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Sports Khelan / UEFA euro 2012
« on: June 08, 2012, 08:27:40 AM »
It's already 9th of june in NZ. But seeing europe has different timezone, i would think uefa has just started for them.  :won: :won: :won:


Host countries: Poland and ukraine
Dates: 8 june - 1 july


Qualifying teams:
 Croatia
 Czech Republic
 Denmark
 England
 France
 Germany
 Greece
 Italy
 Netherlands
 Poland (co-hosts)
 Portugal
 Republic of Ireland
 Russia
 Spain (defending champions)
 Sweden
 Ukraine (co-hosts)




Team england, portugal, netherlands, spain and germany for me  :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: france and italy could be the dark horses though

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Travel / Travelling to india
« on: June 03, 2012, 08:18:53 AM »
Discussion for travellers travelling to india. So what do we need? A visa? Do you guys have what's called a visa waiver countries list? My bf and i are travelling to india, perhaps next year  :excited: that's if everything goes through without a hassle

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MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Total sheiza!!!


Apparently 10% of the world population are man u fans!

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Pics / Bachis who are mostly, half and quarter indians!
« on: May 28, 2012, 07:12:47 AM »
If you guys know any kids(Not adults) who are mostly, half or quarter indians, post their pictures here. No full blooded indian kids or non-indian bachis. Hopefully i'll be able to post my own bachis oneday  :happy: :happy: :happy:


Man this baby is chubby but he's pretty cute. He and his sister are quarter indians. Their mother is half white, half indian.






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Jokes Majaak / Immaculate misconception
« on: May 26, 2012, 06:49:24 AM »
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman: "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks.

"It's worth a try," he says.

So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says: "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What happened?" asks the priest.

"You gave birth to a child!"

"But that's impossible!" says the priest.

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About 15 years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says: "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says: "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies: "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."

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Sports Khelan / Bowling
« on: May 26, 2012, 06:34:22 AM »
Anyone here play bowling? I'm the bowling expert!  :won: :won: :won: All natural, no effort needed  :happy: went to championships, trials, other competitions and trips just to play bowling. This was uh 5 years ago when i was 12/13  :mean: i'm the shizzzzzz.

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Fun Time / Brown ball
« on: May 24, 2012, 06:22:36 AM »
My mate: I'm going to india this year. If you want i'll do lots of shopping for you there

Me: Bring me lots of indian sweets. I want milk cake and that brown ball. You know..the rounded shape one that's brown. And butter chicken too please

Him: That's called gulabjamun

Me: Hahahaha my bad. Yeah and there's that white one as well. I heard it's made of cheese and milk

Him: Lol. Rasgulla

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So we have a sports section, then life health whatever, then exercise and then nutrition. Oh and health. Are you kidding me?

Here's an idea:
Sports
Health and nutrition
Fitness/Exercise(Practically the same)


Fitness can even go with sports. But 3 sections is all we need for those. Not 5! Whose idea was this? They need a kick in the backside

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Sports Khelan / A-Z: Name as many sports as you can
« on: May 21, 2012, 07:05:18 AM »
You get one go and no cheating whatsoever. Go alphabetically and skip any alphabets you don't know.

A -
B -
C -
D -
E -
F -
G -
H -
I -
J -
K -
L -
M -
N -
O -
P -
Q -
R -
S -
T -
U -
V -
W -
X -
Y -
Z -



I'll start:
A - Archery
B - Baseball
C - Curling
D - Dodgeball
E - Equestrian
F - Football
G - Gliding
H - Horse racing
I - Indoor basketball
J - Jumping? Hahahaha
K - Kiteboarding
L -
M -
N - Netball
O - Olympic sports. Hahhahaha jokes. What about ocean swimming?
P - Pool
Q - Quad biking
R - Racing? Lol running
S - Snowboarding
T - Tennis
U - Underwater hockey
V - Volleyball
W - Windsurfing
X -
Y - Yachting
Z - Zorbing

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So there will be 2 kinds of marriages happening on my bf's side of the family. Arranged marriage on one hand and love marriage on the other(Bf and i). I reckon my future parents will get the best of both worlds.  :happy: There's no competition but... We are a tough couple  :comeon:

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Gup Shup / Any updates? Need to be updated with everything
« on: May 05, 2012, 07:10:43 PM »
So been a long while and so what have you guys been up to? I'll spill out some possible ideas.

