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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:52:33 PM »
hahahhaa sanu tang karn layi tanu dobra janam lena pana puuttt . main tah tanu kiha nakk dob ke marja pani ch nah tari akal hai nah koi shakal pangee landiiii uncla nalll . hahaha jis din uncle de hath ah gayiii tari gut da wall wlal hoo jana hahahha chal hunn apna sir apni hiii kandh ch marrrr
uncle da haal dekhlo :D: keyboard nu ee test kari janda kade wade akhar kade shoti :D: i know you're bothered :happy: baaki tu hon jo marji sfai dai ja :pagel:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:49:45 PM »
well you see i get paid for watching idiots so they dont kill themselves not so i can feed them ...what are you freaking pigs? 2 ghente bhuke ni reh hunda? daff ke ayea karo :D: nale kina k daffna? lol food is too expensive your parents dont pay me enough to feed you lol...i know its just sad :sad:
damn this aunty is such a selfish budhi & i thought you didn't get paid...all of a sudden they pay you now? :D: stick to your zubaan aunty :D: LOLLL at "daf ke" aunty's getting pissed :D:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:41:21 PM »
hahaha hanji beti ji pani tah chida uncle nu nahi tanuuuu vich nak dub ke mar jayiiii :D: :D:
aww mai ena tang kartaa thonu sarya nu? :D: & welcome back to the "not using caps lock" zone :D:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:39:49 PM »
person who brought you into this world should be responsible for feeding you not randoms lol and don't get paid for that :D:
i asked you to make yourself cha :D: lol main keha pajj naal tenu banoni ajugi .. so tere hi 2 benefits a :D:
well then you aren't really a baby sitter you see you were hired just so you could keep us entertained & sada khyaal rakhan lai oo and sanu khalon lai. :pagel: you aren't doing it properly aunty *smh* wadu da jor lagya fir te aunty da :( aunty doesn't even get paid booo!
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:36:02 PM »
hahaha karke tare uncle diiii nazer gatt haii SOCHIYA HOR NAHHH TANU SLOKE LIKH HOO JANNN . FIR AWI TAPDI FIROOGI . CHAL HUN TIK KE BATH JA NAHI TAH UNCLE NU GUUUSA AHH GIYAAA MUH DOJE PASE LAGGG JANDAAA IKOO TAPER NALLL HUN TAHNDI THANDI CHALLLL . :D: :D:
this uncle needs some water :D:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:32:02 PM »
HAHHAHA KI HOYA PUUTER TARI MATT KIHNE MAR DITI LAGDA HUN RATT NU SUPNEY VEE UNCLA DEE AYOOGEEE .. HAHAHAHA RATT NU UTH UTHHHH AUNTYYYYY LAYI CHA BANOOGIIII . CHALLO HUN SOJA SIR CH TAIL PAKE SAVER AKE FIR MATHA MAIRIII tera veer nahi aya hazee hchal vee laga kam te jann hun tare wnagoo vehlete tah haniii jahraaaa net da bill vee mum dad ne pay karna .. uncla nu bhout kam hondey :D: :D: :D:
caps lock kato use kar rahe ho uncle no need to shout :D:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:27:35 PM »
well you see, budhe ta vehle hunde so PJ walea ne hire kita to baby sit lojers like yourself :p main ta aukhe ni hoye main ta keha jee sadke aunty keh putt tu kush reh lol baki rahi gal help di tere toh main ta koi help ni mangi main ta eh keha im not helping you LOL! so go learn your cha making process sweetie :)
oo do you get paid too? baby sit karna te pura tara karoo which includes feeding us :blink: you asked me to make you chaa instead because you couldn't get up and make yourself one :sad:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:25:27 PM »
hahhaha aww mare puut GUUUSAA KYON KARDIIII .. TENU KISE NE SMAJIYA NEE UNCLA TE AUNTY DI GALL DA GUUSA NAHI AKREDA . CHALOOO HUN SARE JANEE EHDI BINGI JAHI BUTHI TE IK IK TAPER MAROOOO ,. SYED EHNU BOLAN DI AKAL AH JAVEEE KILLA MARR KICH KE IKKK LEFT SIDE TE :D:
oh my bad tuvi post kar rea c es topic ch? evi koi budha banda lagda menu :D: i don't have anything against the elders so before all the budha community gathers around me.. i have nothing against you ppl :) moving on.. kida mamu uncle :D:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:14:22 PM »
larr leya bethera.. karda lock.. ke hajje hor larna aa :hehe:
LMAO no don't lock it!!
