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Love Pyar / Angel..... :)
« on: February 13, 2013, 10:46:16 AM »
GOD in heaven said to a 9 month baby:
You're going to be born on earth tomorrow...
Baby cried n asked: How I'll talk wid people ???
God: I had already sent an angel to earth, She'll teach U...
Child: How I'll pray to U ???
God: The angel will teach U...
Child: How I'll learn good words ???
God: Angel will teach U...
Child: If I suffer from sorrow??
God: Angel will be there to listen...
Child: How do I find that angel ???
God: Its very simple! Usually people call that angel as.... "MOTHER" ♥
You're going to be born on earth tomorrow...
Baby cried n asked: How I'll talk wid people ???
God: I had already sent an angel to earth, She'll teach U...
Child: How I'll pray to U ???
God: The angel will teach U...
Child: How I'll learn good words ???
God: Angel will teach U...
Child: If I suffer from sorrow??
God: Angel will be there to listen...
Child: How do I find that angel ???
God: Its very simple! Usually people call that angel as.... "MOTHER" ♥
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Gup Shup / 3 Patients....... :D
« on: February 12, 2013, 01:25:46 PM »
One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club, right? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back."
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been
unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the
same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you.....????"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor"...... :/ o.O :D: :D:
The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club, right? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back."
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been
unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the
same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you.....????"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor"...... :/ o.O :D: :D:
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Knowledge / 5 Easy Ways to Improve the World
« on: February 12, 2013, 12:28:59 PM »
BILL AND MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION improving the human condition for those living in the poorest parts of the world. But the foundation doesn’t (and can’t) do this work alone. They rely on thousands of partners who do this work, on the ground, daily. They need everyone’s help, in fact.
Here are five actions you can take right now help. Choose one or choose them all--and then share this with others to keep the momentum going.
1. RECYCLE. When you donate your used mobile phone to IntraHealth, you’re helping health workers save lives.
http://gates.ly/UWrDIM
...
2. DONATE. For only $15, you can protect 25 children from polio and help eradicate this disease worldwide.
http://gates.ly/UWrDIO
...
3. AMPLIFY. Join ONE and you’ll join over three million people in the global fight to end extreme poverty.
http://gates.ly/UWrFQX
...
4. LIKE. UNICEF helps build a world where the rights of all children are realized. It’s as simple as that.
http://gates.ly/XMbdRC
...
5. SHOP. Help fight for an AIDS-free generation.
http://gates.ly/XMbdBa
Here are five actions you can take right now help. Choose one or choose them all--and then share this with others to keep the momentum going.
1. RECYCLE. When you donate your used mobile phone to IntraHealth, you’re helping health workers save lives.
http://gates.ly/UWrDIM
...
2. DONATE. For only $15, you can protect 25 children from polio and help eradicate this disease worldwide.
http://gates.ly/UWrDIO
...
3. AMPLIFY. Join ONE and you’ll join over three million people in the global fight to end extreme poverty.
http://gates.ly/UWrFQX
...
4. LIKE. UNICEF helps build a world where the rights of all children are realized. It’s as simple as that.
http://gates.ly/XMbdRC
...
5. SHOP. Help fight for an AIDS-free generation.
http://gates.ly/XMbdBa
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Shayari / Humne jo ki thi mohobaat ......
« on: February 09, 2013, 04:46:20 AM »
Humne jo ki thi mohobaat ajj bhi hai...
Teri zulfoon ke saye ki chahat ajj bhi hai...
Raat katt ti hai ajj bhi khayalon mein tere...
Dewaano si woh meri halat ajj bhi hai...
Kisi aur k tasaruf pe uth ti nahi...
Baeiman annkhon mein thodi sharafat ajj bhi hai...
Chaha ki ek baar chahe fir chod dena tu...
Chaha ki ek baar chahe fir chod dena tu...
Dil tod tujhe jane ki ijazat ajj bhi hai...
Teri zulfoon ke saye ki chahat ajj bhi hai...
Raat katt ti hai ajj bhi khayalon mein tere...
Dewaano si woh meri halat ajj bhi hai...
Kisi aur k tasaruf pe uth ti nahi...
Baeiman annkhon mein thodi sharafat ajj bhi hai...
Chaha ki ek baar chahe fir chod dena tu...
Chaha ki ek baar chahe fir chod dena tu...
Dil tod tujhe jane ki ijazat ajj bhi hai...
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Love Pyar / Value of TIME..........
« on: February 06, 2013, 12:32:17 PM »A tired man came home late frm his whole day hardwork
.
