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Fun Time / Re: I told my wife that
« on: November 03, 2009, 09:27:19 PM »
 

kiss karo te bhaar ghatao - this one's a seller  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:
kiss naal bhar ghate na ghate, bimariya lagg lagg k bharr ghat jana :lol:

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Fun Time / Re: I told my wife that
« on: November 03, 2009, 09:18:00 PM »
 

underwater kissing haha - what was the time record?

doubjaney na hon nawe nawe tareeke labhde kissa karan de  :lol:
* The longest underwater kiss occurred in Tokyo Japan on 2 April 1980. It lasted for 2 minutes and 18 seconds.  :laugh:

Here are some facts i came across when i was looking for the record

* International Kissing Day is February 5th.

* The Catholic Church declared kissing to be a mortal sin in the middle ages.

* The average person will spend an estimated 20,160 min kissing in their lifetime.

* Our brains have special neurons that help us find eachothers lips in the dark.

* You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss.  i think this is funny :laugh: :laugh:

* The scientific name for kissing is philematology.

* The fear of kissing is called Philematophobia.

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Fun Time / Re: I told my wife that
« on: November 03, 2009, 09:06:12 PM »
did you hear about this couple, they kissed nonstop for like 48 hrs or so ... to set a new record in the guinness book  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:
ya it was quite a long time ago.. more like a year  :loll:
and i think thr a kissing underwater record also  :laugh:

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: WelcuMeSz To AuNty JI..
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:57:30 PM »
Well come Aunty,,, Ki haal chaal
Well tusi Mano dey frnd hoye te fer mere be frnd he hoye  :loll:

baki kisye cheej di lor hove, help chahidi hove
te hehehehe Mano nu tusi jande he haige ohnu tangg karo   :loll:

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Tech Lounge / Re: $1500 dancing robot
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:56:10 PM »
ehe bahout vaddi accomplishment haigi, mein bahout videos dekhiya,, jithe robot to balance be nahi hunda
ehe te tapusiya be mari janda  :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: I told my wife that
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:53:55 PM »
gharde gwaandiya de rishta thori karde hunde  :pagel:
koi gal ne appa Limka book of record vich naam likhva leina eddan karke  :lol:

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Gup Shup / Re: Who is d most innocent person on this Site (PUNJABI JANTA)?
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:53:15 PM »


oye pendu tere vare vi sare jande aa pj
...phir hun ik mai hi reh geya shareef tan  :happy:

lol, I guess i don't belong here.


:hehe:

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Love Pyar / Re: funny bt true fact... jindgi da 1 hasaa bahrea sach...
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:50:42 PM »

 :angr: 
samaj agye c :pagel:
here  :happy:
oh ok
i understand it now  :happy:

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Fun Time / Re: I told my wife that
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:49:31 PM »
 


lae dass, assi te apney hubby nu palka te bitha ke rakhaange  :blink:
In that case I am single  :happy:

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Lyrics / Re: ਮਾਂ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ ਮਾਂ-Kuldip Manak
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:49:02 PM »
Kisye ney Sawal ketta, Aggr tuhanu Viah ton bahd Apni Wife te Maa vich kisye ik nu chunna pe jave te kehnu chooose karogey

Answer: Wife te hor be le auga, Maa nu shad ta maa kitho le k auga??? :dnk:

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Fun Time / Re: I told my wife that
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:43:38 PM »
ehe te Kuripataka te GS di Khofia report release ho gye lagdi  :happy:

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Love Pyar / Re: funny bt true fact... jindgi da 1 hasaa bahrea sach...
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:42:00 PM »
oh ok
i understand it now  :happy:

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Love Pyar / Re: funny bt true fact... jindgi da 1 hasaa bahrea sach...
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:41:31 PM »

ser te khalo ke parro  :pagel:
can u please translate this into Punjabi  :dnk:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Let us stand in silence
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:40:03 PM »
IT's World Peace Day ttoday :happy:

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Love Pyar / Re: funny bt true fact... jindgi da 1 hasaa bahrea sach...
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:36:17 PM »

boys nd girls get into love bcoz of misunderstanding.....!!!!!!
and

hate each other when dey understand each other.......!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny from which angle???

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Gup Shup / Re: abt u
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:34:18 PM »
Mein ik bhola bhala insaan han.
Mein PJ utte ik moderator han.
Mein roj swere kam te janda han.
Mein roj shaam kam ton aunda han.
Mere kol 2 machiyan han.
Mein roj machiyan nu dana pani paunda han.
Meriya machiya menu bahut pyar kardiya han.
Mein vi apniya machiya nu bahut pyar karda han.

This is so sweet  :happy:

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Love Pyar / Re: pyaar dard kyon dinda ??????
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:31:43 PM »
 

je dard haiga taahi te loki pyaar nu pachaan paunde aa  :pagel:
Ilzaam say kon dare
Ilzaam say kon dare
Ishq bura he sahi, per Tohba kon kre???


Koi dukhi haiga k ohde kol family haigi family da boj ne chuk hunda
Koi dukhi haiga ohde kol sabh kuj hai bas family hai ni
KOi GF ton bina dukhi
koi GF pake dukhi

 :laugh: :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: wat do u want from life the most???????????
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:28:47 PM »
I dont want anything from life.
Just wana make my own ways to what I need, I wana work hard for whatever I need, I dont need charity or a loot or a lotto to fulfil my dreams.
Live for others why are we all running after getting stuff for our own life?
=D> =D> =D>

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Lyrics / Re: CHADAR-KULDEEP MANAK
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:25:43 PM »
mein ehe gane bare sochda piya c
mein ehi soch reha c k Maan ney jarur ess gane de lyrics likhe Hone

kehde jadon Manak da Akhada lagda hunda, lagge lagge(near by) pinda vich shuti ho jandi hundi c
ohda Akhada dekh jaan lai

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PJ Games / Re: sweetest girl on pj
« on: November 02, 2009, 10:21:11 PM »
 aa ta yaar wrong banda quote ho gaya... :laugh:


reshmi nu karna si  :hehe:
tere ander be agg vaj di paye  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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