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Jokes Majaak / Kadi te online AA- ehnu comtinue rakho be
« on: October 08, 2009, 01:28:00 PM »
Inspired from Pakistani Poem, kadi te peke ja ne begam


Kadi te online aa ne preetoo
 Ave sukh da saah ne preeto

pyaar deyan do gallan kariye
 ik duje lai jeye-mariye

ne karde pureh chaa ne preeto
 tu kadi te online aa ne preeto

tere profile te gedde mar mar thak gye han hun
 purane comment pad-pad(read) kar ke thakk gye han hun

koi navi saar sunna ne preeto
 haye kadi te online aa ne preeto

102
PJ Games / Voting: Then and Now Creative Art [Competition]
« on: October 03, 2009, 12:51:48 PM »
The Rules were:
-You have to make a funny Picture, about how things use to be in old times and how they are now days.
- You can't just copy a picture directly from the Internet, and it has be your own creation!


Contenders:

1. Grenade Singh :Love




2. Majajaneh, Urf Maharani :Jodi/Couples




3. PEDNU Yamraj :Image of Man




4. Desi_Trademark :Sports


Desi_trademark2 :Transformation




5. PunjabiSingh; URf Billu Bakra : Movies



Vote for best ThEN and NOW

103
Funny Videos / Desi English movie - gotta watch it
« on: October 02, 2009, 08:37:54 PM »
Punjabi movie in English 50:50 -LOL

104
Funny Videos / i like to move it move it
« on: October 01, 2009, 12:37:42 PM »
Will.I.Am - "I Like to Move It" Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa


 :balle: :balle:

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Jokes Majaak / A message from our Loving friend
« on: September 29, 2009, 08:32:42 PM »
Message from: LifeStyleKudi


Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, love makes all things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

106
Introductions / New Friends / Welcome to LSK
« on: September 24, 2009, 05:33:38 PM »
Ladieeeeeeees and Gentalman!
aggr english nahi aoundi mere kehn da matlab hai
mitro te sahelio
yaaro te vellio


Please Welcome our new friends LifeStyleKudi

I know
I know its little late, but Still better later thn never  :happy:
bass JI ik salah haigi meri LifeStyleKudi jinna fun karna karo tuhanu jehra rokugajaan fer hor kisye cheej de help chahidi hoi te Staff te click k kisse ve member di report kar deo
I don't know wat else to say, Just Big Warm Welcome



107
Competitions / [competition] Then and Now - Creative Art
« on: September 22, 2009, 06:44:43 PM »
New Competition Audition deo sare jane


Simple rule

-You have to make a funny Picture, about how things use to be in old times and how they are now days.

- You can't just copy a picture directly from the Internet, and it should be your own creation!

for example:

108
Complaints / [Solved] A robot - ban kar deo ehnu
« on: September 22, 2009, 11:40:16 AM »
feli2u

ehnu ban kar deo
ehe PM send karda/kardi  :happy:

kehndi mainu France vich ake mil
and
color doesn't matter
hun meri life Pj te hath haigi

aggr mein France chaleya geya tusi sareya ne mainu yaad karke roya karna dekh leo  :happy:
 :laugh: :laugh:

109
Ham maile tum ujal karte ham nirgun tu data.
We are filthy, and You are immaculate, O Creator Lord; we are worthless, and You are the Great Giver.

Ham murakh tum chatur siane tu sarab kala ka giata.
We are fools, and You are wise and all-knowing. You are the knower of all things.

Madho ham aise tu aisa.
O Lord, this is what we are, and this is what You are.

Ham papi tum pap khandan niko thakur desa. 
We are sinners, and You are the Destroyer of sins. Your abode is so beautiful, O Lord and Master.

Tum sabh saje saj nivaje jio pind ḏe parana.
You fashion all, and having fashioned them, You bless them. You bestow upon them soul, body and the breath of life.

Nirguniare gun nahi koi tum dan deh miharvana.
We are worthless - we have no virtue at all; please, bless us with Your gift, O Merciful Lordand Master.

Tum karahu bhala ham bhalo na janah tum sada sada deiala.
You do good for us, but we do not see it as good; You are kind and compassionate, forever and ever.

Tum sukhdai purakh vidhate tum rakho apune bala.
You are the Giver of peace, the Primal Lord, the Architect of Destiny; please, save us, Your children!

Tum nidhan atal sulitan jia jant sabh jachai.
You are the treasure, eternal Lord King; all beings and creatures beg of You.

Kaho Nanak ham ihai havala rakẖ santan kai pachhai.
Says Nanak, such is our condition; please, Lord, keep us on the Path of the Saints.


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Introductions / New Friends / Welcome to Toar Kaur
« on: September 08, 2009, 12:15:42 PM »
lao be mitro ik hor Toar Kaur agye hai

Mere wallon te WelCome
if you need any help
click here

www.punjabijanta.com/staff


hun patta ne dusri Tohr Kaur ki kahugi :hehe:

111

ਕੂਪੁ ਭਰਿਓ ਜੈਸੇ ਦਾਦਿਰਾ ਕਛੁ ਦੇਸੁ ਬਿਦੇਸੁ ਨ ਬੂਝ ॥
Kup bhario jaise dadira kachh des bides na bujh.
The frog in the deep well knows nothing of its own country or other lands;


ਐਸੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਮਨੁ ਬਿਖਿਆ ਬਿਮੋਹਿਆ ਕਛੁ ਆਰਾ ਪਾਰੁ ਨ ਸੂਝ ॥
Aise mera man bikhia bimohia kachh ara par na sujh.
just so, my mind, infatuated with corruption, understands nothing about this world or the next.


