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Jokes Majaak / Saghi didi & Her hubby
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:51:40 AM »
Saghi didi :Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge  :wait:


Hubby:Me Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga  8->




Saghi didi :Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge  :hug:



Hubby:Jaha b Raho Khush Rho.!!  :blush:

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Jokes Majaak / Muskan & Teacher
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:42:54 AM »
Muskan class vich bohut late aayi.... :woried:


Teacher: Tu late kyon aai?  :wait:



Muskan: Master ji ik munda mera picha kar riha c. :blush:


Teacher: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?  :dnk:


Muskan: Masterji, oh munda bahut holi holi chal riha c.  :break:




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Jokes Majaak / Nakhro sis & Doctor
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:29:29 AM »
Nakhro : Doctor Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhaar Tha  :blush:

Dr: To Ab Kya Huwa?   8->


Nakhro : Apne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha, aaj Yahan Se Guzr rahi thi to



Socha k Puch Lon K



"Ab Naha liya kru k nahi "

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Jokes Majaak / Pj Sarpanch & Sandhu
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:18:51 AM »
Pj Sarpanch----Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko "A.G.

kyon kehti hai?

Sandhu---- kyon k biwiya sanskari hoti hai and sabh k sahme ABEY
GADHE nahi keh sakti,
so short form me bulati hai-- "A.G"



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Jokes Majaak / VIVA VOCE
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:11:22 AM »
EKk bar ek gangster ka beta viva voce ( oral examination ) mein fail ho
 
jata hai


jab ghar aata hai to oska baap puchta hai k fail kaise ho gaya


 Ladka:- Arre bapu un logo ne 3 ghante tak poonch
dass ki... magar
apun bhi tumari che aaulad hai mooh nahi

khola

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Shayari / I Need You
« on: March 17, 2011, 03:06:22 AM »
Like a dessert needs the water,
Like a flower needs the rain,
My soul is thirsty for your love,
My heart screams out your name.
Like a ship needs a sailor,
Like the stars need the sky,
You brighten up my world,
Like the moon lights up the night.
Like a movie star loves fame,
Like a poor man needs money,
I need and long for your love,
For your as sweet as honey.
When the twilight is fading,
And the sky is dark with blue,
Just remember this one thing,

I really do need you.

I'm so proud I met you,
Would love to have you by my side,
And I just want you to know,
You really light up my life.

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Introductions / New Friends / Happy Birthday Maddy
« on: March 17, 2011, 02:57:06 AM »
AAj sade Guwandgiya da Borday aa  :he: .Sanu hun hi pata laga :sad:
Sorry Guwandiyo  :woried:
Chalo hun sab Happy Borday bolo Munde nu  :marro: :marro:

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Shayari / Dreams
« on: March 17, 2011, 02:34:22 AM »

 
ONE Day DREAMS Asked LIFE....
When Will We All Come True..???
LIFE Smiled And Replied:
NEVER!
"Because THE Day All Of You Came True,
I Will Lose My Meaning"

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Jokes Majaak / Classic example for students of different age groups
« on: March 16, 2011, 06:18:07 PM »
1st to 3rd std- hey! I studied everything for xam..

4th to 6th std- that question was very hard so i left only dat question..

7th to 10th std- read only imp questions..

11th std- i think four chapters r enough to get pass..

12th std- kal exam kaunsa hai yaar..

Nd in CLG
kanjro dass ta dende aj paper c..Mere kol te pen v hai ni.....

