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Jokes Majaak / Re: power te vicky
« on: March 15, 2010, 02:43:13 AM »
baki made c   :huhh:

nai bakki vi vadia si par eh jada vadia aa lol.. :laugh:

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Gup Shup / Re: ***Please Answer These***
« on: March 15, 2010, 02:34:43 AM »
1.   Which is the song that makes you cry?
the song makes me cry Peer Tere Jaan Di Kidda Jara ga main..by gurdas mann
2.   Are you more like your mom or your dad?
        DAD
3.   Which is your main ring tone on your phone?
        LAKH KHUSIA PATSHIA.JE SATGURU NADAR KARE
4.   Which is your favorite day of the week? why?
        SUNDAY BECAUSE KYUKE GURUDWARE JANDE TE SHOPPING
5.   If you could bring back one famous person from the dead - who would it be
        MY PARENTS. MOM AND DAD KYUKE MAINU NAI LAGDA KE UNA BINA KOI ZINDGI HAI..
6.   Which is your favorite ice cream
        I LIKE VANILLA
7.   Which is your favorite food?
        KADDI CHAWAL, AND RAJMAH CHAWAL
8.   If someone told you they saw your Gf/Bf with another guy/girl, what would your first reaction be?
        MAIN AKHA GYI KOI NAI MAIN POSHO GI LOL..
9.   Which is your favorite season and why?
        SUMMER, BECAUSE SARA SAAF SAAF DISDA HUNDA..LOL..
10.   Do you have any relatives in jail?
        NO I DONT THINK SO..COZ INDIA DA PATA NAI..
11.   Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
        YA I GOT CRAZY IN THE KITCHEN COZ NOBODY CAN SEE ME THERE..
12.   Do you like to sing in the shower?
        NO
13.   Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
        MY BROTHER
14.   How would you like to die?
        I LIKE TO DIE IN ONE SECOND RABB CHER NA LAVI JALDI CHUK LAVI EMI NA HADD RAGGI JAVI.



10543
Gup Shup / ***Please Answer These***
« on: March 15, 2010, 02:26:39 AM »
1.   Which is the song that makes you cry?
2.   Are you more like your mom or your dad?
3.   Which is your main ring tone on your phone?
4.   Which is your favorite day of the week? why?
5.   If you could bring back one famous person from the dead - who would it be
6.   Which is your favorite ice cream
7.   Which is your favorite food?
8.   If someone told you they saw your Gf/Bf with another guy/girl, what would your first reaction be?
9.   Which is your favorite season and why?
10.   Do you have any relatives in jail?
11.   Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
12.   Do you like to sing in the shower?
13.   Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
14.   How would you like to die?


10544
PJ Games / Re: which pj member do u miss ryt now?
« on: March 15, 2010, 01:57:37 AM »
kise nu ek nu pata nai aj kal kithe aa..

10545
Fun Time / Re: fer milage k nahi?
« on: March 14, 2010, 11:39:04 PM »
 :surp: :surp: :surp: :laugh:

10546
Jokes Majaak / Re: GOOD MORNING :
« on: March 14, 2010, 11:35:28 PM »
 :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :lol: :lol:

10547
Jokes Majaak / Re: COME AGAIN?
« on: March 14, 2010, 11:33:43 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

10548
Jokes Majaak / Re: PUNJAB police
« on: March 14, 2010, 11:17:22 PM »
POLICE man --- oh kaka bike side te la tera chalaan katna....

BOY-- par sir mere kol ta saare kagaj v ne te mae helmet v paya hai...

POLICE man--- pagala eni dhund ch ta agge kuch ni dikhda tu helmet payi firda... :laugh: :laugh:



 :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: baba te kuri
« on: March 14, 2010, 11:13:16 PM »
bus vich ik kuri khadi c........

ik baba aa k kuri wich vajeya......baba kehanda "SORRY"
kuri kehandi....NON SENSE ....IDIOT...

thodi der baad....

ik munda aa  k kuri vich wajeya.....te kehanda "SORRY"


kuri kehandi ITZ ALL RITE....

eh dekh k baba khada ho geya te kehanda ....." NA MERI SORRY DE SPELLING GALAT C "
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:






 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: vicky te lado
« on: March 14, 2010, 11:08:54 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

10551
Jokes Majaak / Re: IG
« on: March 14, 2010, 11:06:39 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

10552
Fun Time / Re: fer milage k nahi?
« on: March 14, 2010, 11:03:33 PM »
milage jroor ji..

10553
PJ Games / Re: throw SUmthing On the person ABOVE YA
« on: March 14, 2010, 08:19:43 PM »
lao ji tusi te pakore khavo....lol



and ya sis thx for phull lol sohna si..main la lia apne sir te..

10554
PJ Games / Re: a game between guys v/s gurlz
« on: March 14, 2010, 08:17:41 PM »
mainu lagda ke assi jitt rehe aa.. :blah:

10555
PJ Games / Re: where u wanna live
« on: March 14, 2010, 08:16:41 PM »
this is true family naal ji..

10556
PJ Games / Re: New Game - Oh My God...
« on: March 14, 2010, 08:15:06 PM »
o my god desi ne salman da diaglouge likhia lol.. :laugh:

10557
Jokes Majaak / Re: Bhajna amli goes to buy underwear
« on: March 14, 2010, 06:17:31 PM »
Bhajna Ali in the foreign country, impressed by the tidiness and goes to buy underwear and he sees a stranger buying 7 underwear and bhajna amli
ohnu 7 khashey buy karn da reason puchda

Bhajna Amli:why are you buying 7 underwear?
Stranger: one for Monday, one for Tuesday, one for Wednesday, one for Thursday, one for   Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday. 

bhajna thought i gotta tell this man that i am also clean

Bhajna Amli: shopkeeper give 12 underwear 
Stranger: now, why are you buying 12 ?

Bhajna AMli: one for January, one for feb, one for march, one for april.....and one for December
:hehe: 

its from one of his movie

http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/santa-goes-to-buy-a-underwear/



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: PANDIT te kuri
« on: March 14, 2010, 06:15:42 PM »
ik waar ik pandit bhajda bhajda kuri ch ja k wajda.....

KURI-- sharam ni aundi.....oda bodi rakhi aa te kuriya ch wajda firda....

PANDIT-- bibi eh bodi aa,,,, koi DISK BREAK ni...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: power te vicky
« on: March 14, 2010, 06:13:45 PM »
POWER TO VICKY--- main apna purse ghare bhul aya...te mainu 1000 rs bahut zaroori chahide aa

VICKY-- dost hi dost de kamm aunda aa.....ah le 10 rs.....riksha kr k purse le aa....... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



this is good one.. :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: powerlifter te doctor
« on: March 14, 2010, 06:13:13 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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