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Gup Shup / How an indian mind work...
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:00:15 AM »
NOT A STORY BUT A
TRUE INCIDENT


An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York Cityand asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank
will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Indian man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.


The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a $250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says,

"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?




The Indian replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"




Ah, the mind of the Indian...


This is why India is shining

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Fun Time / Autograph....kisda laina chahoge?
« on: April 28, 2009, 05:55:21 AM »
sat shri akal ji sareya nu acha ithe dasso tusi kisda autograph laina chahoge :D

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Fun Time / The mouse catcher
« on: April 28, 2009, 05:52:38 AM »
hahaahaha try to save ur mouse in this game dat devil will try to get it ahhaha its a gd game to kill ya time :D lolzz

http://www.onemorelevel.com/games/avoider.html

datz kinda cool haha

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Gup Shup / Apna naam punjabi wich likho-write ur name in punjabi
« on: April 28, 2009, 05:43:59 AM »
sat shri akal ji sareya nu ithe tusi sare apna name/nickname/idname punjabi wich likho :D:D jehrhe nai likh sakde let me knw i'll help :D 
 :happy: :happy: :happy:



ਗੁਲਾਬੋ

105
Shayari / Gulam ban gaye
« on: April 28, 2009, 05:35:37 AM »
Asi Dita V Kujh Nai Te Gawa V Liya...
Kise Ne Puchya V Nai Te Ajma v Liya..
Oh Pyar Karde Karde Saanu Nilaam kar gaye..
Te Asi Pyar jtande jtande Ohna de Gulaam Ban Gae...!!!

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Pics / Re: Shri Darbar Sahib
« on: April 28, 2009, 05:28:24 AM »
























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Pics / Re: Shri Darbar Sahib
« on: April 28, 2009, 05:22:10 AM »
sum more picz

Painted in 1878







Shri darbar sahib in 1880

108
Shayari / Re: Yakeen
« on: April 28, 2009, 05:02:24 AM »
hehe thxx

109
Shayari / Re: GOOD MORNING
« on: April 28, 2009, 05:01:54 AM »
gd morning ji lolz

110
navi jano niceee...

111
Shayari / Re: Yakeen
« on: April 28, 2009, 04:55:46 AM »
hihi thx thxxxx bt ik gall dassa it was copy paste lolzzz

112
Jokes Majaak / Re: fullform of COLLEGE
« on: April 28, 2009, 04:48:52 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 7 sadhu 7 chatai
« on: April 28, 2009, 04:48:08 AM »
 
7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the,

    1 admi sadhu ko prnam kr puchta hai....

       Maharaj ladki nhi fasti, kya kru?

  
  SADHU BOLA-BETA 1 chatai or bicha le....'....;




 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: lolzzzzzz

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Shayari / Yakeen
« on: April 28, 2009, 04:47:13 AM »
Kadhe fulla ne kadhe tareya ne...
mainu poochea sajjan sareya ne...
ke tenu yakeen a odhe aun da...?
dil hass ke kehnda...
menu taan haje yakeen ni hoya...odhe tur jaan da...

115
Love Pyar / Re: What hurt most was when i walked away...
« on: April 28, 2009, 04:43:32 AM »
What hurt most was when i walked away...
hoping you'll come after me...
& you turned & walked away too !!

Thx-Jazz




yh... :sad: :sad: :sad:
n whn we realise k dey ain't gonna come bk thn hor hurt hunda...

jo tur jande neyyyy,, chete aounde ney
pairan de neshan peche shad jande ney

ehe ve gal teri theek hai




datz sucha nice song

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Help & Suggestions / Re: Request To admins....
« on: April 28, 2009, 04:35:46 AM »
Mitro main vakhiya..... kujh lokka dey user name thale likheya aunda aa....."Ullo/Ulli" yaar joo bilkul changa nai lagda.. & ek adda hoor vi adda a hai joo bilkul changa nai lagda........ so want you guys to change this thing to something else..... it looks totally stupid...... i hope you guys get it what i mean......



yh jado main first time eh dekhea c i was lyk wth....par main kujh keha ni coz janta aggo larhai karan layi ready baithi hundi lolz

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Gup Shup / Re: best Signature in punjabi janta
« on: April 27, 2009, 03:13:34 PM »
i wasn't talkin about to change the poll main ik suggestion de rahi c k kehrhe hor wadiya signs c and main keha c JADO WI BNANDE O main eh ni keha hune baldo iight...

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Gup Shup / Re: best Signature in punjabi janta
« on: April 27, 2009, 01:55:37 PM »
main tan sirf ohi kehndi.. joh menu sahi lagda.... ja precies mithi :hug:



main wi SIRF TAAN SIRF ohi kehni jo main sochni and menu sahi lagda gt it

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Competitions / Re: Shoe/Jutti Competition-- Finalists Male
« on: April 27, 2009, 12:56:53 PM »
lolz main bhull wi gayi k main kinu vote kiti hahahaha i think it was agent47 lolzzz.......and GS ji tuhadi sab toon pehla wali jutti ma dad got dat lolz ohna nu wi eh jutiya bahar pake jania bohut wadiya lagdia...

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Gup Shup / Re: best Signature in punjabi janta
« on: April 27, 2009, 12:55:18 PM »
this one is good too

jattboyz87
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fareedaa jay too akal lateef kaalay likh na laykh.
aapnarhay gireevaan meh sir nee "vaa" kar daykh. ||6||


nadeem ji jado wi tusi koi poll bnande o pehla check kar lea karo ke kidhe kidhe kol eh qualities haigiya thn create any poll coz jus 3-4 janea da naam likjh ke poll bnana is not good at all.....

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