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« on: November 09, 2012, 12:33:33 PM »
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” :D:
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« on: November 08, 2012, 03:16:28 PM »
One girl went to a electronic shop with anger and
threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from
whom he bought.
She told the salesman that you
have cheated
me.
I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..
Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront of me.
This is what She did,
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she
wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected into the
other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE
option.
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.
Salesman DIED :D:
83
« on: November 08, 2012, 03:03:41 PM »
ਇਕ ਪੜਿਆ-ਲਿਖਿਆ ਮੁੰਡਾ, ਪੇਂਡੂ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਨਾਲ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਰੇਸਟੋਰੇੰਟ ਵਿਚ ਚਲਿਆ ਜਾਂਦਾ.
ਵੇਟਰ ਆ ਕੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,'' ਮੈਡਮ, ਕੀ ਖਾਓਗੇ..??''
ਕੁੜੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ,'' ਸਬਜੀਆਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਰੋਟੀ ਲੈ ਆਓ..''
ਵੇਟਰ (ਹੈਰਾਨ ਹੋ ਕੇ) ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,'' ਓਹ ਕੀ ਹੁੰਦਾ..??''.
ਮੁੰਡਾ ਕੱਚਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,.
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'' ਓ ਭਰਾਵਾ ....ਪੀਜਾ ਮੰਗਦੀ ਆ. .'' :D:
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« on: November 08, 2012, 03:00:35 PM »
HuLLe HuLLaare HuLLe HuLLe : O B A M A De Bhaag Ne KhuLLe Romney Saahb Gey Ne RuLLe...Khushi Loka toh Bhar Bhar DuLLe ;) Ajj Din Khushi Da Mitro ;Ajj Ethe Bhangra Pehna:D LoL : ahahaha Lutniya c vota asi Lutt chle aw ;) Jitt Ke Asi Dhoora Putt Chle aw : Rangla AMERICA sAda Rangla AMERICA.... :D: 
85
« on: November 03, 2012, 04:31:00 PM »
ਅਕਸਰ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਸੁਣਿਆ ਸੀ ਕਿ...
"ਜਿਉਂਦੇ ਰਹੇ ਤਾਂ ਫਿਰ ਮਿਲਾਂਗੇ".
.ਪਰ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਮਿਲ ਕਿ ਇੰਝ ਮਹਿਸੂਸ ਹੋਇਆ ਕਿ...
."ਤੁਸੀਂ ਮਿਲਦੇ ਰਹੋ ਅਸੀਂ ਜਿਉਂਦੇ ਰਹਾਂਗੇ".
86
« on: November 02, 2012, 03:10:02 PM »
Patt Ta PuNjab Nu
enna Mobile Phona Ne…
Rahinda Khunda Ehna Ganeya Di TunaNe ….
Dine College Ch Hove Mulakaat Mittro
Hon Phone Ute Gallan Sari Raat Mittro…
Daso Karni Padhayi Fer Kinj Ohna Ne…
Patt Ta PuNjab Nu enna Mobile Phona ne..
87
« on: November 01, 2012, 10:36:07 PM »
Waffadar ne oh sajjan, jehre karde ne jo khende ne
waffadar ne oh sajjan, jehre aukhe samme kol bhende ne
waffadar ne oh sajjan, jehre sach atte jhooth di parkh kar lende ne
waffadar ne oh sajjan, jehre kaum laye hass hass dukh sehnde ne
88
« on: November 01, 2012, 08:31:50 PM »
Girl: I'm in a big trouble!
Boy: Why is that?
Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!
Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Girl: I don't have one.
Boy: Well then, buy one.
Girl: Can't afford one.
Boy: I can give you mine if you want.
Girl: That sounds good.
Boy: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Girl: I don't have any cheese.
Boy: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Girl: I don't have oil.
Boy: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Girl: I don't have bread.
Boy: Then what the hell is the mouse doing at your house?!
89
« on: October 31, 2012, 03:31:14 PM »
pyaar hamesa iddan hunda jad kise nu kise naal pyaar hunda te usnu sirf usdi achai najar andi hundi____
bt jad waqt gujarda te usde naal naal usdi burai vii najar an lag jandi hai_____
te oddo anda hai pyaar vich ek nawa mod ___
kuj log alag ho jande te, kuj apas vich larde te jis pyaar karan oo mille hunde ohi pyaar ghat janda___
mera man na hai ke agar tusi kise nu pyaar krde oo te usdi achai te usdi burai dona naal pyaar krna chaida kyunke tusii chaho te usdi buraiya nu badal skde oo ___
pr us buraiya karan us insaan naal vakh na hovo kyunke is duniya vich har insaan vich achai de naal naal burai vii hundi hai.
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« on: October 29, 2012, 12:31:30 PM »
Maa - Putt Roti khalyi tym
te . . . .
Putt- Mummy bar bar phone na
krya karo ....main Bht BUSY han.....
After 1 hr ....
Maa fir phone krdi
putt nu...
Maa- Mere putt ne Roti khalyi
das kidda da lgya saag tere
vaste desi ghee ch bnaya c......
Putt- Tenu samjhh nai aunda
phone na kar m busyy han....hun
phone kita tan vekhli...
Maa- (udas ho ke) chnga mere
putt kam krle jeonda reh tu... ---
uhni der ch
putt di G.F da
phone aunda h--
G.F- JAAN tuc Roti tan khalyi h
naa ...tym te daso... Ohi putt Apni
G.F nu-
JAAN...tu
mere knhe fikar kardi han ....
Love u ♥ darling!!!
Moral of the story- 4 din di
mashooq phone kare tan tuhade
ko Tym hi Tym!!! Maa vaste koi
tym nai putt ko... RESPECT AND
LOVE UR
MOM....
91
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:29:20 PM »
This girl made music outta sounds from the surrounding noises and vocals. wat an innovation!!. end product was amazing!!
92
« on: October 25, 2012, 01:20:24 AM »
Mainu tuhadia 10 gallan da pta
hai...
1. Tusi es waqt eh status read kr
rahe ho.
2. Tusi apne lips nu jode bina 'M'
nai bol sakde ......
3. Hun tusi esnu kr k vekhoge.
4. Hun tusi muskura rahe ho..
6. Tusi ya ta boy ho ya fir girl.
7. Tuhanu eh pta e nai lga k tusi 5.
No. Read ni kr sake.
8. Hun tusi piche 4 atey 6 no.
Vekhoge
9. Tuhanu eh sb pasand aa reha
hai.
10. Agr tusi eh sb enjoy kita h, ta
hun tusi comment jaroor kareyo...
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