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Jokes Majaak / Nakhro & Her hubby
« on: March 19, 2011, 12:33:52 AM »
India Pak di ladayi lag jandi aa  :thaa:




Sab lok gharan to bhar aa jande



Nakhro sis to hubby: Suniya ji , main apne nakli Dand ta ghar wich hi bhul aayi  :sad:



Hubby: Bhagwane Jahaz bom sutt reha ,Pakode nahi   :dnk:



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Shayari / Pyar
« on: March 18, 2011, 11:58:52 PM »
Pyaar.. Shabd nahi jo Kaha jaye,
Ruh nahi jo Mit jaye,

Safar nahi jo Mukaam paye,

Ye wo Ehsaas hai,

Jisk liye jiya jaye tou ZINDAGI kam pad jaye

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Shayari / Aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the
« on: March 18, 2011, 11:52:51 PM »
Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na baitha,

aaj sab mere pas baithe ja rahe the,

koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe or

aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,

taras gaya main kisi k hath se dye vo ek chote se rumal ko or

aaj naye -2 kapde odhaye ja rahe the,

do kadam sath na chalne ko tyar tha koi,

or aj kafila banakar ja rahe the

Aj pta chala k ''MAUT'' itni hasin hoti h.

Kambakht "HUM" to yuhi jiye ja rahe the....


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Lyrics / Gud 1
« on: March 18, 2011, 10:50:19 PM »
Most Beautiful Romantic Song

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Lyrics / V mundiya taweet ban ja
« on: March 18, 2011, 10:10:04 PM »
awesome romantic song (new punjabi song) dalbir

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ਗੁੱਸੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਹੋਕੇ ,ਤੂੰ ਭੁਲਾਉਣ ਲੱਗਾ  ਮੈਨੂੰ,
ਯਾਦ ਪਲ ਪਲ ਬਾਦ ਆਉਣ ਲੱਗ ਮੈਨੂੰ,
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਭੁਲਣ ਬਾਰੇ ਸੋਚਾ ਵੀ ਕਿੱਦਾ,

ਕਈ ਲਗ ਗਏ ਜ਼ਮਾਨੇ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਪਾਉਣ ਦੇ ਲਈ ਤੈਨੂੰ

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Lyrics / Tera te mera rista
« on: March 18, 2011, 09:53:55 PM »
Manpreet Sandhu - Roohan (New Song).wmv

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Lyrics / Sab tu ,tu hi tu
« on: March 18, 2011, 09:49:00 PM »
mera rub sab tu Gurvinder Brar new punjabi song formelities Anand Music Anandsong.com

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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Preet -2
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:59:53 PM »
Preet : tere aini kut kyo pai?  :waitin:


Sandhu : kal braat ch boli galt pai gayi  c..  :sad:

Preet :O  kime?  :wait:


Sandhu  : Bari Barsi Khatan Gaya c khat k leandi taar


Bhangra ta sajda je nache kudi da yaar.  :blush:


Preet : Fer ta kut paini hi c  :dnk:



Sandhu  : Mainu ta kalli kut hepai... jehra saala nacheya c oh


ta uthe hi maarta  :woried:

 


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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Gurl
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:47:28 PM »
Sandhu ne raat ko Ek haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha, suniye  G…


Aap kon hein?  :wait:

LADKI -gussay say ! CHURAIL,  :angr:



Sandhu-Tay fair chimbardi q nai…?  :love:

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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Doctor
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:41:48 PM »

sandhu: aapne nurse bahut achi rakhi aa ,uska haath lagte i main thik

ho gaya  :happy:




Doctor; Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi. :nurse:



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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Friends
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:17:15 PM »
sandhu  vyah di party to ghar late gaye :dumlak:


Friends ne puchiya ke gharwali ne kuch kiha taan nhi,  :wait:



Sandhu  : nhi kuch jada nhi kiha eh 2 daand taan main kadwane hi si.
 :he:


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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Wife -2
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:02:58 PM »
Sandhu- main aaj ton baad na kapde dhone , 


na bhande majne te na ghar da koi kam karna..........  :angr:


Wife- acha na kari pehlaan manje thalo bahar taan aaja  :he:

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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu di Engagement Ring
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:49:52 PM »
Sandhu ne apni engagement ring tod diti :sad



kyon k kudi kuwari c :blush:



Sandhu;-Jo aaj tak kise di nahi ho saki oh meri kive ho sakdi aa  :dnk:

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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Preet
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:42:26 PM »
Sandhu & Preet kise de ghar afsoos karn gaye :sad:



Ik kudi preet de gal lag k Ron lagi :cry:

 


Sandhu kudi nu: idhar aao ji,eh mere v ohi lagde jo preet de lagde c  :he:



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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu and Teacher
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:34:16 PM »
Teacher to Sandhu:tum mein kuch kamiyaan hai...



Sandhu Saab agle din coat pent pehan k jande  hai..



Teacher:what's dis?




Sandhu :Raymond,the complete man

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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Wife
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:25:00 PM »
Wife : Shaadi ki raat tumne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to



mai kaisi lag rhi thi??



Sandhu - mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe



" HANUMAN CHALISA yaad naa hoti"

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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Bhikhari
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:22:09 PM »
Ik bhikari kuch khan nu de do,

Sandhu: Tamatar khaao baba.

bhikari baba: Roti de do ?

sandhu : Tamatar khao baba,

Baba: lya tamatar hi khila de,

mrs Sandhu  : eh totle hai  , keh rahe ne 

 
 
"kamakar khao baba "




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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Teacher
« on: March 18, 2011, 07:02:37 PM »
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? :wait:


Sandhu: 9  :okk:



Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?  :waitin:




Sandhu: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted



the figure, the answer is 6!!  :dnk:



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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & his Wife
« on: March 18, 2011, 06:47:06 PM »
Sandhu : Kal main movie dekhi os wich ik chudail  sara din mere agge

peche bhaji firdi rahi  :sad:



Wife: Kehri movie c?  :wait:




Sandhu;- Apne vyah di movie  :he:

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