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Messages - Pangeybaz Ashu
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« on: February 03, 2008, 01:32:22 PM »
Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage
Koi achcha bhi iss kadar na lage
Unko dekha bas uss nazar se
Jis nazar se unhe nazar na lage
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« on: February 03, 2008, 01:30:36 PM »
yun na milo humse ki log afsana banaa denge..
fir hum to hum hain, faaslon me bhi aapko deewana banaa denge..."
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« on: February 03, 2008, 01:23:53 PM »
har sawal ka jawab mile jaruri to nahi
har ankhon ko khawb mile jaruri to nahi
bhagwan ki adate hai intihan lena
har intihan hum pass ho jaruri to nahi
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« on: February 03, 2008, 01:11:26 PM »
Na jaane aaj dil itna udas hai kyon
Vo ho ke door itna pas pas hai kyon
Mujhe malum nahi uske liye main kaun hoon, kya hoon
Magar mere liye vo itna khas hai kyon
mani for u
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« on: February 03, 2008, 12:50:37 PM »
Pilaana farz tha to kuch bhi pila diya hota
Sharaab kam tha to paani mila diya hota
Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha
To muskura kar sar hi hila diya hota
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« on: February 03, 2008, 12:47:01 PM »
Log peete hai sharab mehkhane ja ja kar pee hai,jo do pal mein utar jayegi,
humne to pee hai apne mehboob ki aankho se,jo umar bhar naa utar payegi
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« on: February 03, 2008, 12:45:31 PM »
Raat gumsum hai magar chan khamosh nahi,
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi.
Aisa duba teri aakho ki gehrai main,
Haath mein jam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi.
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« on: February 03, 2008, 12:41:58 PM »
Balle; Balle; Balle; ashu kamal kar ta tu tan bhot sohna lakhya Balle; Balle; Balle;
 yaar,,, i dun know yaar... main tai aaj tak kaddi v line da ans v nai dai payea and aj kal ... it is all coz of u ... a lot...
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:40:59 AM »
Ishq ak se ho to bholapan hai,do se ho tou apna pan hai,teen se ho tou deewanapan hai,chaar se ho tou pagal pan hai,phir bhi counting na rukey to "kameena pan" hai.....................
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Pagel:) Pagel:) Pagel:) Pagel:) Pagel:) Pagel:) Pagel:) Pagel:) Pagel:) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) w39: w39: w39: w39: lai kisi nu hassa nai aiea ... main kalla hassi jansa lolzzz.. koi naa main kalla he theek aaaa....... hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:31:27 AM »
Why did Ravan not go to Disco ?
Because they told him Rs.1000 per head ..
\ hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) hih hih hih hih hih
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:30:14 AM »
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo............
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno............
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do...............
aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.........................
Tabhi ek achhe truck driver banoge..............................
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:28:29 AM »
Munna bhai > Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye.
Sarkit > simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
tuii main binna sui k injection lagga lenna hahahahahahaha hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:26:49 AM »
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10 /- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement
day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:24:31 AM »
Ek baar Baankelaal apne bahot purane dost Shankulaal se mila.
Baankelaal : Maine to suna tha tum mar gaye.
Shankulaal : Lekin main to zinda hoon.
Baankelaal : Ho hi nahin sakta.
Shankulaal : Kyon?
Baankelaal : Kyonki jiss aadmi ne mujhe tumhare marne ki khabar di thi wo tumse adhik bharoshe layak hai.
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:23:15 AM »
Ek baar Dr. Baankelaal ke paas ek mareej aaya. Jab mareej ne apni pareshaani batayee to Baankelaal ne kuch dawayian dee.
Mareej ( Dr. Baankelaal se ) : Doctor Shahab, mujhe ye dawaye kab leni hai.
Dr. Baankelaal : Ye bahot zaruri hai ki jab bhi dard ka ehsaas ho to uske theek 30 min. Pehle tumhe ye dawaye leni hai.
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:22:04 AM »
Ek baar Baankelaal TV kahreedne electronics saamaan ke dukaan pe gaya.
Baankelaal (dukaandaar se) : Kya aap ke paas color TV hai?
Dukaandaar (baankelaal se) : Jee haan !!
Baankelaal : Kripaya mujhe hara wala de dijiye
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:20:51 AM »
Ek baar Baankelaal ne dekha ki kuch log sadak par daud rahe hain. Baankelaal ne paas khjade ek aadmi se poocha :- Ye sab kya kar rahe hain?
Ajnabee : Ye sab marathon race mein bhag le rahe hain.
Baankelaal : Iss se inhe kya milega ?
Ajnabee: Vijetaa ko inaam milega.
Baankelaal : Inaam to Vijetaa ko milega phir baaki sab kyon daud rahe hain.
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:19:29 AM »
Garmi ke din the Baankelaal ka gala sukh raha tha. Lekin Baankelaal bacteria se bahot darta tha.
Ek din usse kitchen mein dekhker uski patni boli : Kya kar rahe ho ?
Baankelaal : Dhanda paani peene ka mann kar raha hai. Isliye barf ke tukde ubaal raha hoon hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:18:20 AM »
Two friends:
- What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but hangs on the tree during the summer?
- ???
- It is a stove.
- A stove that hangs on a tree?
- Why does it matter to you where I keep my stove during the summer.
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« on: February 02, 2008, 06:16:30 AM »
Ek Student University K Washroom Mein Gaya,
Jb Andar Jakar W.C Pe Betha To Samne Dekha Deewar
Pe Likha Hoa Tha..
"ABY ITNA ZOR TALEEM PE DETA TO A1
GRADE UTHATA.."
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle;
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