tusi keh kujh hor rahe ho penduji..smily vich kujh hor vekha rahe ho..let me correct ur smily.. :woried:  :sad: :sad: :cry: I think its enough..
Aapki seva mein...Kudrat.. :happy:

Kalyug hai ji kalyug,

vesye oho smiley is not laughing  :pagel:

There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question "how much is 2+2?"

The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02".
The mathematician said, "In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof."
The physicist declared, "It's in the magnitude of 1x101."
The logician paused for a long while and then said, "This problem is solvable."
The social worker (MANO) said, "I don't know the answer, but I a glad that we discussed this important question. :
The attorney stated, "In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4."
The trader asked, "Are you buying or selling?"
The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "What would you like it to be?"

the origin of this joke http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/3-times-4/

:nthg: Plz PJ boyz..dont try to use these rules in this ratio..I dont think Sonenkinderji want u guys to start with new girlfriend or continue with last one.. :happy:

but u need to have knowledge of rules too.. :wait: let me tell u some I hope these will help u.. :happy:
1.Think attractive. How would you attract that gorgeous woman if you don't think you are attractive

2.Confidence is key.

3.Chivalry still wins- Open doors, pull chairs for a girl, and let her feel you respect her.

4.Be captivated. When you're talking to her, show that you're interested in every word she says.
5.Give sincere compliments.


Ignoring doesn't alwyaz.. work with all girls not atleast with those who don't have attitude problem.. :happy:


P.S- Rest for SonenKinderji..u dont need to follow any tips ji u r already very impresive.. :pagel: :happy:

just say, "Be a good actor"  :pagel:

and this is just a joke  :happy:

22 sec joke

Mitch Hedberg Spontaneous Irish Joke

It happens only in INDIA, yeah baby  :won:

about that People hanging on Buses, watch this I watched a video on youtube few days ago, it was made some where in south american, thr too people were hanging out side of the bus and bus is going on it full speed  :
can't find that video now X_X

motorcycle nu jumbojet sajmde c :pagel:

tainu sachi jawab chahide ess sawala de?  /:)

ik bar fer sochla  :happy:

ta-tehna te suneya c Patvijana pehli bar suneya  :happy:

isn't that amazing  :happy:

chalo ik me puchda ji,

A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

Lets hold that Question.

Lets Answer Kudrat Grewal's Question first.  :happy:

I am not so intelligent penduji.. :happy:
So ik easy ja question?
What is meaning of Punjabi word "Patbijana" or "Patvijna"??

Can i ask this question penduji?? :lost: