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Jokes Majaak / Professions and their meanings !!!
« on: June 27, 2010, 02:15:53 PM »
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
An architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.
A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".
A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A schoolteacher a is disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.
An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
An architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.
A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".
A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A schoolteacher a is disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.
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