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Shayari / Re: Yakeen
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:51:39 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: klolzzz

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Jokes Majaak / whos clever? teacher or student??
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:49:48 AM »
Who is clever? Teacher or student?




One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night

And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan.

They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night

and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car!

all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days.

They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean.

The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test,

All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!




 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Shayari / Re: Yakeen
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:44:35 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: haan tu pata ni kidhe kidhe case ch andar hoya lagd ahahahah

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Shayari / Re: Yakeen
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:41:30 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: menu ki pata hona main kehrha courta ch ghummdi a othe hahaha tera pata ni hahaha

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Gup Shup / lil embarrassed moment of ur life...
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:40:31 AM »
sat shri akal ji sareya nu
sarea nal idha da kujh na kujh hunda jidhe naal asi embarrased hunde a.....
kayia naal roj hunda kayia naal kadhi kadhi......kise na kise situation zaroor hunda....

menu hor te koi yaad ni bt ik waar main bajar cho ghar aan laggi c and meri tram aan wali c and main tramline te bhaj rahi c tram mere shamne a rahi c lolzzz ohne horn marea sarriii janta mere wal dekhan lag gi....and dat wasn't enough mere hath ch samaan c lolz....and thn main jado side te hoi stop te jithe sare loki kharhe c othe fer main ik budhe ch wajji thn main move hoyi fer ik munde ch wajji ahahah thn jado main andar jaan laggi main fer ik budde ch wajji hahahaha fer main shukar kita k main andar a fer aram naal baithi hahaha


hun tusi dasso tuhade naal idha kujh ki hoya??

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Gup Shup / Do not Judge girl by....
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:35:33 AM »

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Shayari / Re: Yakeen
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:32:39 AM »
na kuure tu notary to tested kareye c

eh mere upro di lang gea hahaha

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Gup Shup / Re: How an indian mind work...
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:30:10 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: main kehrha den laggi c lolzzz bt ohne gd sochea lolzz jine wi sochea ahahah

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Shayari / Re: Yakeen
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:27:45 AM »
 :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: idha de mere shear hor wi ithe gwache ne pj te hahahaha

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Gup Shup / temper accordin to ur zodiac....
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:26:05 AM »
HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE


ARIES MARCH 21 – APRIL 20


Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologize, which makes them easier to forgive.

TAURUS APRIL 21 – MAY 20


You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.

GEMINI MAY 21 – June 29


You are recognized by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.

CANCER JUNE 21 – JULY 21

Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.

LEO JULY 22 – AUGUST 21

If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don’t care about opinions. You don’t like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressing down can humiliate your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.

VIRGO AUGUST 22 – SEPTEMBER 21

Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don’t quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.

LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 – OCTOBER 22

Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it’s true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.

SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21

Of course you don’t lose your cool. But your very demeanor (manner) projects haughtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person who try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superfluous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.

SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 20

You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.

CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 19

Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.

AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18

You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavor to be perfect and socially correct in your behavior and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation and will be bitter about it for a long time.



PISCES FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20

The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.

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Gup Shup / Balance Sheet of Life
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:23:57 AM »
Balance Sheet of Life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance

Our Death is our Closing Balance

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behavior are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award
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Shayari / Re: Dukha nu bnake apna
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:19:43 AM »
main mail check kar rahi c othe save hoye ne main chuk ke ithe copy paste karte lolz

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Shayari / Re: Yakeen
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:18:55 AM »
ik gal main vi dassa urre sarre copy paste karde sheaeryo shayari eve ho jandi eh ta kisse naal kujh happend hoyi hove ta os de haalat te eh shayri likhi jandi u no waht i mean ...par urre ta koi mainu serious lagda ni sarre laffandar aounde hahahaha


main te naal likh wi ditta k it was a copy paste main pata ni kinne months baad shayri post kiti i think lolzzz...yh main apne wi shear ithe post kite hoe ne i dnt knw whr they r lolzzz ik link save hoya tuhanu deni a derz ma shear lolzzz

http://punjabijanta.com/shayari/bhul-jaan!!!/

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Fun Time / Re: The mouse catcher
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:16:07 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: nai jus pehla wala option click kardo ahahahaah main wi tukka hi laya c hahaha

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Gup Shup / Re: How an indian mind work...
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:15:39 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: lolz

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Fun Time / Re: Autograph....kisda laina chahoge?
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:15:14 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: tu das kidha laina chahenga mera na mangi o bohut okha milna ahahha

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Gup Shup / Re: Apna naam punjabi wich likho-write ur name in punjabi
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:14:42 AM »
hun ami ina aukha kam kaun karu :P tusi kardo ta ami matha maari jande :P

hahaha lololzzz eh lao

 ਰਾਹੁਲ


hanji ji dekho na main apna naam likheya hoyea  cheema bai ji.....dekho dekho in bule letters...

je tusi ithe apna naam post wich likh daoge tuhanu kehrha bill a jana aiwe matha mari jande lolzzz
ਸੁਲਤਾਨਪੁਰੀਆ

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Gup Shup / Re: Apna naam punjabi wich likho-write ur name in punjabi
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:07:38 AM »
cheema hahah asi opunjabijanta te apna naam likhne a sare ik topic wich punjabi wich heeh

rahul ithe janta ch wi likh sakde o jithe tusi type karde o odhe uppar option ne


Phonetic Punjabi ( Show Keymap) | Punjabi Typewriter ( Show Keymap) | English

ehna wicho koi select kar sakde o hehe

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Shayari / Dukha nu bnake apna
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:06:23 AM »
Dukhan Nu Bana Ke Aapna
Gal Khusiyan Di Karda Ee
Vehre Ch lava Ke Kikra
Tuvi Kandeya To darda Ee

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Shayari / A dream
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:05:56 AM »
A dream is a goal,
An inspiration,
A dream is where Hope lives,
A dream is something to chase when life drags us down,
A dream is a song in the wilderness,
Good flowering from the mud of evil.

That is a dream.

Get yourself a dream,
Touch God and pray
And never, ever let your dream get away.

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