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Pics / Be Nice To Others, Because . . . Time Will Make A Difference!!!
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Jokes Majaak / How guys select the girl they want to marry.....
« on: May 27, 2010, 06:36:46 PM »> A man is dating three women and wants to decide with whom he should marry.
> He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do with the money.
> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this
to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man gets impressed.
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
> She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him
so much.
Again, the man got impressed.
> The third invests the money in the stock market
> She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.
Guess which lady he chose to marry?
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Jokes Majaak / Dilbert's Theorem on Salary
« on: May 25, 2010, 10:46:21 PM »
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation that is based on the following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money
As every engineer knows: Work / Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money,
we have: Work / Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the amount of Work done.
CONCLUSION: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money
As every engineer knows: Work / Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money,
we have: Work / Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the amount of Work done.
CONCLUSION: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
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Jokes Majaak / Brain Transplant
« on: May 18, 2010, 11:40:25 PM »A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the doctor.
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood.
But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"
"Standard pricing practice," said the doctor.
"Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used." :happy:
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Shayari / Heavens Grocery Store
« on: May 18, 2010, 03:13:59 PM »
As I was walking down life's highway
I came upon a sign that read
Heavens Grocery Store.
When I got a little closer
the doors swung open wide
And when I came to myself
I was standing inside.
I saw a host of angels.
They were standing everywhere
One handed me a basket
and said "My child shop with care."
Everything a human needed
was in that grocery store
And what you could not carry
you could come back for more
First I got some Patience.
Love was in that same row.
Further down was Understanding,
you need that everywhere you go.
Then I got some Strength
and Courage to help me run this race .
And then a box of wisdom
and a bag of Faith too
My basket was getting full
but I remembered I needed Grace.
Then I started to the counter
to pay my grocery bill,
For I thought I had everything
to do the Masters will.
As I went up the
aisle I saw Prayer and put that in,
Song and Praise were hanging near
so I just helped myself.
Then I said to the angel
"Now how much do I owe?"
He smiled and said
"Just take them everywhere you go."
Again I asked “Really now,
How much do I owe?"
"My child" he said, "God paid your bill
a long long time ago."
I came upon a sign that read
Heavens Grocery Store.
When I got a little closer
the doors swung open wide
And when I came to myself
I was standing inside.
I saw a host of angels.
They were standing everywhere
One handed me a basket
and said "My child shop with care."
Everything a human needed
was in that grocery store
And what you could not carry
you could come back for more
First I got some Patience.
Love was in that same row.
Further down was Understanding,
you need that everywhere you go.
Then I got some Strength
and Courage to help me run this race .
And then a box of wisdom
and a bag of Faith too
My basket was getting full
but I remembered I needed Grace.
Then I started to the counter
to pay my grocery bill,
For I thought I had everything
to do the Masters will.
As I went up the
aisle I saw Prayer and put that in,
Song and Praise were hanging near
so I just helped myself.
Then I said to the angel
"Now how much do I owe?"
He smiled and said
"Just take them everywhere you go."
Again I asked “Really now,
How much do I owe?"
"My child" he said, "God paid your bill
a long long time ago."
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News Khabran / Unexplained Mystery : Russian politician claims he met Aliens !!
« on: May 14, 2010, 03:12:53 PM »
A Russian politician has made the startling claim that he was taken on a spaceship where he met aliens who wore yellow spacesuits.
The bizarre claim was made on a primetime television show, in addition he said he spent several hours on board the "half-transparent half tube spaceship" and that the aliens were here on Earth to take samples.
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov
According to Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, a leader of the southern region of Russia,The extraterrestrials visited his downtown Moscow apartment on Sept. 18, 1997 when they gave him a tour of their spaceship
Apparently there were three other witnesses to the situation: his assistant, his driver and his minister, “I believe I talked to them and saw them. I perhaps wouldn't believe it if it wasn't for 3 witnesses — my driver, my minister, and my assistant.”
The Hindustan Times reports that Ilyumzhinov was about to fall asleep but someone called his name from his balcony. He went out and saw a “half-transparent half tube” spaceship. He decided go in and met human-like creatures.
After this claim… Russian parliamentarian Andre Lebedev called for an inquiry into the claims made by Ilyumzhinov and also wrote a letter to Russian President Dmitri Medvedev where he made a list of concerns.. Lebedev believes it should have been reported to Kremlin because it was a historic event.
There have been numerous political officials from across the globe who claim to have seen aliens, such as 2008 Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich, former United States President Jimmy Carter and, most recently, Japan’s First Lady, Miyuki Hatoyama, said she was abducted by aliens.
The bizarre claim was made on a primetime television show, in addition he said he spent several hours on board the "half-transparent half tube spaceship" and that the aliens were here on Earth to take samples.
