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Love Pyar / Re: ~~punJabi Janta MATRImONIAL~~
« on: February 25, 2010, 05:59:49 PM »
:surp: :surp: :surp:
tusi shock ho gye k PENDU di application be agye???  :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: Just an Average Lunch???
« on: February 25, 2010, 10:17:25 AM »
Tu ke mere Pishe he peh geyya.. Koi hor kam hani tenu ...  :happy: :happy:
 :loll: :loll:

le bai aggr kuri hundi te fer peche peinda  :hehe:

1743
Gup Shup / Re: girl friend and wife
« on: February 25, 2010, 10:16:08 AM »
Ohhe teh pushiya aa.. Wekhi aa len de kisse kuri.. Ethe Mahabarat Shuroo Hoyye leh

- I DIDnt do anything ...  :happy:
 :loll: :loll:
ya i can also see future  :blah:


1744
Gup Shup / Re: Just an Average Lunch???
« on: February 25, 2010, 10:13:46 AM »
Click on the pic..

- n Damn wat a waste..
 
he is living his life, tu na tension le  :superhappy:

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Gup Shup / Re: girl friend and wife
« on: February 25, 2010, 10:12:25 AM »
Make me wonder
Why a girl get bother to ask difference between a Gf and Wife? - Are they Insecure.. If they are they should be more wise while choosing a BF
 
And Why dont Men ask question like Difference between a BF and Husbaand?
tu puch la  :happy:

1746
Love Pyar / Re: ~~punJabi Janta MATRImONIAL~~
« on: February 25, 2010, 10:10:32 AM »
ik garam chae ki peyali ho
koi usko pelane wali ho  :okk:
chahe gori ho chahe kali ho  8->
seene say lagane wali ho  :hug:
mil jaye ton mitt jaye har gummmmm  :love:
tara-rum-pum-pum-tara-rum-pum-pum tara rumm :cool:

raat ko jabh mein vapis au vo darwaja khole  :superhappy:
lekar mujko baho mein love you darling bole   :kiss:
sajke mere sahmne aye sare din ki thakan mitaye
uski adda nirali hoo woo meri garwali hoooo  :won:
chahe gori ho chahe kali ho,,
seene say lagane wali hooo
mil jaye ton mitt jaye har gummmmm  :dumlak:
tara-rum-pum-pum-tara-rum-pum-pum tara rumm :cool:

1747
Gup Shup / Re: Funniest moments in ur life
« on: February 25, 2010, 09:48:58 AM »
hahaha jhanda,,,, engine belts,,  :laugh:

Well just to let you know we dont make Enginer Belts.. We have company that make "Seat Belt"

 :blah:

1748
Help & Suggestions / Re: Anyone know something about Curling??
« on: February 25, 2010, 09:44:42 AM »
jhanda ajj kal ewwww bahout karan lagg geya ki gal ho gye???

1749
Knowledge / Re: Global Warming Fast Facts
« on: February 25, 2010, 09:43:26 AM »
je kise ne janwar adopt karna, ta dasdo...
ki gal billu, jehna te tainu pehla adopt ketta c unhe ne gharo kad ta??? :happy:

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Complaints / Re: banning without any reason
« on: February 25, 2010, 12:55:29 AM »
and i thought i got no life  :blah:

1751
Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: February 25, 2010, 12:48:30 AM »
haha cinco rios,, i was gonna say chineese rise  :laugh:
thn later yaad aeya cinco means teh 5 hunda  :blah:

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Gup Shup / Re: girl friend and wife
« on: February 25, 2010, 12:27:02 AM »
Ik garam chae ki peyali ho  :cool:
aur oski pilane wali hoooo  :okk:
chahe gori ho chahe kali hooo  8->
bass dil behlane walii hhooo  :love:
tara-rum-pum-pum-tara-rum-pum-pum tara rumm....

