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7381
« on: June 05, 2009, 08:06:05 AM »
susshussshhhh tu police officer c gi :laugh:
7382
« on: June 05, 2009, 06:08:54 AM »
meri height 6ft aa
teri kini aa ??
ontopic....
false
nxt prson nu pizza wdia lgda
5'7/5'8
7383
« on: June 05, 2009, 06:06:07 AM »
Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication
and decided to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was with out any message.
Angrily, Banta
picks up his mobile and calls and asks Santa "what is this - a joke?
The pigeon is without any message."
Guess what Santa said???
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Donkey, that was a missed call!
this one is too bludy crazy :laugh:
7384
« on: June 05, 2009, 06:04:44 AM »
acha ohna di photo khick ke ethe post karde
permission puch ke !
:laugh:
7385
« on: June 05, 2009, 06:03:45 AM »
Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.
"Was it my friend Banta", he demanded.
"No !" his weeping wife replied.
"Was it my friend Ramta then?" he asked.
"No !!!" she said even more upset.
"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.
"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" Jeeto snapped.
7386
« on: June 05, 2009, 06:01:00 AM »
Santa is talking to Banta about married life.
"You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there's always that doubt."
Banta says, "Yeah, I know what you mean."
A couple of weeks later Santa has to go out of town on a business tour. Before he goes, he gets together with Banta.
"While I'm away, could you do me a favor? Could you watch my house and see if there is anything fishy going on? I mean, I trust my wife but there's always that doubt."
Banta agrees to help out, and Santa leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back and meets Banta, "So did anything happen?"
"I have some bad news for you," says Banta.
"The day after you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. The horn honked and your wife ran out and got into the car and they drove away. Later, after dark, the car came back. I saw your wife and a strange man get out. They went into the house and I saw a light go on, so I ran over and looked in the window. Your wife was kissing the man. Then he took off his shirt and then.... they turned off the light."
"Then what happened?" says Santa.
"I don't know. It was too dark to see."
"Damn, you see what I mean? There's always that doubt."
lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
7387
« on: June 05, 2009, 05:59:39 AM »
haww..
tan ki hoya
7388
« on: June 05, 2009, 05:57:04 AM »
Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.
Poooocho kiyuuunnn?
Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
7389
« on: June 05, 2009, 05:54:22 AM »
Banta without a licence was going in the two wheeler. The traffic police caught him and asked for the licence. He told I know the IG. All police saluted him. After some time he says but the IG DOES not know me.
:laugh: :laugh:
7390
« on: June 05, 2009, 05:51:20 AM »
Santa singh comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
7391
« on: June 05, 2009, 05:31:06 AM »
7393
« on: June 05, 2009, 04:58:36 AM »
hmmm taan ki hoya....
aj kal fashion aa....kudiyan lambiya. munde githe....... :laugh:
na prava menu maaf kar. munda kat ton kat 1.78 dan hona chayda.
7394
« on: June 05, 2009, 04:40:42 AM »
changi gal eh
jeh main sundi ke kissi vi munde di height 1.80 ton upar hegi a
main khush hojaundi.
cos theres still a chance for me
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
nai ta mera wiya koi githu naal hoju :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cry:
7395
« on: June 05, 2009, 04:12:54 AM »
height changi a teri.
:laugh:
7396
« on: June 05, 2009, 04:11:56 AM »
I know... main jaanke kehndi payi c
:laugh: :laugh:
main test kardi payi c.. jeh tu stupid hega fir tu menu serious lehlena.. if u were intelligent.. then u would kno im just jokin
:laugh: :laugh:
7397
« on: June 05, 2009, 04:02:59 AM »
ki :problem:
7398
« on: June 05, 2009, 03:50:02 AM »
Challa javeen mere ton door hoke..
Yaad karangi tenu pal pal roke..
Dhoke dite tu menu dhoke
dil dita si main tenu
apne aap nu kho ke
bas hun ehi umeed rehgayee veh..
tu vi lakh lakh mere wang tarpe..
raatan jagaun tenu..
te dine sataunn..
jidha meri akh khuldi nai..
odha tere akh band na hove..
ek din menu yaad karke.. tu vi rove..
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7399
« on: June 05, 2009, 03:32:26 AM »
main ek kar nai a.. main do do a
:laugh:
7400
« on: June 05, 2009, 03:31:11 AM »
yaarrr ki likheya othe
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