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Jokes Majaak / Lagda Punjab aa gaya
« on: March 16, 2011, 05:58:59 PM »
Train ch khari kudi ne munde nu puchiya

Kudi:- Yeh kaun sa Station hai?  :blush:
Munda:- Pehla apna mobile number de phir dassaga :he:

Kudi:- Hey Bhagwan  :woried:  Lagda Punjab aa gaya  :surp:

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ਯਾਰ ਦਾ ਮੁੱਖੜਾ ਚੰਨ ਵਰਗਾ...
ਅਸੀਂ ਚੰਦ ਦਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਦੀਦਾਰ ਵੀ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
ਇੱਕ ਇੱਕ ਬੋਲ ਮਿੱਠੇ ਜਹੇ ਸਂਗੀਤ ਵਾਗੂਂ
ਹੋਰ ਸੁਣ ਕੇ ਗੀਤ ਵੀ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
ਖਿਆਲ ਉਸਦਾ ਹੀ ਜਿਵੇਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਪਵਿੱਤਰ ਸ਼ੇਅ ਦੇ
ਅਸੀਂ ਮਂਦਰ ਮਸਜਿਦ ਜਾਕੇ ਵੀ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ...
ਸੁਫ਼ਨੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਹੀ ਹੋ ਜਾਦਾਂ ਦੀਦਾਰ ਖੁਦਾ ਦਾ....
ਏਵੇਂ ਰੱਬ ਨੂੰ ਸਤਾਅ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ

ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਯਾਰ ਏਸੇ ਜਨਮ ਚ੍ ....
ਹੋਰ ਲੇਕੇ ਜਨਮ ਵੀ "ਮੈਂ" ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ

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Funny Videos / This is wht v call a performance lol ha hahah
« on: March 14, 2011, 12:25:08 AM »
YouTube Must Watch The Real Punjabi Desi Funny Dance by Jora Tyre Wala , Santa Singh Market, Moga

:loll: :loll: :loll:

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Shayari / Russ gya yaar pyara ...modern varsion
« on: March 13, 2011, 11:08:21 PM »
Modern tym di gf da bf russ jana ...daastan apni frnds kol kive dsdi . 8-> [/font][/size]
Russ geya yaar pyara naal mere hun bole naa
Ohde bajon ro ro kandhi takra maara

Pehlan internet te kinni chaating karda c
Hun lainda nahi oh khabra na saara
Number change kra leya ohne kurhe mobile da

Khabre kehre paase jorhi baitha taara
Ghar da ph milava mummy ohdi chakdi aa
Naale gallah kadd di meinu kayi hajaara
Meinu ohde varga duniya te koi labbna haan diyo
Karn triyaan mere te mundeya diya daaran
Nitt motorcycle te oh milne aunda c
Suneya charheya firda nit vaddiya caaran
Mera bhora dil ni karda parhne likhne nu
Ohnu kithe labba krdi soch vichaara


Koi milado ni mere dilan de jaani nu
Hun na jhalliya jaavan es ishq diyan maaran
Rehnda naal ohde jo mitar pyara
Kehnda bz bahut ne bhabhi teriya sarkaran
Mudhta beet giyan ohnu hun dekhe nu
Ohdi photo shapo ni kidhre vich akhbara


Russ geya yaar pyara naal mere hun bole naa
:loll: :loll:

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Fun Time / One liners -- Hidden meanings...
« on: March 13, 2011, 10:36:34 PM »
Today's Professional Management FUNDAS


1."We will do it" means "You will do it"


2."You have done a
great job
" means "More work to be given to you"


3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the

same"


4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least

not tomorrow!"


5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have

already decided, I will tell you what to do"


6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"


7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"


8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"


9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the

deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"


11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"

means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier

that would have made hardly any difference!"


13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your
fault is"


14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that

the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."



15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"


16."That's actually a good
question
" means "I do not know anything about it"


17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble

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1954 Rajkumari Amrit Kaur:

First Indian Woman Union Health Minister

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1970 Kamaljit Sandhu:



First Indian Woman to win an Asian gold

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1994 Harita Kaur Deol:


First Indian Woman to perform a solo flight

Snatam Kaur Khalsa


was a New Age Grammy Award Nominee for her Spiritual music and is a


world renowned peace activist promoting harmony through music.