His 5yr old son was waiting 4 him at d door.
.
Son-Dad, may i ask u a question ?
.
Dad- ya
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S- dad, how much do u make an hour?
.
Dad - thts not ur busines
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Son- plz tel me
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Dad- 20$ / hour
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Son- dad, may i plz borrow 10$ ?
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Dad got angry n shoutd on d kid 2 go to d bed
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The litle boy went 2 d room n shut d door
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After sumtym man got calm n he went to kid's room n said- Sorry 4 being so hard
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Here's ur 10$ u askd 4
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Kid smild- oh thank u dad !
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Then boy took out sum coins he had kept under d pillow, he countd them n said- "Dad, I hav 20$ now. Can i buy an hour of ur time ? Plz cum home early 2morow. I wud like 2 hav dinner wid u."
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MORAL - PLEASE GIVE TIME 2 PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU...
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Fun Time / HUSBAND ON SALE..... ;)
« on: February 04, 2013, 01:54:23 PM »
A store that sells husbands has just opened in a City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
FLOOR 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
FLOOR 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
FLOOR 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the HUSBAND STORE. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!... :D: :D: :D: :D:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
FLOOR 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
FLOOR 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
FLOOR 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the HUSBAND STORE. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!... :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Knowledge / Awesome Answers In Interviews.........
« on: February 03, 2013, 12:06:35 PM »
Awesome Answers In Interviews:
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took 8 men 10 hrs to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had 3 apples & 4 oranges in 1 hand & 4 apples & 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with 1 hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with 1 hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go 8 days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you 10easy questions or 1 really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is 1 really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM...
Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind...:)
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took 8 men 10 hrs to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had 3 apples & 4 oranges in 1 hand & 4 apples & 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with 1 hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with 1 hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go 8 days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you 10easy questions or 1 really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is 1 really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM...
Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind...:)
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Knowledge / 21 INTERESTING FACTS.......
« on: January 31, 2013, 09:07:13 AM »21 INTERESTING FACTS
1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop these bulbs.
2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!
3. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite and savour blood.
5. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.
6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.
7. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after fatty meals.
8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
9. It actaully snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979. Can you beat that!!
10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.
11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
13. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
15. Everyone’s tongue print is different, like fingerprints.
16. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .
17. At 40 degrees centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
18. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
19. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn’t stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.
20. The average person’s field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.
21. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name!
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Fun Time / 13 things .............
« on: January 28, 2013, 11:37:20 AM »
I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone/infront of laptop or PC.
2. You are on PJ.
3. You just opened my post.
4. You are now reading it
5. You are human
7. You can't say d letter "p" without separating your lips
8. You just attempted it
9. You are laughing at yourself
10. You have smiles on your face
11. You skipped NO 6
12. You just checked to see if there is a NO 6
13. You are laughing at this because i caught u..
1. You are holding your phone/infront of laptop or PC.
2. You are on PJ.
3. You just opened my post.
4. You are now reading it
5. You are human
7. You can't say d letter "p" without separating your lips
8. You just attempted it
9. You are laughing at yourself
10. You have smiles on your face
11. You skipped NO 6
12. You just checked to see if there is a NO 6
13. You are laughing at this because i caught u..
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Jokes Majaak / "Dark in here...." :D
« on: January 27, 2013, 10:33:46 AM »
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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Jokes Majaak / Not All Rules can be Followed....
« on: January 27, 2013, 10:29:23 AM »
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him
to come into her office.
"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.
"John," the new guy replied.
She scoled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you
worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name.
It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones,
Baker ...that's all.
I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight,
what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."
"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .."
Moral of the story:
Not All Rules can be Followed :-P[/b]
to come into her office.
"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.
"John," the new guy replied.
She scoled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you
worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name.
It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones,
Baker ...that's all.
I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight,
what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."
"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .."
Moral of the story:
Not All Rules can be Followed :-P[/b]
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Love Pyar / A SWEET TALK B/W MOTHER AND DAUGHTER..... (:
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:12:54 PM »
A SWEET TALK B/W MOTHER AND DAUGHTER..... (:
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been laying outside, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?”
“Uh,” …I was thinking quickly,”All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy
Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy”
“Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face and
joy in my heart.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been laying outside, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?”
“Uh,” …I was thinking quickly,”All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy
Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy”
“Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face and
joy in my heart.
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Sports Khelan / Who is OUT ??
« on: January 25, 2013, 01:58:35 PM »
Who is OUT ??
A or B ...
and why..?
A or B ...
and why..?