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Jokes Majaak / Re: Gagan at Train station
« on: March 02, 2011, 10:01:22 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
os uncle nu mera javab eh aa ke mere phone ch clock hegi aa magar ohna di kudi naal gal karde karde
phone di battery muk gayi so tuhanu pucheya  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


hahaha no excuse  :angry: :angry:

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Jokes Majaak / Gagan at Train station
« on: March 02, 2011, 09:54:21 PM »
Amritsar railway station ::



Gagan  asks time from a man.  8->



He says : dekh bhai j main tenu time das ditta ta apni jaan pehchan ban jani a,



phir aapan dowe jalandhar ja rahe haan,



fer apni yaari pai jani,



tu mere ghar bare puchega,



pher mere ghar da pata puchega,



fer tu mere ghar ayega,



meri kudi naal tenu pyaar ho jana, :love:



pher tusi vihaah karwaoge,


TE MAIN EHO JEHA JAWAI KHOO CH SUTTNA JIS KOL APNI GHARI V NAHI AA  :angry: :angry:

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Jokes Majaak / Gagan & Powerlifter
« on: March 02, 2011, 07:57:25 PM »
Gagan : Power main apni Gf nu ki cheej devan ?   :wait:



Power  : oh dikhdi kive di aa?   :woried:




Gagan: Wonderful  :love:



Beautiful



Smart



Cute



Nazuk pari..   :blah: :blah: :blah:






Powerlifter  : Mera AIRTEL wala number de de   :loll: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Gagan proposed a girl
« on: March 02, 2011, 06:27:19 PM »
angreji ch te bol lena meri jaan oh paaji word jeha theek nai c vaise  :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:



 :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :angry: :angry: :angry:

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Pics / Re: Ki banega Janta da
« on: March 02, 2011, 06:22:37 PM »
loll :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


gagan kam vadhiya karda  :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Gagan proposed a girl
« on: March 02, 2011, 06:19:16 PM »
Gagan proposed a girl saying


"I luv u.. :love:

 
I was in luv wid u frm d 1st time i saw u.



I can do anything 4 u




I can bring d stars frm d skies..



I can oppose d whole world 4 u..



I can live 4 u i can die 4 u"  :blah: :blah: :blah:

   

Girl quitely replied..


Paaji punjabi ch bol lo . Mainu angreji samj ni aundi  :sad: :blush:




 :loll: :loll:

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Re: Understand your dressing sense (Girls)
« on: March 02, 2011, 06:06:23 PM »
your so racist ..mundeya da kithe aa



Munde v ehi use kar lain  :loll:

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Religous Videos / Re: isnt this offensive ??
« on: March 02, 2011, 05:59:03 PM »
hahahah eh ki lagda kise ne Remix kad dita wahe guru da  :loll:

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Fun Time / Re: best admin on pj
« on: March 02, 2011, 05:56:58 PM »
Eh kaun hai ji .lagda mere varge ne dono new user  :loll:


Main ta jandi nahi hahahaha

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Pics / Gagan de kam dekho
« on: March 02, 2011, 05:54:01 PM »







 :loll: :loll:

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Pics / Ki banega Janta da
« on: March 02, 2011, 04:53:11 PM »











 :loll: :loll: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Dont be over smart
« on: March 02, 2011, 10:02:47 AM »
chal chup kar bhene hun ldaayi na pa laen. kuj ni hoea. tenu nai kea ohne kuj oho tan sirf joke nu mada kendi. chup karo



And oh joke main share Kita c and osnu ghatiya kehan to Pehla koi vadhiya kar denda osto ta man laindi main v

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Dont be over smart
« on: March 02, 2011, 09:51:19 AM »
whatever
i dont think that joke(or whatever it is)is a gud example to show over smartness



Oh yeah?????


Phir lagda tuhade kol koi vadhiya idea hovega ryt?





Plz karoge share . ?

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Understand your dressing sense (Girls)
« on: March 02, 2011, 01:38:41 AM »
Select your body type to find out how to dress:-------



Plump


Go for dark colours. You don't have to agonise too much about avoiding A-line cuts or silhouettes if you


take care the cut is neat and the colour is not too bright or pale -expands your girth. If you must wear


light shades than choose antiques - dirty blue, and not the sky blue. Blouses: cover your arms.




Medium


Beiges and fawns. Antique gold. These colours also suit all skin tones - so the ideal Indian colours.

Anything goes with this body shape - be it the very in georgette saree or the out-of-fashion satin.


Blouses: Nets can hide the folds in the arms.



Thin


Any colour. And that means you can wear all the colours of this season - the entire spectrum of vibgyor and



the antiques - pinks, fawns, blues, golds. Blouses:straps are fine, while nets tease.




Your Worddrobe is determined greatly by your value for



Comfort


Comfort is a great thing but don't hide your assets in loose, drab and banal cuts all the time. If so, use



bright colours and pretty prints to bring out your personality. And if you can't resist wearing the same old


kurta every week because it has a soft feel to it then spike it up with a different dupatta, a fancy bag, or


some bold makeup.