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Gurmukh Kaur Khalsa

is director of Golden Bridge in Los Angeles. She is the author of The


Eight Human Talents; Bountiful, Beautiful, Blissful: A Spiritual Path to



Pregnancy and Birthing; and three DVDs on Kundalini Yoga and pre- and

postnatal yoga.





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Siri Sikdar Sahiba Guru Amrit Kaur is the joint head of 3HO Healthy,
 
Happy and Holy organisation which teaches shares Sikh spiritual
technologies with people from all  walks of life


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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Women in Sikhism (Famous Women) Part 1
« on: March 13, 2011, 10:05:12 PM »
Bibi Nanaki


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Bibi Nanaki was the first person to

recognize Guru Nanak as a prophet and

missionary early in his life. Bibi Nanaki

(Guru Nanak's sister) and Mata Tripta

(Guru Nanak's mother) played very

important roles in encouraging young Nanak

to persue his lifelong mission




 
Mata Khivi


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Mata Khivi was the wife of Guru Angad Dev

and was in charge of the langar (community

kitchen). She was an unlimited source of


bounty and helped create a new social


consciousness for women.



Sikh Missionaries




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[/b]
[/size][/font]Guru Amar Das trained missionaries to

spread Sikhism throughout the country. Of

the 146 missionaries Guru Amar Das trained

and sent out, 52 were women. At one time

the country of Afghanistan and Kashmir

were under the jurisdiction of women

masands (priests). These women had

complete jurisdiction in decision making,


collection of revenues as well as preaching

to congregations.


Bibi Bhani



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Bibi Bhani has a unique position in Sikh

history as the daughter of a Guru


(Guru Amar Das), wife of a Guru

(Guru Ram Das) and mother of a Guru

(Guru Arjan Dev). Bibi Bhani was an

inspiration during the formative period of

Sikh history and symbolizes responsibility,


dedication, humility and fortitude.


Mata Gujri



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Mata Gujri was an illuminating force behind

her husband Guru Tegh Bahadur and her

son Guru Gobind Singh. After the

martyrdom of Guru Tegh Bahadur, Mata


Gujri guided and inspired her son Guru

Gobind Singh. She was responsible for the

training of the Sahibzadas (the four sons

of Guru Gobind Singh) who gave up their

lives for Sikhism at a young age. Mata Gujri
was an inspiring force during one of the

most difficult times in Sikh history.



Mai Bhago



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Mai Bhago was the brave women who

shamed the 40 deserters to return to the

battle of Muktsar. She led them into battle

where they achieved martyrdom and were

blessed by Guru Gobind Singh.


Mata Jito ji






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During the baptism ceremony of the Khalsa


in 1699, Guru Gobind Singh asked Mata

Jitoji to participate in the first baptism by

adding sugar cakes (patashas) to water


which was stirred with the khanda (double

edged sword) and administered to the

Khalsa as amrit (sweet water).

Mata Sahib Kaur



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Because of her purity, Guru Gobind Singh

declared that Sikhs should consider Mata


Sahib Kaur as the spiritual mother of the

Khalsa.


Mata Sundri



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The widow of Guru Gobind Singh, Mata

Sundri helped provide leadership for the

Sikhs in a very difficult and tumultuous

time following the death of Guru Gobind

Singh. She helped to maintain the sanctity

of the Guru Granth Sahib as the only

successor of Guru Gobind Singh and dealt

strictly with pretenders and aspires of


Guruship



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ਜੋ ਝੁਕਿਆ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰਦੇ ਅਕਸਰ ਟੁੱਟ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ


ਕਈ ਰਾਹ ਮੰਜ਼ਿਲ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਹੀ, ਮੁੱਕ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ....


ਇਕ ਬੂੰਦ ਪਾਣੀ ਦੀ ਅੱਖ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਛੁਪਾਉਣੀ ਔਖੀ ਹੈ


ਉਂਝ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਸਮੁੰਦਰ ਤੱਕ ਲੁਕ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ....


