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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:58:25 AM »
goli wala batta pila k theek hona fir ess ne :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:56:14 AM »
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:55:10 AM »
pepsi..... :laugh: :laugh:..... par a ta coka cola te chalda :D: :D: :D:.... pepsi nal kithe engine na kharab ho jave :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:51:49 AM »
chal hun divorce kerke new lai k aaune aa :love: :love: :love:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:50:51 AM »
fir JEET YIPSI rakho lao :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:48:04 AM »
tainu hun pata laga... jado divorce hon wala :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:45:58 AM »
kamal ne sab to wad joothe laye aa.... nam v ess de nam te hi rakh lao... :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:44:09 AM »
lagda v8 aa ... turbo intercooler... :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:42:21 AM »
a lagda di bua je jeth di sali de munde di poti aa :D: :D:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:27:58 AM »
mainu ta tutt paina ji poori family nal lagde aa.... bache v nal hi aa :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:17:35 AM »
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« on: September 13, 2011, 10:41:01 PM »
3 dost khana kha rahe the... Bill bana 75Rs.... Teno ne 25,25,25Rs waiter ko diye,... manager ne 5Rs concession kardi.... Waiter ne 2Rs khud rakh liye aur 1,1,1 rs teeno ko wapas dediye toh sabko bil pada 24rs mein..... ab 24+24+24=72+2rs waiter ke=74 to 1rs gaya kidhar??  : : : : :
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« on: September 13, 2011, 10:26:28 PM »
ਏਕ ਭਿਖਰੀ ਨੇ ਬਸ ਸਟੈਡ ਤੇ ਖੜੇ ਬੰਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ ,
“ਸਾਹਬ 2 ਦਿਨ ਤੋਂ ਭੁਖਾ ਵਾਂ,ਮੈਂਨੂੰ 5 ਰੁਪਏ ਦੇ ਦੋ, ਰੋਟੀ ਖਾਣ ਵਾਸਤੇ.”
ਬੰਦਾ ਬੋਲਿਆ,“ਟਮਾਟਰ ਖਾਓ !”
ਭਿਖਾਰੀ ਥੋੜਾ ਹੈਰਾਨ ਹੋਕੇ ਕਹਿਨ ਲੱਗਾ ਸਰ, ਰੋਟੀ ਸਸਤੀ ਹੈ, ਟਮਾਟਰ 40 ਰੁਪਏ ਕਿਲੋ ਨੇ .
ਬੰਦਾ ਫੇਰ ਬੋਲਿਆ,“ਟਮਾਟਰ ਖਾਓ !”
ਭਿਖਾਰੀ,“ਠੀਕ ਹੈ ਜਨਾਬ ਫੇਰ ਟਮਾਟਰ ਵਾਸਤੇ ਹੀ ਦੇ ਦੋ 5 ਰੁਪਏ.”
ਬੰਦਾ ਫੇਰ ਗੁੱਸੇ ਚ ਬੋਲਿਆ,“ਆਪਣਾ ਟਮਾਟਰ ਖਾਓ!”
ਕੋਲ ਖੜਾ ਬੰਦਾ,ਭਿਖਾਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਬੋਲਿਆ,“ਇਹ ਬੰਦਾ ਤੋਤਲਾ ਹੈ,ਇਹ ਕਿਹ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੈ ਕੇ,ਕਮਾ ਕਰ ਖਾਓ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 13, 2011, 10:24:04 PM »
Before Marriage-
Boy: I have been waiting for this day.
Girl: Do u want me to leave??
Boy: NO!!!!
Girl: Do u love me?
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??
Boy: Never in my life
Girl: Will u ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will u hit me??
Boy: Are u crazzy..!
Girl: Can i trust u??
Boy: Yes..!!
Girl: Sweet Heart..!
-After Marriage-
(now read from bottom to top)
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« on: September 13, 2011, 09:03:38 AM »
ess nu marn di load nahi... jida a gadi more khadi aa thale hi aa jana :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 13, 2011, 08:51:55 AM »
yalgar
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« on: September 13, 2011, 08:38:39 AM »
aa kudiya mundiyan de gal lag k rondiyan hi rehndiya.... :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 11, 2011, 07:13:49 AM »
_EcceNtriC_ roj apni Ex Girlfriend de ghar de sahmne TATTI kar ke onda c.
Girlfriend tang ho gayi
Ik din girl friend ne push hi leya....ki tu ehh sab kyo krda
_EcceNtriC_ -- Mai na tainu dasna chanda c.
ke asin tere bina bhukhe ni marde :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 11, 2011, 02:23:53 AM »
Today's Thought :- If u marry one woman she will fight with you !
But if u marry two women they will fight for you !
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Moral :- Add a wife ,Have a life ... :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 09, 2011, 11:06:32 PM »
supreet to His wife :- Panii Pila De
wife: Kee gal Pyas lagi a ?
supreet :angr: nahi!!....gala Check Karna .. kite Leak
tani karda :D: :D: :D:
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