AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or
practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents,
working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote
basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
.5. U.S is a place where you can meet all mythical
creatures like werewolves and vampires.
INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identicaltwins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire
you cut you always choose the right one.
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up;
but will show pain when a girlcleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is
suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone
you meet will know the steps.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=399485056803922&set=vb.100002272922823&type=2&theater  :D:

One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it
didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions
but it didn’t
open
Physician came, applied all forces
but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open.  :cooll:

ਸ਼ਰਾਬੀ :-ਅੱਜ ਉਦੋ ਤਕ ਦਾਰੂ ਪੀਣੀ ਆ
ਜਦੋ ਤਕ ਔਹ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਵਾਲੇ ਤਿੰਨ ਦਰੱਖਤ ਛੇ
ਨੀ ਦਿਸਣ ਲੱਗਦੇ
ਵੇਟਰ:- ਸਾਲਿਓ ਬਸ ਕਰੋ .....
ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਹੀ ਇੱਕ ਦਰੱਖਤ
ਹੈ..... :D:

1. "Dekha thi Sikhi - The type of Sikhi you take on because you see someone else do it. "Dekh" = To see. This one does not last very long. Guruji does not accept this ("parvaan") type of Sikhi.

2. "To Get Something From Guruji" Sikhi - Gianiji called this "Hirs thi Sikhi". This is where one tries to please the Guru to get something done from Him. All other methods have failed, why not go to Gurdwara and do some Seva, maybe I get what I want. Guruji does not accept this ("parvaan") type of Sikhi either.

3. "Kauf thi Sikhi" - "Kauf" fear. The fearful Sikhi. Somebody told you that you must take amrit, otherwise something will happen. Very rampant in India a while ago. People where so scared, that they would ask where an Amrit Sanchaar was being held.



4. "Sidak thi Sikhi" - This is the type of Sikhi undertaken by a Sikh that is without any pressure, fear, or greed. It is simple done to set one's life in accord in this world and the next. Guruji accepts this Sikhi. Gianiji mentions all the martyrs in the Sikh faith who never gave up on it no matter what punishment they had to endure.

5. "Prem thi Sikhi" - "Prem" = Love. This was given to Bhai Nand Lal Ji. This type of Sikhi, Guruji accepts as well.

Reference: Sant Giani Avtar Singh Ji - Gur Sikhi Ki Hai
Source : http://www.sikhphilosophy.net/gurmat-vichaar/25718-5-types-of-sikhi.html

ਮੋਮ : ਸਕੂਲ ਜਾ
KID : ਮੈਂ ਨੀ ਸਕੂਲ ਜਾਣਾ
ਮੋਮ : ਕਿਉ ਨੀ ਜਾਣਾ
Kid : ਜੋਬ ਕਰ ਲਵਾਗਾ ...

ਮੋਮ : ਨਲਾਇਕ U .K .G ਪੜ ਕੇ ਕੀ ਜੋਬ ਕਰੇਗਾ ???

Kid : L.K.G ਦੀਆ ਕੁੜੀਆ ਨੂੰ ਟਿਊਸ਼ਨ ਪੜਾਊਗਾ  :D:

ਜੁੱਤੀ ਆਪਣੀ-ਆਪਣੀ ਲਾਹ ਲਉ ਜੀ
ਡਾਗਾ ਨੂੰ ਤੇਲ ਵੀ ਲਾ ਲਉ ਜੀ
ਜੈਜੀ ਹਨੀ ਨੂੰ ਲੰਮੇ ਪਾ ਲਉ ਜੀ

ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਅਸੀ ਹੋਣਾ ਚਹੁੰਦੇ ਹੌਟ
ਦੋ ਚਾਰ ਪਹਿਲਵਾਨ ਬੁਲਾ ਲਉ ਜੀ
ਮਿਰਚਾ ਦੀ ਧੂੰਈ ਸੁੰਘਾ ਦਿਉ ਜੀ
ਬੀਬੀਆ ਤੋ ਘੋਟਣਾ ਫਿਰਾ ਦਿਉ ਜੀ

ਜੈਜੀ ਹਨੀ ਹੋਣਾ ਚਹੁੰਦੇ ਹੌਟ
ਜੀਭਾ `ਤੇ ਲਗਾਮ ਲਵਾ ਦਿਉ ਜੀ
ਛਿੱਤਰ ਅੱਧੋ ਅੱਧੀ ਲਗਾ ਦਿਉ ਜੀ
ਸੜਕ `ਤੇ ਲੀਕਾ ਘੜਾ ਦਿਉ ਜੀ
ਕੰਨ੍ਹਾ ਨੂੰ ਹੱਥਾ ਲਵਾ ਦਿਉ ਜੀ :D:

ਮੁੜ ਮੁੜ ਯਾਦ ਸਤਾਵੇ ਪਿੰਡ ਦੀਆ ਗਲੀਆ ਦੀ ...
ਕਿਤੇ ਰੇਤਾ ਪਿਆ ,ਕਿਤੇ ਬਜਰੀ ਤੇ ਕਿਤੇ ਇੱਟਾ ....
ਬੰਦਾ ਲੰਘੂ ਕਿਧਰ ਦੀ  :D:

1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is
manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time for prayer and reflection
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2012.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for at least 7 hours.
Personality:
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day —- and while you walk, smile.
11. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their
journey is all about.
12. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead
invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don’t over do; keep your limits.
14. Don’t take yourself so seriously; no one else does.
15. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her
mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are
simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra
class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Community:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70&under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your family and
friends will. Stay in touch.
Life:
32. Do the right things.
33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. Forgiveness heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, don’t take it for granted –
embrace life.
39. Your inner most is always happy. So, be happy and ENJOY LIFE!
Last but not least:
40. Grow your relationship with God !!

In 2012, We made many friends.

Some became Dearest,

Some became Special,

Some We Fell in Love with,

Some went Abroad, or to the village

Some changed their cities,

Some Left us,

We Left some,

Some are in contact,

Some are not in contact,

Some don't contact because of their ego,

We don't contact some because of our ego,

Some left us alone in dis world:
Wherever they are,

However they are,

We still remember, Love, Miss & Care about them because of the part they played. They made MEMORIES in our Lives and therefore are part of it!

So if u get dis, then know i haven't forgotten u & I want to say, Thank u 4bn part of my 2012.
A happy new year in Advance!!!

 "Let's toast To friendship & to 2013"... Cheers...