 2012, 10:35:31 AM »
Is this suppose to be a joke? : : :
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« on: October 23, 2012, 09:33:38 AM »
Ik amli ghatt c, jehra pathan naal rala leya : ::
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« on: October 23, 2012, 09:31:20 AM »
Wife: "Tum meri taraf mooh kar ke soya karo ji. :love:
Mujhe raat ko dar lagta hai."
Husband: "Waah ri smart aurat,
aur mein chaahe dar-dar ke mar jaau! :dnk:
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« on: October 14, 2012, 02:33:41 AM »
If it's not a joke then we r waaaaayyyy too sensitive. Lighten up ppl. :balle:
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« on: October 14, 2012, 02:31:20 AM »
Cute. But wrong section. :cooll:
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« on: October 12, 2012, 01:52:50 PM »
Master: a dasso bijli kitho aundi hai :waitin:
Billu:MAMAJI de ghar ton.
Master: kiven?
Billu: jadon v bijli jandi hai, mera baapu kenda hai "salya ne fer kat ditti" :D: :D: :D:
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« on: October 12, 2012, 01:42:18 PM »
Wife: Tusi menu kinna chaunde ho?
Husband: Shahjahan jinna.
Wife: fer tusi mere maran piccho Taj Mahal banvaoge?
Husband: aho mein plot dekh ke rakheya aa, bus tere maran di udeek hai :D: :D: :D:
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« on: October 12, 2012, 01:37:15 PM »
Haryana Conductor: Re Tau, biddi bujha! Tau: Kyun? Conductor : Upar ne dekh, board pe likha se 'dhumarpaan mana hai'. Tau : Tere upar bhi board se jispe likha se 'Copper T lagwao', taine lagwali ke? :
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« on: October 10, 2012, 07:45:30 PM »
ਕੁੜੀ ;- ਅਸੀਂ ਕਲ ਐਤਵਾਰ
ਨੂ ਘੁਮੀ ਘੁਮੀ ਕਰਨ
ਜਾਣਾ....ਤੇ ਤੁਸੀਂ ???
ਮੁੰਡਾ ;- ਆਪਾ ਤਾ ਲੀਟਰ
ਦਾਰੂ ਪੀ ਕੇ ਘਰੇ ਬੇਡ ਤੇ
ਹੀ ਘੁਮੀ ਜਾਣਾ...
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: October 14, 2011, 05:47:41 PM »
ਸ਼ੀਸ਼ਾ ਟੁੱਟੇ ਤੇ ਤਢ਼ ਤਢ਼ ਹੋਵੇ, ਤੇ ਪਥਰ ਟੁੱਟੇ ਤੇ ਅੱਗ ਲਾਵੇ|
ਤਾਰਾ ਟੁੱਟੇ ਅਸਮਾਨ ਦੀ ਹਿੱਕ ਚੋ, ਇਕ ਜ਼ਖਮ ਜੇਹਾ ਕਰ ਜਾਵੇ|
ਪਰ ਏ ਚੰਦਰਾ ਦਿਲ ਜੱਦ ਵੀ ਟੁੱਟੇਆ ਏਹਦੀ ਟੁੱਟੇਆ ਆਵਾਜ਼ ਨਾ ਆਵੇ.
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