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Jokes Majaak / Re: ***Galib as Doctor***
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:56:05 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MEHAK AND HER BOY FREIND........
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:54:59 AM »
 :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: assi ene nai si marre jine tu bnate.. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: muskaan school vch
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:54:02 AM »
hahahahahahahahaha :D: :D: o m god...

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Muskan & Teacher
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:51:47 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / ***Hitler, Sandhu and Sarpanch***
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:50:58 AM »
Ek waar Hitler, sandhu te sarpanch singapur jande aa...una nu hotel milia ik te room us vich 100th floor te..manager ne una nu keha ke je tusi 10:30 tu baat aouna te elevator nai milna te twano stairs use karnia penia..eh 3 jane ghuman chal jande te raat nu late aounde..hun elevator te band si..te kehen lagge gappa marde upar chalde aa..jado 40th floor te aye te Hitler kenda...i have one bad news..par main upar jake sunao ga..jado upar aye te poshia ki aa news te hitler kenda..room di chabi te main manager de table te hee shadti..fer larde hoye thale aounde aa... jado fer 40th floor te pujde aa te sandhu kenda...mere kol vi ik news aa par thale jake dasso ga..jado thale aye te sandhu news poshi te
sandhu kenda... dekho room di chabi te meri vi jeb vich vi hai...fer larde hoye upar jande aa...jado fer 33th floor te jande aa te sarpanch kenda mere kol vi ek bad news aa par upar jake dasso ga..jado upar jande aa te sarpanch nu news poshde te sarpanch kenda..
ke eh te apna hotel hee nai haiga... :D: :D:


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Jokes Majaak / ***Galib as Doctor***
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:38:28 AM »
Jis hospital da mein doctor han
Meri vohti uthe nurse hai
Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai
Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai. /

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Jokes Majaak / ***Sandhu on STD***
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:36:50 AM »
Sandhu ik din STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.

Posho kiyuunn?






















Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”  :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Nakhro sis & Doctor
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:31:25 AM »
noor ne te sire la deti... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Re: ਪੀ ਜੇ 'ਤੇ HITLER ਦੀ ਬਰਾਤ
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:30:23 AM »
Meinu ta kuj samjh nahi aaundiiii ki hoyi janda aa mein thak gayi aa baithi baithii tusi pata nahi kithe mare aaa aje tak koi disda hi nahi aa  lolzz
kamlo chup kr k baithhi reh veri veri sanu phn na kri ja a ....pochan hi wale a..hun na kuch boli ..tera makeup khraab ho ju ga.....bilkul chuppppppppppp
tu ni bolnaaaaaaa
jadon tak braat nhi andihun phone ni krna tu sanuuu

saghi je eh idda nai samjdi hana.. te danda farle.. :D: :D: nai te naal di kise nu kende aa ke edde mou te tape lave te lipstick assi ake la deva ge... :D:

Mehak teri ta lat mein toddi aa sis meri  aa te bari firdi jaggoo ch ki gal sarpanch bina dil nahi lagda tera
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

nai main te apne jije naal aa.. yaar mainu sarpanch naal kyu jori jande aa this is bad manner...

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Jokes Majaak / Re: muskaan in office...
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:29:11 AM »
sehi gal aa mainu nai pata lagda idda keyboard da.. main te ABCD shuru tu sidhi sikhi aa.. keyboard te fer kyu puthi aa... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: main te fer vi dimaag la lia ke sidhi kar deva.. tusi te o vi nai loundia... :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: noor apne husbnd nal
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:27:55 AM »
noor da husband jutti vi brand di khanda... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Re: ਪੀ ਜੇ 'ਤੇ HITLER ਦੀ ਬਰਾਤ
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:26:42 AM »
Meinu ta kuj samjh nahi aaundiiii ki hoyi janda aa mein thak gayi aa baithi baithii tusi pata nahi kithe mare aaa aje tak koi disda hi nahi aa  lolzz
kamlo chup kr k baithhi reh veri veri sanu phn na kri ja a ....pochan hi wale a..hun na kuch boli ..tera makeup khraab ho ju ga.....bilkul chuppppppppppp
tu ni bolnaaaaaaa
jadon tak braat nhi andihun phone ni krna tu sanuuu

saghi je eh idda nai samjdi hana.. te danda farle.. :D: :D: nai te naal di kise nu kende aa ke edde mou te tape lave te lipstick assi ake la deva ge... :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: muskaan in office...
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:24:23 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:


 :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj Sarpanch & Sandhu
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:23:00 AM »
good one noor... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: hun jado main vi ag bulona mainu tera chitta aouna karna dekh lavi... :D: :D: :D:

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tusi na tension lavo jida marzi joke pavo nakhro te o mind nai kardi  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: hana nakhro...

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Jokes Majaak / Re: beautyfull lines sirf mand lai..
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:19:04 AM »
hun hasna banda... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
hasso sare jane... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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sandhu ji... assi no laring.. only hasing... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Pics / Re: koi sanu vi
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:15:51 AM »
thats sad.. munda te gal dil nu la gia... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: nakhro da rista
« on: March 17, 2011, 04:14:23 AM »
:dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: :dnk: i have only 24 teeth.. not 32 :okk: lol....

ki hoya mehakk edha da mooh ku karleya aaa age ta bada hahaha kardi sss
i mjust kidding yaar hv a fun .... smileee

mainu lagga ke tu khare gussa kar gi mere hasan te.. tahi te main hassi aa chuko.. :D: good job sandhu ji :D: :D: :D: :D:

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no facebook... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: only for family facebook... :D: :D: :D: so mainu pura hak aa  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hasan da..

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