Did anyone get married?
Became a parent?
Won a medal/trophy?
Failed hard at something?
Succeeded somewhere?
Did something rebellious?
Travelled?
Met interesting people?
Did something out of their comfort zone?
Got into a physical fight?
Has anyone left pj for good?
Or got suspended?


Basically any pleasant news or unpleasant updates.  :Tumbup:

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ANYONE REMEMBER ME? WELL LET ME START BY SAYING, I'M NOT ACTUALLY BACK. ALTHOUGH I NEVER CAME BACK BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I TRIED TO LOG IN, I WAS BANNED AND I WAS UNFAIRLY TREATED. ALTHOUGH I'VE LET THAT GO NOW, I'LL NEVER FORGET THE ONES WHO BETRAYED ME AND MADE THAT HAPPEN(MADE ME WALK AWAY, JUST TO MAKE THIS MORE DRAMATIC) HHAHAHA. AND I DON'T EXPECT THEM TO WELCOME ME BACK BECAUSE CLEARLY I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.



JUST CAME BY TO SAY HI. I'VE MISSED A FEW OF YOU. BEEN IN CONTACT WITH CODENAME AFTER MY DEPARTURE HERE. HEHE BUT I'VE MISSED SOME OF YOU, REALLY.


NAMASTE!!!!!!!!!!

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Fun Time / Cold shower on a cold weather
« on: July 16, 2011, 06:04:50 AM »
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Complaints / Drown me in your tears little girls!!
« on: July 15, 2011, 05:20:09 AM »
 :happy: Hahahahaha 1st of all. I feel like i should defend myself from those little girls crying out to the admins, since i never do that. I can't help but laugh at the idiots complaining and whining and moaning and groaning. Oh god it's so depressing! that it's hilarious. Ok ok let's get down to some business shall we?

I got an email regarding losers complaining about a topic of mine which they don't even know wth it's about and comments from another admin for basically the same reason = Swearing.

Let me break this down into  bits and pieces especially for the criers who are probably too busy crying. Don't act all so innocent. I'm not the only that swears in here, i've seen other members that do the same but never get told off and the admins don't seem to give a damn so why should i?

2ndly, i don't care how people talk, they swear, they don't = i could care less, so i expect others to do the same.

3rdly that brutal jatt dude has been spamming the s**t out of this place and he doesn't get told off, he doesn't get banned. Why not? Are we playing favouritisms now? Because that's pretty racist. It's like i'm being treated differently because i'm white. Yeah that doesn't look good for the forum does it?

4thly, to the criers and the little babies, do me a favour and get a life. Do you guys actually not have a life that you have to spend it complaining and sucking up to the admins?  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh that is funny! all right. You don't see me doing that.  :wow:

5thly, i have a feeling this isn't just about me swearing. Those idiots are getting fed up for other reasons. They know i wouldn't give a f**k so they had to come together and make a pj gang since that was the only way for their voices to be heard. Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! i'm so amused. Good fun mates good fun.



My speech has now come to an end. If you'd like to make anymore complaints, comments, useless spam posts, cry some more, debate even harder, please feel free. You can cry, yell, shout, argue, put all your energy to this! and I WILL LISTEN TO YOU!