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov
According to Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, a leader of the southern region of Russia,The extraterrestrials visited his downtown Moscow apartment on Sept. 18, 1997 when they gave him a tour of their spaceship
Apparently there were three other witnesses to the situation: his assistant, his driver and his minister, “I believe I talked to them and saw them. I perhaps wouldn't believe it if it wasn't for 3 witnesses — my driver, my minister, and my assistant.”
The Hindustan Times reports that Ilyumzhinov was about to fall asleep but someone called his name from his balcony. He went out and saw a “half-transparent half tube” spaceship. He decided go in and met human-like creatures.
After this claim… Russian parliamentarian Andre Lebedev called for an inquiry into the claims made by Ilyumzhinov and also wrote a letter to Russian President Dmitri Medvedev where he made a list of concerns.. Lebedev believes it should have been reported to Kremlin because it was a historic event.
There have been numerous political officials from across the globe who claim to have seen aliens, such as 2008 Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich, former United States President Jimmy Carter and, most recently, Japan’s First Lady, Miyuki Hatoyama, said she was abducted by aliens.
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Knowledge / The Power of Music
« on: May 13, 2010, 08:30:09 PM »
Music can move the soul. It can be a very strong influence. Some music can calm us down, some music can make us wild! How does music affect us?
Music is used in a variety of ways. It is used in the medical field as a source of research and as a sort of therapy as well. Music has been used as therapy for seizures, to lower blood pressure, treat ADD children, treat mental illness, treat depression, aid in healing, treat stress and insomnia an premature infants.
Problems like excessive worry, anxiety, or depression create a 'chaotic' situation in the brain, hampers its working power, reasoning ability, and execution of conventional tasks becomes difficult. It happens because of reduced levels of serotonin. Music effects a steep rise in the levels of serotonin, which has positive influences on brain cells controlling mood, memory power and learning, temperature regulatory mechanism of the body, sleep and memory functions
Musicologist Julius Portnoy found that music can change metabolic rates, increase or decrease blood pressure, effect energy levels, and digestion, positively or negatively, depending on the type of music. Calming music, such as classical music was found to have a very calming effect on the body, and cause the increase of endorphins, thirty minutes of such music was equal to the effect of a dose of valium( A mood stabilizer drug). Both hemispheres of the brain are involved in processing music. The music in these studies is not the "lyrics", but the music itself, the melody, the tones, the tunes, the rhythm, the chords.
Conversely music has also been documented to cause sickness. The right, or wrong music, rather, can be like a poison to the body. Studies have been done on plants where loud hard rock music, for instance, killed plants and soft classical music, make the plants grow faster.
Music is very powerful, like a drug and can even be an addiction.
In the book, The Secret Power of Music, by David Tame, it says, "music is more than a language, it is the language of languages. It can be said that of all the arts, there is none other that more powerfully moves and changes the consciousness.
It can be said that music is a very powerful and awesome tool, that can have positive effects, virtually life saving mentally and physically when used in the right context, but has equally destructive and detrimental potential if used negatively.
If knowledge is food for thought, music is the digestive system that makes sure that it is assimilated in a proper way.
If u still doubt the power of music then, simply venture out to the nearest coffee place playing soft music or visit a loud disco club. The effect would be pretty clear!
Music is used in a variety of ways. It is used in the medical field as a source of research and as a sort of therapy as well. Music has been used as therapy for seizures, to lower blood pressure, treat ADD children, treat mental illness, treat depression, aid in healing, treat stress and insomnia an premature infants.
Problems like excessive worry, anxiety, or depression create a 'chaotic' situation in the brain, hampers its working power, reasoning ability, and execution of conventional tasks becomes difficult. It happens because of reduced levels of serotonin. Music effects a steep rise in the levels of serotonin, which has positive influences on brain cells controlling mood, memory power and learning, temperature regulatory mechanism of the body, sleep and memory functions
Musicologist Julius Portnoy found that music can change metabolic rates, increase or decrease blood pressure, effect energy levels, and digestion, positively or negatively, depending on the type of music. Calming music, such as classical music was found to have a very calming effect on the body, and cause the increase of endorphins, thirty minutes of such music was equal to the effect of a dose of valium( A mood stabilizer drug). Both hemispheres of the brain are involved in processing music. The music in these studies is not the "lyrics", but the music itself, the melody, the tones, the tunes, the rhythm, the chords.
Conversely music has also been documented to cause sickness. The right, or wrong music, rather, can be like a poison to the body. Studies have been done on plants where loud hard rock music, for instance, killed plants and soft classical music, make the plants grow faster.
Music is very powerful, like a drug and can even be an addiction.