ਸਗਲ ਭਵਨ ਕੇ ਨਾਇਕਾ ਇਕੁ ਛਿਨੁ ਦਰਸੁ ਦਿਖਾਇ ਜੀ ॥
Sagal bhavan ke naika ik chhin daras dikhae ji.
O Lord of all worlds: reveal to me, even for an instant, the Blessed Vision of Your Darshan.


ਮਲਿਨ ਭਈ ਮਤਿ ਮਾਧਵਾ ਤੇਰੀ ਗਤਿ ਲਖੀ ਨ ਜਾਇ ॥
Malin bhai mat madhva teri gat lakhi na jae.
My intellect is polluted; I cannot understand Your state, O Lord.


ਕਰਹੁ ਕ੍ਰਿਪਾ ਭ੍ਰਮੁ ਚੂਕਈ ਮੈ ਸੁਮਤਿ ਦੇਹੁ ਸਮਝਾਇ ॥
Karahu kirpa bharam chuki mai sumat deh samjhae.
Take pity on me, dispel my doubts, and teach me true wisdom.
 
ਜੋਗੀਸਰ ਪਾਵਹਿ ਨਹੀ ਤੁਅ ਗੁਣ ਕਥਨੁ ਅਪਾਰ ॥
Jogisar pavahi nahi tua gun kathan apar.
Even the great Yogis cannot describe Your Glorious Virtues; they are beyond words.


ਪ੍ਰੇਮ ਭਗਤਿ ਕੈ ਕਾਰਣੈ ਕਹੁ ਰਵਿਦਾਸ ਚਮਾਰ ॥
Parem bhagat kai karnai kaho Ravidas chamar.
I am dedicated to Your loving devotional worship, says Ravi Daas the tanner.

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Jokes Majaak / coke jasiye lakhon hai
« on: September 03, 2009, 10:23:51 PM »
Coke jaisye lakho haii
per Lassi Jeissiiiiiiii koi nahi


113
Jokes Majaak / Pehli Pass
« on: August 30, 2009, 06:11:07 PM »
Pittaji: putt tu class vicho pass ho gea???
bacha: hanji Bapu ji , saddi sari class de bache pass ho gye per saddi teacher fail ho gye

pitta-ji: oh kiven putt?
bacha: assi sare bache te agli class vich ho gye per saddi teacher halye be pehli class vich hai

114
Fun Time / Ganeya de murammat
« on: August 25, 2009, 01:48:47 PM »
ajj kal bahout funny funny song aounde hai
appa unha de muramamt karni
i mean appa ohde matlab kadne haigey
or
onha nu fix karna haiga :balle: :balle:

Exp: mere yaar ney gli de vicho langna kurio rah sshad deo

enha nu puchan wala hove k yaar koi truck haiga jehde ton uddan lang ne hona



 :happy:

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Gup Shup / Tusi kehre contitent ton ho?
« on: August 25, 2009, 01:37:50 PM »
ne tusi jehre continent vich reh rhye ho

sirf ohnu he vote paeyo

tusi jitho orginally ho uthe na vote paeyo plzzz

i just wanna see kehre pasio janta ghat aoundi Pj and kehre pase janta Pj te jeada aoundi

Central American north America vich hai
Middle east Asia vich

i guesss :happy:
ok ho jao shuru

116
Gup Shup / Bhangra paoun de benefits dasso
« on: August 25, 2009, 01:29:48 PM »
bhangra paoun dey benefits bahout haigey
chalo sare jane benefits dasso

Bhangra paoun de benefits dasso


117
Gup Shup / Tumko dekha to yeh kheyal aeya
« on: August 25, 2009, 01:25:29 PM »
Tumko dekha to yeh kheyal aeya_ _ _ _ _ _ _...

lao be mitro ik hor game

 :balle: :balle:

bass sentence complete kro

118
Shayari / Dil barbadh
« on: August 22, 2009, 06:50:47 PM »
Dil ke choton ne kabhi chain say rehne na deya
jabh chali sard hawa maine tujhe yaad keya

Iska rona nahi keu tumne kiya dil bardadh
iska gamm hai bahout der mein barbadh kiya



Singer: gulam ali

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Shayari / best sher-o-shayari on PJ
« on: August 18, 2009, 12:42:19 PM »
lao be mitro vote for the Best Writer


mein te jehre active bande dikhe unna nu mein ethe poll vich pa ditta
aggr koi reh gea te oh be dass deo,

voting time is over


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Jokes Majaak / Bhajna amli goes to buy underwear
« on: July 24, 2009, 08:16:42 PM »
Bhajna Ali in the foreign country, impressed by the tidiness and goes to buy underwear and he sees a stranger buying 7 underwear and bhajna amli
ohnu 7 khashey buy karn da reason puchda

Bhajna Amli:why are you buying 7 underwear?
Stranger: one for Monday, one for Tuesday, one for Wednesday, one for Thursday, one for   Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday. 

bhajna thought i gotta tell this man that i am also clean

Bhajna Amli: shopkeeper give 12 underwear 
Stranger: now, why are you buying 12 ?

Bhajna AMli: one for January, one for feb, one for march, one for april.....and one for December
:hehe: 

its from one of his movie

http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/santa-goes-to-buy-a-underwear/

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