ਵਕਤ ਹੀ ਦਿੰਦਾ, ਵਕਤ ਹੀ ਖੋਂਹਦਾ ਮਾਣ ਕਦਰ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ


ਸੂਰਜ ਚੜਦਿਆ, ਚੰਨ ਤਾਰੇ ਛੁਪ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ.....


ਜਾਂ ਜਾਣ ਬੁੱਝ ਤੜਫ਼ਾ ਰਹੇ ਨੇ, ਜਾਂ ਪਿਆਰ ਹੀ ਘੱਟ ਗਿਆ ਏ


ਅੱਜਕੱਲ਼ ਸੱਜਣ, ਗੱਲ-ਗੱਲ ਤੇ, ਰੁੱਸ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ....


ਬਹੁਤਾ ਫ਼ਰਕ, ਰਿਹਾ ਨਾ ਹੁਣ ,ਆਪਣੇ ਬ਼ਿਗਾਨਿਆ ਚ਼


ਬਿਗਾਨੇ ਸਾਥ ਨਿਭਾਉਂਦੇ, ਆਪਣੇ ਲੁੱਟ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ...


ਤਕੜਾ ਬੇਸ਼ੱਕ, ਮਾੜਿਆ ਨਾਲ, ਬਣਾਕੇ ਰੱਖਿਆ ਕਰ


ਫ਼ਸੇ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਦਾ ਜਾਲ ਚੂਹੇ, ਟੁੱਕ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ...


ਜੋ ਤੇਰੇ ਨੇ, ਉਹਨਾਂ ਦਾ ਤੂੰ, ਬਣਕੇ ਰਹਿ ਦਿਲਾਂ

ਬਿਨ ਮਾਲ਼ੀ ਦੇ ਖਿੜੇ ਬਾਗ ਸੁੱਕ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ

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ਅਗਲੇ ਜਨਮ ਵੀ


ਇਉਂ ਹੀ ਮਿਲਾਗੇਂ ਆਪਾਂ


ਇੱਕ ਮੁੱਦਤ ਦੀ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਪਿਛੋਂ


ਇੱਕ ਅਰਸੇ ਦੀ ਭਟਕਣ ਬਾਅਦ


ਥੱਕੇ ਹਾਰੇ , ਵਿਆਕੁਲ ਤੇ ਉਦਾਸ


ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਅਣਕਿਆਸੇ ਮੋੜ ਤੇ


ਭੁਰ ਭੁਰ ਜਾਂਦੀਆ ਦੇਹਾਂ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ


ਕਿਰ ਕਿਰ ਜਾਂਦੀਆ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਸਮੇਤ


ਖਾਹਿਸ਼ਾ ਦੇ ਖੰਡਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਸੰਭਾਲਦੇ ਹੋਏ


ਯਕਿਨ ਦੇ ਦੀਵੇ ਬਚਾਉਦੇ ਹੋਏ


ਮਿਲ ਹੀ ਜਾਵਾਗੇਂ ਆਖਰ


ਤੂੰ ਮੇਰੀ ਵੀਰਾਨ ਮਿੱਟੀ ਵਿੱਚ


ਸੁਪਨੇ ਬੀਜ ਦਏਗਾਂ


ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਤਪਦੇ ਹੋਠਾਂ ਨੂੰ


ਲਹਿਰ ਬਣ ਕੇ ਚੁੰਮ ਲਾਵਾਂਗੀ


ਹੌਲੀ ਹੌਲੀ ਰੁੱਤ ਬਦਲੇਗੀ..........