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:12:21 PM »
aho jadon bande budde ho jande pata nai ki ki karde ..next thing you know killa will be grilling you :blink: and then feeding it to my coworkers dogs sounds good? lol
sharm ni ondi tenu budea toh kam karondi a? dub ke marja jithe tipka pani na mile:D:
leh budea nu te app sharam ni andi punjabijanta te ki kam budea da :D: pela kende aa sanu aunty kaho fer aunty banke v aukhe upro di fer jwaaka di help mangde aa :wow:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 03:04:06 PM »
ha ha ha oh asal ch room di light band kiti hoyi a na ta pta ni lagda nehre ch :D: han dukhi ta kita mai ina kuj likhya mehnat kiti par ohde ik v palle ni payi. :D:
Patandar ghadi ku magro dasan lag jana k goria eda kardia te goria uda kardia :D: eh goria bare vahla e pta ohnu :hehe:
:D: oh bande ne te teri bas kraa deni uncle shote jwaaka naal pangee ni laidee hunde jini marji energy laake topic bnaalo tusi jwaak ne thodia races laga denia :pagel: round &round&round :pagel: moral of the topic bachea naal pange ghat lawo :D: :D:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 02:56:44 PM »
sup da matlab sup e hunda bibi khadppa sup, kaudia vala sup, srhal , hor ki hunda :lost:
waheguru!! ROFFLLLL :D: :D: uncle has lost it ahaha :pagel: yaa mai ohi wala sup kea si :blink: jado tenu koi "sup" kahugaa eda matlab samji o kende aa ke tere kol sup aa fir tu bhajli darke :happy: :D: this is hella funny
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« on: May 23, 2011, 02:54:11 PM »
aww you're going to make it for yourself and your lil kateeer as well?
lol menu na hi banon keh next thing you know i'll have you laying on the baking tray in the oven :blink: :D:
are you blind aunty? oh :woried: jado lok budhe ho jandee patani ki ki onaa da khraab ho janda hana :sad: hella sad!! its ok tenu ni kende kush banon nu karam uncle nu kehdangee unless ode v purjee dhilee ne tere wang ferr tee thode dona da ee bhojan shaakna pena :D: of course it'll be disgusting tho :puke:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 02:50:41 PM »
:D: someone's in big trouble
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« on: May 23, 2011, 02:48:07 PM »
nah pange leh... ohne tere "hor" dandh la denne aa, agge bhetra ho geya ... fer complaint wich topic banunna pavvoo :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
uncle v waise ghat ni jwaaka naal muqabla karkee dekhtaa ki menu v pange lene ande :D: more like ehe wala complain wala topic lagda menu karam nu fateh ne bot dukhi kita lagda :(
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« on: May 23, 2011, 02:45:40 PM »
leh das 2 jawak ( you and fateh) ale duale dore firn ta main cha banondi changi ni lagdi :D: upro meri umer hogi a emi tuhanu hi na chule ch pa ke saar da :D: chal cha bna chup karke badea nal jubaan ni larai di :D:
oh yeah! fateh nu homemade cookies pasand ne ode lai cookiess plzz!! :superhappy: asi hor jwaak sad lene aa je 2 kaafi ni thode lai aunty ji? :D: daso kine sadiee :D: par ya ik gal te sadange je tusi sanu sarya nu chaa de naal cookies bnaake daungi :D: thanks in advance sadi favorite aunty :pagel:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 02:42:13 PM »
U tried hard enough.. stop lieing now n admire the joke... serra kar geya munda sada... :hehe:
Karam sihha soh walle gal aa.. I m still laughing... patendar tenu gal bhut khor de aa... majh n katta :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
too bad menu te oda joke samj v ni lagya :D: & lmao ok joke samjla je samjna but its still not going to change the fact that i wasn't aiming for a joke :wow:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 02:39:20 PM »
ik te yar eh baharle jwaka nu shadi da majh thalle te eh ja varde katte thalle. Mai sup di gall kiti te eh bibi xplain kar rahi k mainu uncle kyo kiha. :D:
Koi gal ni mayi mai uncle kahe da gussa ni kita mainu ta mere nal parhdia kuria v baba keh dindia :D:
Yar ki banu vlaiti jwaka da
mai te kya odha ee puchya hona sup da matlab but je tenu sachii ni ptaa fer :D: fer te uncle ji bot aukha thoda :happy: :D: leh hun menu mayi kai janda pela te jwaak kenda si :D: uncle nu pata ni lagdaa ki kehna hun :pagel:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 02:35:56 PM »
main apne time ch batheri cha banai c ...hun tu sikhla :D: keep waiting ...banonugi ta pee laugi nai ta bethi reh roh ethe :D: jawak ajj kal de kam de na te ta maut hi pendi a :D:
well see mere kol meri aunty hegi so menu chaa banon te sikhan di lor ni :blink: chal jaake bna hun :pagel: :D:
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« on: May 23, 2011, 02:34:21 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: ... Now this is what is called a joke, Queen... Learn from the expert ... hahhha... patendar serrreee la te... :laugh:
u suck at cracking jokes.. u need tution from Uncle Karam :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
uh i wasn't trying to crack a joke there weirdo it was just so you would stop asking my age sheesh  :
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