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News Khabran / Dead after an attempt to catch a foul ball
« on: July 14, 2011, 07:22:48 AM »
A baseball fan has died while trying to catch a foul ball after falling over a safety railing and plunging 6.1m at a Texas stadium.
Shannon Stone, 39, fell trying to catch a ball tossed into the stands during a match between the Texas Rangers and Oakland Athletics at Rangers Stadium in Texas on Friday, CBS News reports.
Footage shows Mr Stone lean over the rail to catch the ball, thrown into the stands by star Rangers player Josh Hamilton after a foul ball hit by Oakland player Conor Jackson.
But as he catches the ball Mr Stone tumbles over the rail and plunges head-first into the space between the stands and the scoreboard, landing on concrete.
He was rushed to hospital but died about an hour after the fall.
Mr Stone's mother Suzanne Stone said he had gone to the match to try and catch a ball for his six-year-old boy Cooper, and had even bought the young baseball fan a new glove for the game.
"That's what they were there for, was to catch a ball," the 63-year-old said.
Mr Stone leaves behind his young son and a 36-year-old wife.
It is the second fatal fall at a major league baseball park in the US this year.

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News Khabran / Fat newborn child - 7.25kg
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:34:42 AM »
A baby boy born weighing 7.25kg may be the biggest child ever born in the US state of Texas.
JaMichael Brown was born via Caesarean section at Good Shepherd Medical Centre in the city of Longview on Friday (local time), 1.8kg heavier than doctors predicted.
Authorities believe JaMichael is the biggest baby born in the state, but it will take several days of searching through state records to confirm it, the Longview News Journal reports.
JaMichael's mother Janet Johnson said she and her husband Michael Brown were "amazed" at their son's size.
"I can't believe he's that big," she told the News Journal.
"A lot of baby clothes we bought for him will have to be returned — they're already too small for him to wear."
JaMichael was born with a full head of hair, and the hospital's nursery had no nappies big enough to fit him.
He has also been given a nickname.
"They call him 'the Moose' up here," father Michael said.
As his mother had gestational diabetes during her pregnancy, JaMichael has been spending the first few days of his life in the hospital's Neonatal Intensive Care unit his blood sugar levels can been regulated, but apart from that he is a healthy baby boy.

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Gup Shup / Half donkey, half zebra
« on: July 11, 2011, 06:46:54 AM »
Tell us what you think, a half zebra half donkey is called.


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Complaints / waheguru!!!! is this!?!
« on: July 09, 2011, 04:52:26 AM »
"You can't just post smileys! Please post text as well!"


I wasn't even. waheguru. Is this a new thing? Well f*****g fix it. Would you like me to write 'fifty six' instead of just plain 56 now?  :wow: :hit: :angry:

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News Khabran / Couple eaten alive by parasitic worms
« on: July 05, 2011, 05:47:21 AM »
A Victorian couple have found they were being eaten alive by small worms with teeth after falling sick several weeks ago.

The couple became chronically ill when they caught and ate a fish, also ingesting gnathostomiasis larvae, while on holiday in Western Australia.

This is the first case where humans have been infected with the parasite in Australia, according to The Australian Medical Journal.

The worms are 1-3mm long, have sharp teeth and can work their way around the body until it dies or is killed by the human immune system.

It can be difficult to diagnose as the worms move under the skin and cause itchy lumps that can make you feel sick.

The 52-year-old man told doctors he could feel movement under his skin.

A course of antibiotics killed the parasite and the couple have recovered.

Worms can live in the human body for up to 15 years, and can travel to the brain, vital organs and spinal chord.

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Fun Time / Count 1 to 5 in punjabi!
« on: July 04, 2011, 06:41:06 AM »
I actually just got off the phone with him. We decided to count 1 to 5 in punjabi.  :happy: :D: I'll skip to the punjabi bits only.


Him: 1 - ik

Me: ikhh

Him: 2 - doh

Me: doh!

Him: 3 - tin

Me: tin

Him: 4 - char

Me: cha

Him: cha-rrrr

Me: chahrrrh

Him: 5 - panj

Me: punch!

Him: panj! - j

Me: panjj!!  :14:

Him: Ok now count 1 to 5.

Me: ikh, doh, ??????!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!???????? charrrh?

Him: where's 3?!?

Me:  :lost: :lost: :lost: :lost: :lost: :lost: -Absolute silence-

Him: Tin!

Me: tin, charh, panj!


viola!!!!  :happy: :happy: :happy: Got there at the end.

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