ਤੂੰ ਸੱਤ ਰੰਗ ਦਾ ਅਫਸਾਨਾ ਬਣ ਕੇ


ਫਿਜ਼ਾ ਵਿੱਚ ਫੈਲ ਜਾਏਗਾ


ਮੈਂ ਸ਼ੋਖ ਰੁੱਤ ਦਾ ਨਗਮਾ ਬਣ ਕੇ


ਖਲਾਅ ਵਿੱਚ ਗੂੰਜ ਉੱਠਾਗੀ


ਫਿਰ ਵਕਤ ਆਏਗਾ -


ਤਹਿਜ਼ੀਬ


ਜਿਸਮਾਂ ਦੇ ਖੁਰੇ ਨੱਪਦੀ ਫਿਰੇਗੀ


ਪਰ ਆਪਾਂ


ਅਹਿਸਾਸ ਬਣ ਕੇ


ਹਰਫਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਲੁਕ ਜਾਵਾਂਗੇ


ਜਿਵੇਂ ਸ਼ੀਸ਼ੇ 'ਚ ਅਕਸ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ


ਅਗਲੇ ਜਨਮ ਵੀ


ਇਉਂ ਹੀ ਮਿਲਾਗੇਂ ਆਪਾਂ......

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ਨਾ ਅਗਲੇ ਹਫਤੇ, ਨਾ ਪਰਸੋਂ ਨਾ ਕਲ ਕਰ ਦੇਹ.....


ਮੇਰੀਆਂ ਨਜ਼ਰਾਂ ਦਾ ਸਵਾਲ ਅੱਜ ਹੀ ਹੱਲ ਕਰ ਦੇਹ..


ਮੈ ਚਾਹੁਨੀ ਆਂ ਲਾਉਣੀਆਂ ਅੱਜ ਅਂਬਰੀਂ ਉਡਾਰੀਆਂ,


ਤੂਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਹੋਂਦ ਨੂਂ ਅੱਜ ਮੇਰੇ ਪਰ ਕਰ ਦੇਹ..


ਅਜ ਲੁਕਾ ਮੈਨੂ ਆਪਣੀਆਂ ਪਲਕਾਂ ਚ ਇਸ ਤਰਾਂ,


ਕਿ ਮੈਨੂ ਖੁਦ ਆਪਣੀ ਨਜ਼ਰ ਤੋਂ ਓਝਲ ਕਰ ਦੇਹ.


ਮੇਰੇ ਵਸਲਾਂ ਦੀ ਧਰਤੀ ਤੇ ਬਣ ਕੇ ਘਟਾ ਕਾਲੀ,


ਤੂਂ ਇਂਜ ਵਰ ਕਿ ਅੱਜ ਸਭ ਜਲ ਥਲ ਕਰ ਦੇਹ..


ਤੂਂ ਹੋ ਮੇਰਾ ਤੇ ਬਣਾ ਮੈਨੂਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਕੁਝ ਇਸ ਤਰਾਂ,


ਬਾਕੀ ਦੀ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਨੂਂ ਜ਼ਿਂਦਗੀ ਚੋਂ ਬੇਦਖਲ ਕਰ ਦੇਹ..


ਅਜ ਦਿਲ ਕਰਦੈ ਮਰ ਜਾਵਾਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦੇ ਜਨੂਨ ਵਿਚ,


ਮੇਰੇ ਵਲ ਸੁੱਟ ਜ਼ਾਲਿਮ ਨਜ਼ਰ ਤੇ ਮੈਨੂ ਕਤਲ ਕਰ ਦੇਹ

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Shayari / Teri Khushi Layi Kabool Kar Haar Layi
« on: March 13, 2011, 05:48:01 PM »
Jyada Khush Na Hoyi K Asi Jitt Nahi Sake

Teri Khushi Layi Kabool Kar Haar Layi


Har Supna Todeya Kach Wangu




Jo Dekhya C Apne Pyaar Layi


Tenu Dil Ch Wsa K V Asi Pal Pal Tarse Tere Deedar Layi



Dooriyan Hi Eniyan Wdha Gaye Asi



Hun Koi Wajah Hi Ni Rahi Aitbaar Layi



Par Pher V Lod Pave Tan Yaad Kri



Sadiya Sda Duawan Tere Khushian De Sansaar Layi

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