In the book, The Secret Power of Music, by David Tame, it says, "music is more than a language, it is the language of languages. It can be said that of all the arts, there is none other that more powerfully moves and changes the consciousness.
It can be said that music is a very powerful and awesome tool, that can have positive effects, virtually life saving mentally and physically when used in the right context, but has equally destructive and detrimental potential if used negatively.
If knowledge is food for thought, music is the digestive system that makes sure that it is assimilated in a proper way.
If u still doubt the power of music then, simply venture out to the nearest coffee place playing soft music or visit a loud disco club. The effect would be pretty clear!
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Shayari / Women In your Life !!!
« on: May 08, 2010, 06:18:55 PM »
Hey all U guys... There is a question for you...
Here it is...
Ques: Do you Respect Women..?
Ans: Thinking……..?
Then this is a must read for you..
Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.....
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life,
just like you or your Sister haven’t,
as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements .
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that,
her home, people who love her, to adopt your home,
your family, your ways and even your family name
One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1,
while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances,
environment and that kitchen
One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning
and cook food at the end of the day,
even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain,
to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife
and may not expect much from you in return
as she knows that you won’t like it if she is too demanding
One, who has her own set of friends,
and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too,
those, who she knows from school days and
yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners
to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition
and your inherent insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won’t, simply
Because you won’t like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.
Please appreciate “HER” and respect her
I hope you will do….
And the very Important Example………….
There is one person in your life already ..whom u know very well
Who has gone through this experience
And u have watched at every step…
Yes .. She iz ur mother…
Then Come On.. take a step…. And make her feel special.. on this Mother’s Day….
original article by.... Gareshma
Here it is...
Ques: Do you Respect Women..?
Ans: Thinking……..?
Then this is a must read for you..
Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.....
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life,
just like you or your Sister haven’t,
as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements .
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that,
her home, people who love her, to adopt your home,
your family, your ways and even your family name
One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1,
while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances,
environment and that kitchen
One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning
and cook food at the end of the day,
even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain,
to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife
and may not expect much from you in return
as she knows that you won’t like it if she is too demanding
One, who has her own set of friends,
and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too,
those, who she knows from school days and
yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners
to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition
and your inherent insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won’t, simply
Because you won’t like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.
Please appreciate “HER” and respect her
I hope you will do….
And the very Important Example………….
There is one person in your life already ..whom u know very well
Who has gone through this experience
And u have watched at every step…
Yes .. She iz ur mother…
Then Come On.. take a step…. And make her feel special.. on this Mother’s Day….
original article by.... Gareshma
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Pics / Optical illusions -try something vry interesting !!
« on: May 01, 2010, 03:36:16 PM »
See the mind blowing Images below and see how your eyes play with u .
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Try to arrange dice like this..!
2.
3.
Are the purple lines straight or bent.??
4.
Do you see gray areas in between the squares?
Now where did they come from?
5.
You should see a man's face and also a word...
Hint: Try tilting your head to the right, the world begins with 'L'
6.
Let me tell u ,this is a static picture not animated. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple of seconds and everything will stop moving..... Weird
7.
another interesting image..
8.
Follow the following instructions:
1. Relax and concentrate on th four small dots in the middle of the picture in about 30 – 40 secs.
2. Then take a look at any smooth single coloured surface (probably a wall) near you.
3. You will see a circle of light developing. Start blinking your eyes a couple of times and you will see an image emerging!!!
WHAT DO YOU SEE??? MOREOVER, WHO DO YOU SEE???
9.
Who do you like more - women or saxophone players?
10.
Isn't this building intersting..?
Its a fun enjoyy.... :superhappy:
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1.
Try to arrange dice like this..!
2.
3.
Are the purple lines straight or bent.??
4.
Do you see gray areas in between the squares?
Now where did they come from?
5.
You should see a man's face and also a word...
Hint: Try tilting your head to the right, the world begins with 'L'
6.
Let me tell u ,this is a static picture not animated. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple of seconds and everything will stop moving..... Weird
7.
another interesting image..
8.
Follow the following instructions:
1. Relax and concentrate on th four small dots in the middle of the picture in about 30 – 40 secs.
2. Then take a look at any smooth single coloured surface (probably a wall) near you.
3. You will see a circle of light developing. Start blinking your eyes a couple of times and you will see an image emerging!!!
WHAT DO YOU SEE??? MOREOVER, WHO DO YOU SEE???
9.
Who do you like more - women or saxophone players?
10.
Isn't this building intersting..?
Its a fun enjoyy.... :superhappy:
Edit 1 by PENDU
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Knowledge / Sixth sense
« on: April 28, 2010, 12:21:06 AM »
i just saw this intresting video.. so thought of sharing it with u all....
Its incredible...
Its incredible...
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