Style

Your wardrobe has items of clothing appropriate for any and every occasion. You dress up creatively,

 

instinctively and originally. However you should be able to carry it off. For example, a tight outfit on a


 very fat body is mostly hideous. Good style is about complimenting you and the occasion.




Fashion

Are you a victim, do you see it in the magazines and it's yours? If so, then make sure to make your sprees


worthwhile by purchasing things that are practical and lasting. Whilst shopping , buy clothing that is


conducive to your style, mixable and classic as well.



.
Wearing gold


Make sure the colour's right for you. The difference between glowing and gaudy lies in a whisper of a


shade.


What is your skin tone

Fair: Pale shades of gold, highlighted with a touch of copper, look best on you.


Medium/ Wheatish: A mixed palette of whitish, beige-toned and deep bronzy shades of gold will make you


look radiant.


Dark: Coppery shades of gold work best for you, as they highlight your dusky complexion

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ਨਾਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਦਾ ਮੁਹੱਲਾ ਗਲੀ ਬਾਜ਼ਾਰ ਕੋਈ,


ਪਰ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਨਾਂ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਇਥੇ ਪੀੜਾਂ ਦਾ ਖਰੀਦਾਰ ਕੋਈ,


ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀ ਭਰੀ ਟੋਕਰੀ ਜਿਥੇ ਵੀ ਰਖੀ ਵੇਚਣ ਲਈ,


ਹਰ ਵਾਰ ਹੀ ਲੰਘ ਜਾਏ ਪੈਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਠੋਕਰ ਮਾਰ ਕੋਈ,


ਤੇਰੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਦੀ ਹਰ ਦੀਵਾਰ ਤੇ ਇੰਝ ਕਿਉਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ,



ਜ਼ਹਿਰ ਭਿੱਜੀਆਂ ਪੀੜਾਂ ਨਾਂ ਖਰੀਦੇ ਖਬਰਦਾਰ ਕੋਈ,


ਤੇਰੀ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਵਿਚ ਪੀੜਾਂ ਬਦਲੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਵਟਾਵਣ ਆਏ ਸੀ,


ਘਰ ਘਰ ਜਾ ਅਸਾਂ ਹੋਕਾ ਦਿਤਾ ਖੁਲਿਆ ਨਾਂ ਦਰ ਦੁਆਰ ਕੋਈ
 

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Shayari / Kade Dhup Te Kade Chhaan Sajjna
« on: March 02, 2011, 01:16:53 AM »
Kade Dhup Te Kade Chhaan Sajjna,,

Jindgi De Eh Rang Hunde,,


Sohne Safar Lagn Suhavne ,,


Je Naal Piyare Sang Hunde,,


Darr Na Kaliyaan Rataan Ton ,,


Har Raat Nahi Haner Hundi ,,


Udeek Smay De Chakr Nu ,,


Kali Raat Ton Baad Hi Sawer Hundi

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Shayari / Powerlifter & Teacher
« on: March 02, 2011, 01:07:02 AM »
Teacher:- Bachiyo tusi suniya hovega k har ik admi di



kamyabi de peche ik aaurat hundi aa . esto tusi ki samjhde ho?   :wait: :wait: :wait:






Powerlifter :- Es da matlab aa padayi wich time barbad na karo




Kudiya Fasao Kudiya    X_X X_X :he: :he:

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Shayari / Teri Khushi Layi Kabool Kar Haar Layi
« on: March 02, 2011, 12:22:25 AM »
Jyada Khush Na Hoyi K Asi Jitt Nahi Sake



Teri Khushi Layi Kabool Kar Haar Layi




Har Supna Todeya Kach Wangu




Jo Dekhya C Apne Pyaar Layi


Tenu Dil Ch Wsa K V Asi Pal Pal Tarse Tere Deedar Layi



Dooriyan Hi Eniyan Wdha Gaye Asi



Hun Koi Wajah Hi Ni Rahi Aitbaar Layi



Par Pher V Lod Pave Tan Yaad Kri



Sadiya Sda Duawan Tere Khushian De Sansaar Layi

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ਮੈ ਪੁਛਿਆ ਕਿਸੇ ਚਕੋਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਚੰਨ ਕਈ ਕਈ ਦਿਨ ਤਕ ਚੜਦਾ ਨਾ


ਉਹਦੀ ਹੋਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਥਾਂ ਯਾਰੀ ਆ ਤਾਹਿਉਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਚ ਵੜਦਾ ਨਾ


ਅੱਗੋਂ ਹਸਕੇ ਕਿਹਾ ਚਕੋਰੀ ਨੇ ,,ਸ਼ੱਕ ਕਰ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ ..


ਜਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਦਰਸ਼ਨ ਦੇ ਦੇਵੇ ਅਸੀਂ ਉਨੇ ਵਿਚ ਹੀ ਜੀ ਲੈਣਾ

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Gup Shup / Re: What song are you listening to right now?
« on: March 01, 2011, 10:00:32 PM »
Piya basanti re

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