1753
Gup Shup / Re: Funniest moments in ur life
« on: February 25, 2010, 12:24:37 AM »
it was raning out side. .and mai ja rahi c ki mera pair slipp akr gyea ..nale ta gussa a reha c. nale ..hasi aa rahi c.
snow paye c and mein second floor te rehnda and pehle step te snow di ice bni c,, mein pehla he peir rakheya uthe and ..........boom :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: Funniest moments in ur life
« on: February 25, 2010, 12:20:57 AM »
One day i was at work and i was returning from delevring food to some office, and a black stopped me
oh kehda
Hello sir, there is new African art museum opening and we are collecting money for something... mainu yaad ne ohne ki keha mein ohdi gal sunn k dekhya ohne books jehiya fadiya, dekhn nu thora educated lagda banda,, mein jaldi vich see and ohnu $5 de ditte  :hehe:
fer thore dina bahd oho mainu fer mileya,, and he said hello sir, we are trying to make a church in argentina and need money and blah blah blah,,, i said, hey u r the same who was asking for money few days ago for african art..  /:)
and mainu ne patta ohnu ki suneya oho kehda yaa ya we are making a new church ... i looked at him like >>>> /:)  <<<
he said, do you want to see some proof of it,, i am not making up..
i was like, na na man,, i don't have money  yo yo

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Gup Shup / Re: Funniest moments in ur life
« on: February 25, 2010, 12:13:51 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol

hun ta pata hai na ki joga ki hai ja kon hai :hehe: :hehe:
 :laugh: :laugh:
hahaha hanji hun te patta mainu :pagel:

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Gup Shup / Re: Funniest moments in ur life
« on: February 25, 2010, 12:08:09 AM »
mein hune hune sw3t_lYk_jalEb! naal gal kar reha c and mainu ik gal yaad aye  :happy:

YOGA,, mein pehli yoga bare 7-8grade vich physical education calss vich suneya c
teacher lesson padaye jave, and kahi jave YOG atma nu permatama naal miloun da sadan hai
ehde naal stree dur hundi... edadn deyan kaye gallan daseya
Fer ohne Asans bare dasna shuru kar ditta, mein confuse hoi javan YOGA ki hunda,,
fer 2-3 dina bahd mein himat karke teacher ton puchn geya sari class de sahmne ehe  ENNE Asan te dass ditte enha vicho YOGA kehri chej aa...  :hehe:
And he said all of them  :blah:
mera hassa na band hove  :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: Funniest moments in ur life
« on: February 25, 2010, 12:04:03 AM »
yaar sadey ik nepal toon kuri aye,nxt door
usnoo english ve nahi aunde,punjabi ve nahi
hindi thori aunde aa
ik din uh sadey gharr aa gaye
menoo pata na lagey me usnoo ki kahan
me usnoo isharey nall coffee tan puch laye
sugar da pata na laggey ki kehnde aa
me sugar pot us kol lya kay rakh ta
me kihah aap hi pa lao if pauni aa tan
uh sugar hi khan lag gaye
me no no karde reh gaye
usney sari sugar kha laye
coffee vich me hore sugar big jar chon liya kay paye
jadon uh chali gaye mera hasa na rukey
but me eh vi sochiya kinna hard aa
without the knowledge of language.
hahaha this is funnny :hehe:

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News Khabran / Re: Police: Bank robber posed on MySpace
« on: February 24, 2010, 11:55:48 PM »
hAAAAAA!!! busted  :happy:

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Knowledge / Re: How to Increase Your Memory?
« on: February 24, 2010, 11:53:01 PM »
To make your brain sharp, kutti hoi Alsi (grounded flax) da ik chama roz khavo  :pagel:

and do you guys see the irony???  :happy: (Alsi and brain sharp)

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Knowledge / Re: Why do Mosquito bites itch?
« on: February 24, 2010, 11:50:08 PM »
mein te personal experience to bol reha   :pagel:
Now I have to Find a Majj and wait till she dumps.. I think this might be a bigger problem  :loll: :loll:
gaa(cow) ethe cheiti labh jandi ohda la la, ohve kam aju  :okk:

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