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Knowledge / Power of Mathematics
« on: January 23, 2013, 11:37:12 PM »


One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it
didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions
but it didn’t
open
Physician came, applied all forces
but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open.  :cooll:

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: January 23, 2013, 10:51:44 PM »
 8->

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Gup Shup / Re: Kon Valentine Day ka sabze jayda wait krta hai..?
« on: January 23, 2013, 09:47:45 PM »
punjab police wale, parkan vich janta da besabri nal intezaar kar rahe ne  :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Total silence
« on: January 23, 2013, 09:41:41 PM »
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was reshma ki jawani.
DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I never watched such films...Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!! Total silence. :D:

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congrats  :blowout:

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Jokes Majaak / ਅੱਜ ਉਦੋ ਤਕ ਦਾਰੂ ਪੀਣੀ ਆ
« on: January 22, 2013, 08:17:39 PM »
ਸ਼ਰਾਬੀ :-ਅੱਜ ਉਦੋ ਤਕ ਦਾਰੂ ਪੀਣੀ ਆ
ਜਦੋ ਤਕ ਔਹ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਵਾਲੇ ਤਿੰਨ ਦਰੱਖਤ ਛੇ
ਨੀ ਦਿਸਣ ਲੱਗਦੇ
ਵੇਟਰ:- ਸਾਲਿਓ ਬਸ ਕਰੋ .....
ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਹੀ ਇੱਕ ਦਰੱਖਤ
ਹੈ..... :D:

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Shayari / Re: ਪੈਸੇ ਦੀ ਪੰਡ
« on: January 22, 2013, 08:09:51 PM »
atttt  :okk:

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: January 22, 2013, 07:55:59 PM »
 8->

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Request / Re: Request Video Of The Day
« on: January 21, 2013, 10:30:20 PM »

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: January 21, 2013, 10:29:25 PM »

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Khede nal cheating kari jana jaljaneya  :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: Maybe a goodbye??
« on: January 21, 2013, 12:15:48 AM »
get well soon  :smile:....rabb mehr kare thode te and thode family te :rabb:

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: 5 Types of Sikhi
« on: January 21, 2013, 12:05:41 AM »
So every sikh individual are categorised into one of those types? Crikey. Btw, the 1st type of sikh doesn't make much sense
not every sikh...this is analysis of just one Sikh religious scholars....i listened to another sikh scholar professor Sarbjit Singh dhunda, he said there's eight types out there, so it varies....and I have seen first type happened to my czn....he got baptized by amrit after looking at other frnds at smaller age.... he got rid of his hairs later when he got older....so it didn't lasted long....which absolutely falls under first category  :okk:

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: boliyan...
« on: January 19, 2013, 08:32:13 PM »
Bhangre ch farle vi udd de, kurte vi launde ne uddariyan
dhol de dagge te munde nachde, roula paun alarrh kuwariyan :balle: :balle:

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Jokes Majaak / ਅਜ ਕਲ ਦੀ ਜਨਤਾ ਦਾ ਹਾਲ
« on: January 19, 2013, 07:58:43 PM »
ਅਜ ਕਲ ਦੀ ਜਨਤਾ ਦਾ ਹਾਲ ਦੇਖ ਕੇਇਹ ਗੱਲ
ਤੁਹਾਨੂ ਦੱਸਨ ਲਗਾ _
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ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਨਸ਼ਾ ਛੁਡਾਉ ਕੈਂਪ ਲਗਦੇ ਸੀ .... ਤੇ ਹੁਣ
NET ਛੁਡਾਉ ਕੈਂਪ ਲੱਗਣਗੇ  :D:

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Waheguru ji ka khalsa, waheguru ji ki fateh  :rabb:

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Gup Shup / Re: Girls Boys ko khraab krti hain ya Boys Girls ko..??
« on: January 18, 2013, 10:17:28 PM »
Je kuri bholi hove ta ageyo munda khrab takkar jave ta oh kuri nu biggar sakda
je munda bhola hove ageyo kuri chalu takkar jave ta oh munde nu biggar sakdi   :okk:

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Birthdays / Re: happy birthday jatt_maujan_karda
« on: January 17, 2013, 08:59:17 PM »
happy janamdin bai  :blowout:

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Funny Videos / Re: 2013 Number One punjabi singer :p
« on: January 17, 2013, 08:29:06 PM »
ah munde nu mein personally sanmanit karna chaunda  :won:  :D:

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hahahaha....hard disc full hogi  :D:

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